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Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #600 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:07:45 PM »

Quote from: Jeffery;30724

You obviously don't know much about biology.

Actually I know exactly what I'm talking about.
READ THIS

Edit: wait! still on topic.

ACAMS · « **Reply #601 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:50:27 PM »

Quote from: Jeffery;30714

Better not tell that to the Post Office or public construction crews. They might stop going to work.

DUDE!!!!!!!!!
The post office IS NOT government run!
WHO, I ask again WHO pays public construction crews? yea....who pays 5 men to stand around and watch ONE do the work?....I DO GOD DAMMMMMIT!!!!

Quote from: Sage;30725

ummm. yea. its called goods and services. the government provides many services. (Schools, anyone?)

and they make us pay taxes cause people like ACAMS wouldnt pay for stuff like that.

I have one 12 yo daughter that I send to school and I pay taxes on 3 houses and 2 commercial buildings.....WHO gets the benefit from ALL THE EXTRA TAX I PAY?????...(yes they are black, or foreign) don't start sh**with me about tax!!!!!

frezal · « **Reply #602 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:54:06 PM »

Quote from: Meganerdbomb;30727

Actually I know exactly what I'm talking about.
READ THIS

I never denied that skin stem cells have potential. The fact remains that they do not have as much potential as embryonic stem cells.

By the way, how does embryonic stem cell research promote killing innocent life? Has there ever been a case where a woman decided to fertilize one of her eggs so that it could be used for SCR?

frezal · « **Reply #603 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:59:17 PM »

Quote from: ACAMS;30730

DUDE!!!!!!!!!
The post office IS NOT government run for at least the last 20 years
WHO, I ask again WHO pays public construction crews? yea....who pays 5 men to stand around and watch ONE do the work?....I DO GOD DAMMMMMIT!!!!

It doesn't receive subsidies, but it is still a government service (and the employees are still federal employees who receive federal health insurance and such).

While public construction crews do seem quite lazy, that one guy in the bunch is responsible for most of the roads that are driven on.

SpyGuy · « **Reply #604 on:** March 12, 2009, 11:01:10 PM »

a little something just for Acams .........:

An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference,
"Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one
person, put it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"

The German doctor stood up and said,
"Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of
one person and put it into another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks"

The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced,
we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into another and have
them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"

Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the
conference,
"Well" he said "My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take
an Asshole out of Chicago , put him in the White House, and have half
the country looking for work in 24 hours!"

Sage · « **Reply #605 on:** March 12, 2009, 11:27:46 PM »

Quote from: ACAMS;30730

I have one 12 yo daughter that I send to school and I pay taxes on 3 houses and 2 commercial buildings.....WHO gets the benefit from ALL THE EXTRA TAX I PAY?????...(yes they are black, or foreign) don't start sh** with me about tax!!!!!

like i said, you get the benefit. your 12 year old daughter wouldnt get to go to school if you didnt pay taxes on your buildings cause the taxes pay for school.

and the extra tax is so that the president and his people can make a living. that is their job. to organize all the taxes and pay for everything. to make a living doing this, they need to keep a little income for themselves.

System32 · « **Reply #606 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:55:26 PM »

Speaking of that:

What do you call a bunch of Ethiopians standing in a line?

A barcode.

What should you never say to Alcoholics Anonymous?

Cheers.

Sage · « **Reply #607 on:** March 13, 2009, 10:38:05 PM »

Hydro · « **Reply #608 on:** March 16, 2009, 09:55:35 AM »

Quote from: Somebody;30689

Because Bush was wonderful...

yes...

i hate it when democrats decide to increase taxes and cut my dad's wages by 10%.

cones rule

Dexterhunter · « **Reply #609 on:** March 17, 2009, 12:57:59 AM »

Quote from: Hydro;31061

yes...

i hate it when democrats decide to increase taxes and cut my dad's wages by 10%.

cones rule

Quick! Tell me George Bush's middle name!

R0B0SH4RK · « **Reply #610 on:** March 17, 2009, 02:12:22 AM »

Hydro · « **Reply #611 on:** March 17, 2009, 10:11:09 AM »

walker

Condor33 · « **Reply #612 on:** March 17, 2009, 03:15:11 PM »

Dubyah

frezal · « **Reply #613 on:** March 17, 2009, 09:55:02 PM »

Quote from: Hydro;31163

walker

You weren't supposed to Google...

Hydro · « **Reply #614 on:** March 18, 2009, 10:02:52 AM »

no, i asked my dad a few years ago.

Naryar · « **Reply #615 on:** March 18, 2009, 10:11:20 AM »

Quote from: Dexterhunter;31133

Quick! Tell me George Bush's middle name!

Winner?

Sage · « **Reply #616 on:** March 18, 2009, 10:19:28 AM »

I thought it was wiener.

Hydro · « **Reply #617 on:** March 18, 2009, 10:44:45 AM »

no...

Condor33 · « **Reply #618 on:** March 18, 2009, 03:17:36 PM »

Full name: George Dubya Botch.

frezal · « **Reply #619 on:** March 18, 2009, 06:35:58 PM »

Quote from: Hydro;31262

no, i asked my dad a few years ago.

Quote from: Hydro;31061

yes...

i hate it when democrats decide to increase taxes and cut my dad's wages by 10%.

cones rule

So basically you just mimic what your pep pep thinks?