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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2680 on: October 03, 2010, 02:03:01 AM »
lol a schoolmate saw this on the school jeepney (our school's so awesome it has its own jeepney line yeah). A few days later, I just so happened to ride on that jeepney. **** YEAH.

Clash Cubes 1 - Grey Matter (Runner-Up)
King of Karnage - Sideshow Freak (Runner-Up, Best Engineered)
Rust In Pieces - Paper Cut 3 (Grand Champion, Most Dangerous Bot)
Wheely Tag Tournament - Ion Thruster (Grand Champion, along with Ounces' DiSemboweLment)
UK vs USA - Dark Striker (Grand Champion)
Rust In Pieces 2 - Claymore (Runner-Up, Favourite Bot)
BBEANS 6 - Infection 4 (Runner-Up)
RA2 Team Championships - Serious Business, Skeksis (Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, and Badnik)
RA2 Team Championships 2 - The Other Stig (Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, Badnik, 090901, and R1885)
Replica Wars 3 - Abaddon (Runner-Up, Luckiest Bot)
BroBots - wheebot & yaybot (Runner-Up)
Robo Zone 2 - Dipper (4th place, Survival Champion, & Best Axle Bot)
ARBBC - The Covenant (3rd place, BW Rumble Winner, Most Feared BW)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2681 on: October 03, 2010, 10:05:35 AM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2682 on: October 03, 2010, 10:31:33 AM »
Lol
Hi.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2683 on: October 03, 2010, 03:42:09 PM »
Was playing transformice, and we had this religious dude on preaching at us. He kept going on and not going in the hole. Then, a troll shouted 'YOUR VIRGINITY IS MINE' at him and chased him in.
My above post explains everything about everything.

Host of: Wheely Tag, Back To The Beginnings, BTTB 2, BTTB 3, BTTB 4, & BTTB V.

Heavy Metal: Champion (Mockery of the Whole Concept)
Robotic International Wars Series 1: Champion (Minifridge 6)
RA2 Team Championships 1 & 2: Champion (High Speed Train & Upthrust - as part of Naryar's Not Quite Evil Council of Doom)

Runner Up in: The Amazing Rage (Team Fedex), R0B0NOVA (Zaphod Stock), Steel Warzone (Inception of Instability), Box of Nightmares (Gicquel), Wheely Tag (Minifridge the Second)

Clash Cubes IV: 5th place (Fretless)
BBEANS 6: Rumble Winner & 6th Place (Minifridge 4)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2684 on: October 03, 2010, 03:52:47 PM »
Was playing transformice, and we had this religious dude on preaching at us. He kept going on and not going in the hole. Then, a troll shouted 'YOUR VIRGINITY IS MINE' at him and chased him in.

SOMETIMES, Trolls are necessary. But not all the time. Or even most of the time.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2685 on: October 03, 2010, 03:54:37 PM »
This being one of those times.
My above post explains everything about everything.

Host of: Wheely Tag, Back To The Beginnings, BTTB 2, BTTB 3, BTTB 4, & BTTB V.

Heavy Metal: Champion (Mockery of the Whole Concept)
Robotic International Wars Series 1: Champion (Minifridge 6)
RA2 Team Championships 1 & 2: Champion (High Speed Train & Upthrust - as part of Naryar's Not Quite Evil Council of Doom)

Runner Up in: The Amazing Rage (Team Fedex), R0B0NOVA (Zaphod Stock), Steel Warzone (Inception of Instability), Box of Nightmares (Gicquel), Wheely Tag (Minifridge the Second)

Clash Cubes IV: 5th place (Fretless)
BBEANS 6: Rumble Winner & 6th Place (Minifridge 4)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2686 on: October 03, 2010, 11:05:17 PM »
Clash Cubes 1 - Grey Matter (Runner-Up)
King of Karnage - Sideshow Freak (Runner-Up, Best Engineered)
Rust In Pieces - Paper Cut 3 (Grand Champion, Most Dangerous Bot)
Wheely Tag Tournament - Ion Thruster (Grand Champion, along with Ounces' DiSemboweLment)
UK vs USA - Dark Striker (Grand Champion)
Rust In Pieces 2 - Claymore (Runner-Up, Favourite Bot)
BBEANS 6 - Infection 4 (Runner-Up)
RA2 Team Championships - Serious Business, Skeksis (Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, and Badnik)
RA2 Team Championships 2 - The Other Stig (Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, Badnik, 090901, and R1885)
Replica Wars 3 - Abaddon (Runner-Up, Luckiest Bot)
BroBots - wheebot & yaybot (Runner-Up)
Robo Zone 2 - Dipper (4th place, Survival Champion, & Best Axle Bot)
ARBBC - The Covenant (3rd place, BW Rumble Winner, Most Feared BW)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2687 on: October 04, 2010, 10:56:03 AM »
You may think Picnic Attack is wierd. You were right. But how wierd? You won't know until you read what he produced in ICT today:

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    Analysis
There  will be important hardware needed for this project. In particular, the greatest  change will be the addition of a server to create a network for the team.
The  hardware needed will be:
·          An epic server, with a 200GB memory, and 20 2TB hard drives.  This should provide the necessary computing power to manage all the equipment  requirements for the localised area.
·          A DSL line, to enable access between offices on a WAN, for interoffice  record transferral, so that a car can be hired in one location, and returned at  another, enabling greater ease for the customer, and thus increasing sales  output due to word of mouth advertisement.
·          Several computers slaved to the server, each with:
o   A 3GB hard drive, to enable  fast loading inside the database, to increase waiting times for the Mormon  customers, and reduce it for everyone else.
o   An LCD screen, so staff can  see the data on the database.
o   A computer mouse.
o   A regular mouse
o   A Transformouse.
o   A House mouse.
o   A 750GB Hard Drive, to store  data on, and any stupid stuff staff foolishly decide to copy.
o   A four leafed clover.
o   A five leafed clover.
o   An emergency supply of  military grade Post-It Notes.
o   A USB Ninja Penguin, to  protect the computer from unscrupulous thieves who wish to steal customer data.
o   A USB port, to plug the USB  Ninja Penguin into.
o   A wire, to plug the USB slot  into.
o   A computer, to plug the wire  into.
o   A plug, to plug the computer  into
o   A plug socket, to plug the plug  into.
o   A series of wires, to plug  the plug socket into.
o   A substation, to plug the  wires into.
o   A power cable, to plug the  substation into.
o   A National Grid, to plug the  power cable into
o   A nuclear (or otherwise)  power plant, to plug the National Grid into.
o   Some pink fluffy dice.
·          A very large supply of FireWire wires, to connect all the  computers to the main server.
·          A router, so that the computers have access to the DSL line.
·          A 20TB Super Hard Drive, used to periodically backup data, so  that the data is saved every night.
·          A 20PB offsite backup backup, used to once a month copy data  to from the back up, thus ensuring the backup is backed up.
·          A supercomputer. Just because the Mormons are scared of them.  And they are not in our customer demographic.
·          A copy of the Sunday Times’  In Gear pullout, to find out what new, Ï‹ber-cool cars will come out soon.
·          A Mormon, to find out what they are scared of, and thus what  we should buy, like seals, but not sea lions; killer whales and blue whales,  but not belugas(they like caviar).
·          A printer, to print off the mail merged letters that will  need to be created to send to customers to get money/blood/charity appearances  from or to the people of Norway, addressing them as Snoreway.
·          A getaway car, to get away from any of the above things  mentioned in case of spontaneous anger/combustion/apocalypse/apocalisp.
·          Soft Hardware, because of Health and Safety.
My above post explains everything about everything.

Host of: Wheely Tag, Back To The Beginnings, BTTB 2, BTTB 3, BTTB 4, & BTTB V.

Heavy Metal: Champion (Mockery of the Whole Concept)
Robotic International Wars Series 1: Champion (Minifridge 6)
RA2 Team Championships 1 & 2: Champion (High Speed Train & Upthrust - as part of Naryar's Not Quite Evil Council of Doom)

Runner Up in: The Amazing Rage (Team Fedex), R0B0NOVA (Zaphod Stock), Steel Warzone (Inception of Instability), Box of Nightmares (Gicquel), Wheely Tag (Minifridge the Second)

Clash Cubes IV: 5th place (Fretless)
BBEANS 6: Rumble Winner & 6th Place (Minifridge 4)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2688 on: October 04, 2010, 11:02:34 AM »
^LOL^
Better than GK since 2009.
I think SM is a pretty cool guy, eh builds unicycle-bots and doesn't afraid of anything

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2689 on: October 04, 2010, 11:25:47 AM »
LOL!

Tell Picnic Attack that he is one of the funniest people that I know of.


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2690 on: October 04, 2010, 11:39:05 AM »
Picnic Attack receives +6 humour points. =D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2691 on: October 04, 2010, 04:53:35 PM »
VICTORY

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2692 on: October 04, 2010, 05:00:35 PM »
That made my day =D



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2693 on: October 04, 2010, 05:07:44 PM »
This one's from my dad...

"Mud bogging is like raising a kid: 10 minutes of fun and a lifetime of work afterwords"

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2694 on: October 04, 2010, 07:34:39 PM »
Badnik, stop stealing my line. =P
 
 
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2695 on: October 04, 2010, 10:26:05 PM »
Lol

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2696 on: October 04, 2010, 11:05:15 PM »
PA's stuff reminds me of those from Robots with Feelings. ONE-LINER BARRAGE!
Clash Cubes 1 - Grey Matter (Runner-Up)
King of Karnage - Sideshow Freak (Runner-Up, Best Engineered)
Rust In Pieces - Paper Cut 3 (Grand Champion, Most Dangerous Bot)
Wheely Tag Tournament - Ion Thruster (Grand Champion, along with Ounces' DiSemboweLment)
UK vs USA - Dark Striker (Grand Champion)
Rust In Pieces 2 - Claymore (Runner-Up, Favourite Bot)
BBEANS 6 - Infection 4 (Runner-Up)
RA2 Team Championships - Serious Business, Skeksis (Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, and Badnik)
RA2 Team Championships 2 - The Other Stig (Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, Badnik, 090901, and R1885)
Replica Wars 3 - Abaddon (Runner-Up, Luckiest Bot)
BroBots - wheebot & yaybot (Runner-Up)
Robo Zone 2 - Dipper (4th place, Survival Champion, & Best Axle Bot)
ARBBC - The Covenant (3rd place, BW Rumble Winner, Most Feared BW)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2697 on: October 06, 2010, 06:14:41 PM »
dp

Clash Cubes 1 - Grey Matter (Runner-Up)
King of Karnage - Sideshow Freak (Runner-Up, Best Engineered)
Rust In Pieces - Paper Cut 3 (Grand Champion, Most Dangerous Bot)
Wheely Tag Tournament - Ion Thruster (Grand Champion, along with Ounces' DiSemboweLment)
UK vs USA - Dark Striker (Grand Champion)
Rust In Pieces 2 - Claymore (Runner-Up, Favourite Bot)
BBEANS 6 - Infection 4 (Runner-Up)
RA2 Team Championships - Serious Business, Skeksis (Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, and Badnik)
RA2 Team Championships 2 - The Other Stig (Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, Badnik, 090901, and R1885)
Replica Wars 3 - Abaddon (Runner-Up, Luckiest Bot)
BroBots - wheebot & yaybot (Runner-Up)
Robo Zone 2 - Dipper (4th place, Survival Champion, & Best Axle Bot)
ARBBC - The Covenant (3rd place, BW Rumble Winner, Most Feared BW)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2698 on: October 06, 2010, 06:59:44 PM »
VICTORY. XD
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2699 on: October 06, 2010, 09:45:37 PM »
[Insert Yo Dawg guy here]