Jokes

[Pwnator]

lol a schoolmate saw this on the school jeepney (our school's so awesome it has its own jeepney line yeah). A few days later, I just so happened to ride on that jeepney. **** YEAH.

[Noodle]

[Hydro]

Lol

[G.K.]

Was playing transformice, and we had this religious dude on preaching at us. He kept going on and not going in the hole. Then, a troll shouted 'YOUR VIRGINITY IS MINE' at him and chased him in.

[NFX]

Was playing transformice, and we had this religious dude on preaching at us. He kept going on and not going in the hole. Then, a troll shouted 'YOUR VIRGINITY IS MINE' at him and chased him in.

SOMETIMES, Trolls are necessary. But not all the time. Or even most of the time.

[G.K.]

This being one of those times.

[Pwnator]

[G.K.]

You may think Picnic Attack is wierd. You were right. But how wierd? You won't know until you read what he produced in ICT today:

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    Analysis
There  will be important hardware needed for this project. In particular, the greatest  change will be the addition of a server to create a network for the team.
The  hardware needed will be:
·          An epic server, with a 200GB memory, and 20 2TB hard drives.  This should provide the necessary computing power to manage all the equipment  requirements for the localised area.
·          A DSL line, to enable access between offices on a WAN, for interoffice  record transferral, so that a car can be hired in one location, and returned at  another, enabling greater ease for the customer, and thus increasing sales  output due to word of mouth advertisement.
·          Several computers slaved to the server, each with:
o   A 3GB hard drive, to enable  fast loading inside the database, to increase waiting times for the Mormon  customers, and reduce it for everyone else.
o   An LCD screen, so staff can  see the data on the database.
o   A computer mouse.
o   A regular mouse
o   A Transformouse.
o   A House mouse.
o   A 750GB Hard Drive, to store  data on, and any stupid stuff staff foolishly decide to copy.
o   A four leafed clover.
o   A five leafed clover.
o   An emergency supply of  military grade Post-It Notes.
o   A USB Ninja Penguin, to  protect the computer from unscrupulous thieves who wish to steal customer data.
o   A USB port, to plug the USB  Ninja Penguin into.
o   A wire, to plug the USB slot  into.
o   A computer, to plug the wire  into.
o   A plug, to plug the computer  into
o   A plug socket, to plug the plug  into.
o   A series of wires, to plug  the plug socket into.
o   A substation, to plug the  wires into.
o   A power cable, to plug the  substation into.
o   A National Grid, to plug the  power cable into
o   A nuclear (or otherwise)  power plant, to plug the National Grid into.
o   Some pink fluffy dice.
·          A very large supply of FireWire wires, to connect all the  computers to the main server.
·          A router, so that the computers have access to the DSL line.
·          A 20TB Super Hard Drive, used to periodically backup data, so  that the data is saved every night.
·          A 20PB offsite backup backup, used to once a month copy data  to from the back up, thus ensuring the backup is backed up.
·          A supercomputer. Just because the Mormons are scared of them.  And they are not in our customer demographic.
·          A copy of the Sunday Times’  In Gear pullout, to find out what new, Ï‹ber-cool cars will come out soon.
·          A Mormon, to find out what they are scared of, and thus what  we should buy, like seals, but not sea lions; killer whales and blue whales,  but not belugas(they like caviar).
·          A printer, to print off the mail merged letters that will  need to be created to send to customers to get money/blood/charity appearances  from or to the people of Norway, addressing them as Snoreway.
·          A getaway car, to get away from any of the above things  mentioned in case of spontaneous anger/combustion/apocalypse/apocalisp.
·          Soft Hardware, because of Health and Safety.


[Squirrel_Monkey]

^LOL^

[Gazea2]

LOL!

Tell Picnic Attack that he is one of the funniest people that I know of.

[NFX]

Picnic Attack receives +6 humour points. =D

[Badnik96]

VICTORY

[S.T.C.]

That made my day =D

[Badnik96]

This one's from my dad...

"Mud bogging is like raising a kid: 10 minutes of fun and a lifetime of work afterwords"

[NFX]

Badnik, stop stealing my line. =P
 
 

[GroudonRobotWars]

Lol

[Pwnator]

PA's stuff reminds me of those from Robots with Feelings. ONE-LINER BARRAGE!

[Pwnator]

dp

[NFX]

VICTORY. XD

[Badnik96]

[Insert Yo Dawg guy here]