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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2920 on: November 09, 2010, 03:46:21 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2921 on: November 09, 2010, 03:57:29 PM »
A comedian who is apparently funny for stating the obvious.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2922 on: November 09, 2010, 03:59:25 PM »
(Image removed from quote.)

This was in my inbox today.
This literally made me lol  :laughing



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2923 on: November 09, 2010, 04:03:58 PM »
This next joke is about quantum theory and the uncertainty principal. You have been warned!

Did you hear about the new GCSE quantum physics paper? You open it and it reads: 'Does this answer your question?'

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2924 on: November 09, 2010, 04:06:03 PM »
Meh, have you heard the one about the GCSE board that tells you to fail?

I do those awful YouTube videos.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2925 on: November 09, 2010, 04:07:16 PM »
Do you even uderstand quantum?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2926 on: November 09, 2010, 04:09:12 PM »
Whats a quantum?

MOLECULAR BONDING!
I do those awful YouTube videos.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2927 on: November 09, 2010, 04:41:44 PM »
'As I once read in a truckstop bathroom: "The joke is in your hands"...Oh my God, I just got that!'

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2928 on: November 09, 2010, 04:46:48 PM »
'As I once read in a truckstop bathroom: "The joke is in your hands"...Oh my God, I just got that!'

I saw that, it was right under that peom
 
Here I sit all broken hearted
tried to sh** but only farted

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2929 on: November 09, 2010, 04:50:01 PM »
Whenever I tell the one before it takes about 5 seconds to kick in.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2930 on: November 10, 2010, 03:11:08 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2931 on: November 10, 2010, 04:10:43 AM »
ahahahaha

Is that Thyrus ?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2932 on: November 10, 2010, 04:22:47 AM »
I don't think so. Otherwise Thyrus would be constantly misspelling here. :P
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2933 on: November 10, 2010, 06:14:33 AM »
I donnt fink so overwise Tyhrus wuld be konstatnly mispeling here. :P

i saw a few erors in ur paust so i fixd i t for u

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2934 on: November 10, 2010, 06:34:04 AM »
double post

http://www.tltgroup.org/

Oh and that drinking guy might be LRA2. Or sparkey.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2935 on: November 10, 2010, 09:53:58 AM »




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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2936 on: November 10, 2010, 11:03:34 AM »
HAHAHA!!! Extreme lolification.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2937 on: November 10, 2010, 02:10:39 PM »
I don't think so. Otherwise Thyrus would be constantly misspelling here. :P

whata faq? Ima nat mispillin goys!
an Ima nat drinkan Becks! :P

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2938 on: November 10, 2010, 09:11:28 PM »
I just have one thing to ask all of you...

Seriously...



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2939 on: November 10, 2010, 09:14:15 PM »
Apparently a dog walking on 2 legs.