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« Reply #500 on: December 31, 2008, 06:00:11 AM »

What about this one?

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« Reply #501 on: December 31, 2008, 06:07:12 AM »
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Can some one tell me how do you get a train trough the second floor of a building? Seems like trainstation, but as far as i know, they dont have 2 floors for railways... Nor does any other building i know of...
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that pic is very badly photo shopped, sinf if u look at the window u can see its not broke, the smoke is lower quality and well the brightness differences between train and everything else is too drastic

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« Reply #502 on: December 31, 2008, 06:13:02 AM »
Acually, I think that they built the train there or they lifted it with cranes and placed that traincar(or w/e you call it) behind it as counterweight. See how that one person is looking at the train? No way you can copypasta a person in that small scale and save as jpg without it being a blurry pixel mess or a picture in general.

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« Reply #503 on: December 31, 2008, 06:25:38 AM »
I also think that they made it on purpose, probably lifted the train there. But you may have a point on brightness.

Also u = you, thanks.

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« Reply #504 on: December 31, 2008, 07:18:45 AM »
Yes, there is a car repair shop near were I live that has the front of a car sticking out of the front of the second floor. I think its a Porsche too.
I built that big robot on that TV show that time


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« Reply #505 on: December 31, 2008, 01:08:20 PM »
Guys ... SSG has it right.  The train was built in place to look like it came out of the top of the building.  If it had really come through the wall, there would be glass and bricks all over the place, the entire front end of the train would be crushed from hitting the ground like that .... it's a setup.  Look at it.  Steam engines weigh hundreds of tons, but there's no damage to the front of the train, especially after falling that far??  I bet if you walked around underneath it, there would be support beams running from the building to the ground under the engine's boiler.  The front of the building where the rear of the engine is sitting isn't crushed, either, and no way could the coupler on the front of the passenger car hold up that weight.  Plus, the guy standing there doesn't look very concerned that there is a train sticking out of a building!  Where's the crowd of people who gather at an accident scene?

Look at the Cadillacs sticking out of the roof at the Hard Rock Cafe sometime.  You really think that they just drove the cars off a parking garage into the roof?  (Okay, I digress ... I know a couple of guys who WOULD do something like that ...)

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« Reply #506 on: January 03, 2009, 12:48:16 PM »

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« Reply #507 on: January 05, 2009, 09:19:56 AM »








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« Reply #508 on: January 05, 2009, 10:08:13 AM »
Why is the fish photo funny?
robotics and buddhism are the way forward:lol:

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« Reply #509 on: January 05, 2009, 10:14:23 AM »
i bought a cheesehead. that is all.
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« Reply #510 on: January 05, 2009, 10:20:26 AM »
@SSG: Win!

@Paprika: There is **** on the fish.

@Hydro: Your sig just combo'ed with Pap's sig. Nice.

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« Reply #511 on: January 05, 2009, 10:35:39 AM »
thanks, Naryar.



you've been CHEESED.


      ----and also---

« Last Edit: January 07, 2009, 10:07:19 AM by Hydro »
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« Reply #512 on: January 27, 2009, 08:55:28 PM »

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« Reply #513 on: January 28, 2009, 09:48:48 AM »
i remember that page...
« Last Edit: January 28, 2009, 10:10:26 AM by Hydro »
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« Reply #514 on: January 28, 2009, 11:09:05 AM »
*Goes to google and types in chuck norris*

Hey! You lie R1885!
Son of a fat bold guy!
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« Reply #515 on: January 28, 2009, 11:52:42 AM »
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*Goes to google and types in chuck norris*

Hey! You lie R1885!


I just did the same exact thing.

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« Reply #516 on: January 28, 2009, 05:58:29 PM »
You need to press the "I'll try my luck" or W/E the other button is, I dont know what it reads in english so I just translated it.

Also yet another picture spam:












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« Reply #517 on: January 28, 2009, 08:14:14 PM »
That wartractor is awesome! Gonna make that my desktop at some point.

This one is not ROFLcopter funny... But it is an amusing tidbit built into the firefox browser.

in the address bar just simply type "about:robots"

Firefox users only.  This is not for Explorer.

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« Reply #518 on: February 02, 2009, 02:22:18 PM »
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
 
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"
 
George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Bill Clinton asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"
 
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« Reply #519 on: February 02, 2009, 04:41:41 PM »
You have the same homepage as me.
Put this onto your signature if you were part of this crappy fad in '03.