Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211875 times)

Avalanche · « **Reply #3900 on:** April 22, 2011, 01:53:14 PM »

Quote from: freeziez on April 16, 2011, 06:53:56 AM

Quote from: Avalanche on April 16, 2011, 05:59:23 AM
What job does big brother have at GTM?
A:Watching us.

wut

Its because in a book,i think its called 1941 it says Big Brother will be watching your every move. thats a refereance to the fact theres something called watch under some peoples avavar

Natef · « **Reply #3901 on:** April 22, 2011, 02:02:38 PM »

Quote from: Avalanche on April 22, 2011, 01:53:14 PM

Quote from: freeziez on April 16, 2011, 06:53:56 AM
Quote from: Avalanche on April 16, 2011, 05:59:23 AM
What job does big brother have at GTM?
A:Watching us.

wut
Its because in a book,i think its called 1941 it says Big Brother will be watching your every move. thats a refereance to the fact theres something called watch under some peoples avavar

It's 1984.

freeziez · « **Reply #3902 on:** April 22, 2011, 02:07:28 PM »

Quote from: Natef on April 22, 2011, 02:02:38 PM

Quote from: Avalanche on April 22, 2011, 01:53:14 PM
Quote from: freeziez on April 16, 2011, 06:53:56 AM
Quote from: Avalanche on April 16, 2011, 05:59:23 AM
What job does big brother have at GTM?
A:Watching us.

wut
Its because in a book,i think its called 1941 it says Big Brother will be watching your every move. thats a refereance to the fact theres something called watch under some peoples avavar

It's 1984.

Ya, one of the best books ever.

But the joke made no sense. :P

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #3903 on:** April 23, 2011, 12:26:32 PM »

I've got a riddle, Avalanche will get this one.

Q: What do you call a book written in 1949 that talks about the future?

A: 1941, duh.

Avalanche · « **Reply #3904 on:** April 23, 2011, 12:35:09 PM »

HAHAHA nice one sonny,playing on teh typo.

ACAMS · « **Reply #3905 on:** April 23, 2011, 12:36:16 PM »

How in hell can you typo 1941 out of 1984?

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #3906 on:** April 23, 2011, 12:55:52 PM »

A typo is when you accidentally type the wrong thing. You said:

Quote from: Avalanche on April 22, 2011, 01:53:14 PM

Its because in a book,i think its called 1941

Leading me to believe it was just a really bad guess.

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #3907 on:** April 23, 2011, 05:45:14 PM »

Kujii · « **Reply #3908 on:** April 24, 2011, 11:48:38 PM »

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked him what the long face was for.
The Horse replied

They are called Anti Jokes.

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #3909 on:** April 24, 2011, 11:50:15 PM »

A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Kujii · « **Reply #3910 on:** April 24, 2011, 11:54:55 PM »

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

yoda9726 · « **Reply #3911 on:** April 25, 2011, 05:22:44 AM »

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff....

How many amateur guitarists does it take to play "Smoke on the Water"?

Thyrus · « **Reply #3912 on:** April 25, 2011, 05:23:57 AM »

Quote from: yoda9726 on April 25, 2011, 05:22:44 AM

How many amateur guitarists does it take to play "Smoke on the Water"?

apparantly, all of them

true story :D

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #3913 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:05:32 PM »

What's the difference between Shamwow and Jwoww?

Kujii · « **Reply #3914 on:** April 26, 2011, 07:40:06 AM »

090901 · « **Reply #3915 on:** April 26, 2011, 07:57:44 AM »

Quote from: Sonny_Resetti on April 25, 2011, 08:05:32 PM

What's the difference between Shamwow and Jwoww?

One is orange and has properties of a sponge, the other is an informercial product sold by Vince.

"Hey it's Vince here with slapchop."

Scrap Daddy · « **Reply #3916 on:** April 26, 2011, 05:31:15 PM »

Quote from: 090901 on April 26, 2011, 07:57:44 AM

Quote from: Sonny_Resetti on April 25, 2011, 08:05:32 PM
What's the difference between Shamwow and Jwoww?

One is orange and has properties of a sponge, the other is an informercial product sold by Vince.
"Hey it's Vince here with slapchop."

YOU WILL LOVE MY NUTS

Enigm@ · « **Reply #3917 on:** April 26, 2011, 05:34:34 PM »

Quote from: Scrap Daddy on April 26, 2011, 05:31:15 PM

Quote from: 090901 on April 26, 2011, 07:57:44 AM
Quote from: Sonny_Resetti on April 25, 2011, 08:05:32 PM
What's the difference between Shamwow and Jwoww?

One is orange and has properties of a sponge, the other is an informercial product sold by Vince.
"Hey it's Vince here with slapchop."
YOU WILL LOVE MY NUTS

I already do.

090901 · « **Reply #3918 on:** April 26, 2011, 05:36:19 PM »

Quote from: Scrap Daddy on April 26, 2011, 05:31:15 PM

Quote from: 090901 on April 26, 2011, 07:57:44 AM
Quote from: Sonny_Resetti on April 25, 2011, 08:05:32 PM
What's the difference between Shamwow and Jwoww?

One is orange and has properties of a sponge, the other is an informercial product sold by Vince.
"Hey it's Vince here with slapchop."
YOU WILL LOVE MY NUTS

Tacos, fettucini, linguine, martini, bikini.

Badger · « **Reply #3919 on:** April 26, 2011, 05:43:49 PM »

Anyone else notice that the word 'Roadworks' is a contradiction in terms? When is the last time you saw someone working on roadworks?