Author Topic: Jokes (Read 223306 times)

Pwnator · « **Reply #3540 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:06:43 AM »

Quote from: NFX on January 16, 2011, 03:57:39 AM

@Pwn: VICTORY. I so wish I could've gotten away with that in high school.

Same here. Some of the teachers in my high school were alumni, so they're smartasses. They just can't accept sarcastic answers in exams because they'll get reprimanded if they do. I don't even think they're allowed to give bonuses for wisecracks in exams. XD

NFX · « **Reply #3541 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:26:23 AM »

That reminds me of the time I made a "borderline racist" remark about Polish people in my third year Geography exam. The wierd thing is, I didn't even know I'd written it down. I got the paper back, and I was like "......wait, I said that?!"

Please don't hit me, Serge.

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #3542 on:** January 16, 2011, 03:59:11 PM »

Did it have do with misspelling a certain famous splatter-painter's last name?

freeziez · « **Reply #3543 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:01:16 PM »

http://trollscience.com/

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #3544 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:07:59 PM »

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #3545 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:09:23 PM »

freeziez · « **Reply #3546 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:10:08 PM »

G.K. · « **Reply #3547 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:13:44 PM »

Epic by sonny there.

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #3548 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:21:43 PM »

Lol I found Sage

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #3549 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:24:27 PM »

I made moar

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #3550 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:25:06 PM »

Sage's name is Dumbledore?!

Quote from: GroudonRobotWars on January 16, 2011, 04:21:43 PM

Lol I found Sage

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Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #3551 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:25:49 PM »

Ah yes, the ever-quotable Dumbledore. Known for such gems as "You talkin' to me?", "Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn", and "Here's lookin' at you, kid."

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #3552 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:49:41 PM »

I will post some Dawn photos and other photos soon.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #3553 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:50:42 PM »

Quote from: GroudonRobotWars on January 16, 2011, 04:49:41 PM

I will post some Dawn photos and other photos soon.

Stop trying to be cool with that stuff, it's ghey as hell

madman3 · « **Reply #3554 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:55:01 PM »

Quote from: Sypher878 on January 16, 2011, 04:50:42 PM

Quote from: GroudonRobotWars on January 16, 2011, 04:49:41 PM
I will post some Dawn photos and other photos soon.

Stop trying to be cool with that stuff, it's ghey as hell

Agreed.
Three men were in a building, discussing the world records they could set.
"I have the smallest head!"
"I have the smallest brain!"
"I have the shortest penis!"
They all submitted their measurements to Guinness. The first two found that they successfully broke their respective records, but the third exclaimed:
"Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber?!"
Lamest joke ever. Trust my friends to have made it...

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #3555 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:56:00 PM »

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #3556 on:** January 16, 2011, 05:03:38 PM »

Quote from: Sypher878 on January 16, 2011, 04:50:42 PM

Quote from: GroudonRobotWars on January 16, 2011, 04:49:41 PM
I will post some Dawn photos and other photos soon.

Stop trying to be cool with that stuff, it's ghey as hell

You know other people find that funny for example look at pages 210-215. If you don't like it don't troll about it.

freeziez · « **Reply #3557 on:** January 16, 2011, 05:19:27 PM »

NFX · « **Reply #3558 on:** January 16, 2011, 05:19:54 PM »

Dawn pictures are old hat. Pokemon Motivational Posters are much more now. =D

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #3559 on:** January 16, 2011, 05:21:30 PM »

Quote from: GroudonRobotWars on January 16, 2011, 05:03:38 PM

Quote from: Sypher878 on January 16, 2011, 04:50:42 PM
Quote from: GroudonRobotWars on January 16, 2011, 04:49:41 PM
I will post some Dawn photos and other photos soon.

Stop trying to be cool with that stuff, it's ghey as hell
You know other people find that funny for example look at pages 210-215. If you don't like it don't troll about it.

Yeah, and I'll go flood the showcase section with Goatse,