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ACAMS · « **Reply #340 on:** November 16, 2008, 10:24:28 PM »

Quote from: Gigafrost;22036

their 200 year history or being slaves.

200 years????????????????

N. America became the united States July 4 1776.....slaves came later....
Slavery was abolished December 18, 1865.......89 years AT MOST!
The blacks here WERE NEVER SLAVES!
The blacks here better be damn glad they are here, because they could be still in Africa dying of AIDS.....or chunking rocks at a lizard to get their next meal.....BUT NO.......they are still bitching and complaining 150 years later......living on MY damn tax money and in government provided housing....don't get me started!

Serge · « **Reply #341 on:** November 16, 2008, 11:58:13 PM »

Quote from: ACAMS;22041

200 years????????????????

N. America became the united States July 4 1776.....slaves came later....

Slavery has been around since the discovery of the New World by Columbus in 1493, but the major part of it was between the 16th and 19th century, where slaves were taken from Africa to southern America (mainly to Brazil). About 9.4-12 million slaves were deported this way.

70 CUDA · « **Reply #342 on:** November 17, 2008, 12:22:29 AM »

and while i do hate that this happened WHY IS IT STILL AN EXCUSE!!!!!!!! i got in to more street fights with blacks then anyone eles. and the most Im laid back and unracist guy i know. 6 times my room mate and i had our door kicked in by blak guys trying to rob us. lol for some reason they always turn and run when 2 rednecks pull 12 gauge shotguns from under the chairs.

Naryar · « **Reply #343 on:** November 17, 2008, 01:07:21 AM »

ACAMS, most of the black people in America are here because of slave trade.

If I remember well, there are more Blacks in the southern states... old esclavagist states.

ACAMS · « **Reply #344 on:** November 17, 2008, 09:21:15 AM »

Quote from: Naryar;22053

If I remember well, there are more Blacks in the southern states.

Unfortunatly, you are correct...with the exception of Washington DC (wonder why...must be der fo dey hand out)

http://myfolderz.com/facts/black_population_by_state.php

Madiaba · « **Reply #345 on:** November 17, 2008, 09:22:36 AM »

If you think a little bigger and deeper, 'slavery' is just one form of "getting others to work freely for one's own benefit". It is wrong, no matter its form.
So, people using others' labor and hard-earned income(and taxes taken from their wages), in order to freely exploit and benefit for themselves, is no different than slavery. Got someone to freely work for me, is slavery. Thus the social leeches are exploiting free labor from we workers. We work for them as free labor (slaves).

Flying_Chao · « **Reply #346 on:** November 17, 2008, 02:03:05 PM »

As much as I find Madiaba's logic interesting, shouldn't this thread be for jokes?

man manu · « **Reply #347 on:** November 17, 2008, 02:50:42 PM »

why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot!!!

How many F's in this?
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

Somebody · « **Reply #348 on:** November 17, 2008, 02:52:20 PM »

None, because "this" has no F's in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a shotgun?

To shoot the guy who came up with the chicken crossing the road jokes.

man manu · « **Reply #349 on:** November 17, 2008, 02:54:08 PM »

No somebody it wasnt a trick question

Somebody · « **Reply #350 on:** November 17, 2008, 03:01:22 PM »

Then there three in the little sentence thing.

Naryar · « **Reply #351 on:** November 17, 2008, 03:07:16 PM »

man manu it depends of what you call "this".

it could be three, four or five.

ACAMS · « **Reply #352 on:** November 17, 2008, 03:23:40 PM »

Quote from: Flying_Chao;22096

As much as I find Madiaba's logic interesting, shouldn't this thread be for jokes?

I posted a joke....unfortunatlly some of our ah, uh....well I hate to say dense, but can think of no better word....anyway our more dense members failed to catch it and the discussion ensued.

Madiaba · « **Reply #353 on:** November 17, 2008, 03:30:12 PM »

Quote from: Flying_Chao;22096

As much as I find Madiaba's logic interesting, shouldn't this thread be for jokes?

FC, yep, we should.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #354 on:** November 17, 2008, 05:04:14 PM »

Somebody · « **Reply #355 on:** November 17, 2008, 06:44:01 PM »

..awesomeness... :-D

Gigafrost · « **Reply #356 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:17:50 AM »

I'm Hungry... Feed Me?

Hydro · « **Reply #357 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:53:04 AM »

Quote from: ACAMS;22115

I posted a joke....unfortunatlly some of our ah, uh....well I hate to say dense, but can think of no better word....anyway our more dense members failed to catch it and the discussion ensued.

stubborn might be the word you are looking for.

if the red house is made of red bricks and the blue house is made of blue bricks, then what is the green house made of?

Glass!

man manu · « **Reply #358 on:** November 18, 2008, 11:31:01 AM »

Quote from: Somebody;22112

Then there three in the little sentence thing.

Look at it again with this clue "OF"

70 CUDA · « **Reply #359 on:** November 18, 2008, 03:02:20 PM »

6 WOW am i the only one that dose this stuff??????