Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211541 times)

System32 · « **Reply #480 on:** December 15, 2008, 04:31:05 PM »

Poor dog...

SpyGuy · « **Reply #481 on:** December 15, 2008, 08:38:50 PM »

Well, I got my girlfriend one of those color-changing "mood rings" for an early Christmas present, and I have to say that it really does work on revealing what state of mood she's in at any given time. When she's happy, the mood ring turns a nice emerald green. When she's upset, it leaves a big frickin' red mark on my forehead.

Anonymity · « **Reply #482 on:** December 16, 2008, 08:21:57 PM »

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation
Prepare to lol IRL (and I actually do mean it).

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #483 on:** December 17, 2008, 11:16:58 AM »

As you al have already heard about the shoes being trown at bush, someone decided to make this:

and some random pictures

The smokers room:

Edit: *rolfing* Anon, you wre right, i just wathced 3 of those vids and i cant stay on my chair anymore :D

pyscolone · « **Reply #484 on:** December 19, 2008, 09:49:46 PM »

Madiaba · « **Reply #485 on:** December 19, 2008, 10:14:50 PM »

Pys: Like the 'Eliminate' one.

Quote from: Dr. Derm;24725

Well, I got my girlfriend one of those color-changing "mood rings" for an early Christmas present, and I have to say that it really does work on revealing what state of mood she's in at any given time. When she's happy, the mood ring turns a nice emerald green. When she's upset, it leaves a big frickin' red mark on my forehead.

QFT. Most guys ignorantly believe that little innocent performance they see when they date a girlfriend. Women/Girls are not as ignorant as you, or you think, guys...
Of course guys have their hidden agendas too...

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #486 on:** December 20, 2008, 05:22:38 AM »

Dont know why this picture didnt want to show with IMG tags, so heres a link instead
Link

Naryar · « **Reply #487 on:** December 20, 2008, 09:59:35 PM »

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=s-uF_zHX41U&feature=related

Check this, particularly the Mona Lisa one at 0:22.

Anonymity · « **Reply #488 on:** December 21, 2008, 02:53:23 AM »

A screenshot from EVE...

SpyGuy · « **Reply #489 on:** December 22, 2008, 04:55:27 PM »

Okay, SO .... there was this big-mouthed Texan in a bar, bragging about how great his state was to a roomful of people. "Why, Texas is so big, you can get on a train, travel for three full days and nights, and when you get off, you'd still be in the state of Texas."

"What's so unusual about that?" asked a nearby man at the bar. "Arizona has slow trains, too."

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***checks to see if I've been banned yet .....***

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #490 on:** December 28, 2008, 10:08:58 AM »

Can some one tell me how do you get a train trough the second floor of a building? Seems like trainstation, but as far as i know, they dont have 2 floors for railways... Nor does any other building i know of...

Somebody · « **Reply #491 on:** December 28, 2008, 10:24:52 AM »

The train didn't go through.

kill343gs · « **Reply #492 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:42:22 PM »

Its a setup. Much more glass would be broken from that window if a train came barreling through.

SpyGuy · « **Reply #493 on:** December 28, 2008, 02:09:33 PM »

Plus the front end of the train isn't crushed from the fall.

man manu · « **Reply #494 on:** December 29, 2008, 09:02:32 AM »

its got a hard front.

Sage · « **Reply #495 on:** December 29, 2008, 11:05:52 AM »

Quote from: man manu;25566

its got a hard front.

I'll let someone else take that.

SpyGuy · « **Reply #496 on:** December 29, 2008, 12:11:20 PM »

I suppose that would make it a mail train .......

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #497 on:** December 30, 2008, 05:21:52 PM »

Scrap Daddy · « **Reply #498 on:** December 30, 2008, 07:25:10 PM »

Sage · « **Reply #499 on:** December 30, 2008, 10:39:30 PM »

^ should go into the sick jokes thread.