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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3680 on: January 30, 2011, 08:04:03 AM »
Probably a female... Read again. And also take a deeper look at the user's avatar. :P

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3681 on: January 30, 2011, 01:20:14 PM »
4 Brook moo moo moo moo moo moo how old was the movie food for Louis Missouri man hustle full moon eager for blow blow

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3682 on: January 31, 2011, 04:06:44 AM »




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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3683 on: January 31, 2011, 04:10:00 AM »
Lawl

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3684 on: January 31, 2011, 04:36:43 AM »
@last pic: The other guy might be kinda pissed off if he discovers what is happening...

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3685 on: January 31, 2011, 04:50:43 AM »
@last pic: The other guy might be kinda pissed off if he discovers what is happening...

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3686 on: January 31, 2011, 06:21:25 PM »
@last pic: The other guy might be kinda pissed off if he discovers what is happening...

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3687 on: January 31, 2011, 11:56:21 PM »
What did one pedo say to the other?


What did the sex addict say when he was asked what he wanted in a woman?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3688 on: February 01, 2011, 11:51:52 AM »
@last pic: The other guy might be kinda pissed off if he discovers what is happening...
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Yeah it's very much an awful pun. But it amused me so i posted it nevertheless :P

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3689 on: February 01, 2011, 12:40:10 PM »
What did one pedo say to the other?

You already posted that one :P

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3690 on: February 01, 2011, 04:01:38 PM »
(from some fat kid on my school bus):

"I'm a thong kind of guy!"
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3691 on: February 01, 2011, 04:38:31 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3692 on: February 01, 2011, 05:14:48 PM »
LOL, I get it (is that bad, since I don't play pokemon?)
I do those awful YouTube videos.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3693 on: February 01, 2011, 06:33:59 PM »
I don't either...

But I got it too. And LOL.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3694 on: February 01, 2011, 06:42:24 PM »
LOL. XD Nice find, Badnik.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3695 on: February 01, 2011, 06:47:02 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3696 on: February 01, 2011, 07:30:34 PM »
LOL he didn't give a sh** then either.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3697 on: February 01, 2011, 11:34:05 PM »
The ending of that comic is priceless.
Any comments would be appreciated. :D

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3698 on: February 02, 2011, 03:08:01 AM »
A pregnant woman with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.  After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...", to which the doctor replies "I know...I know..." placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder.  "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."  "No, that's not it," the woman confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."

Didn't know if it's been done before, but I thought it was funny

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3699 on: February 02, 2011, 03:23:00 AM »
lol