Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211326 times)

090901 · « **Reply #2640 on:** September 26, 2010, 02:34:44 PM »

*faceplam*

Madiaba · « **Reply #2641 on:** September 26, 2010, 07:05:30 PM »

Quote from: Scrap Daddy on September 26, 2010, 01:17:32 PM

Two antennas got married, the ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great.

...

Huh, I guess they were wired then....

Doomkiller · « **Reply #2642 on:** September 26, 2010, 09:05:34 PM »

A women was looking in a mirror and was crying, saying that she was fat and ugly. She asked her husband to say something nice about her.

He replied:

"Your eyesights pretty damn good."

Jodapower · « **Reply #2643 on:** September 28, 2010, 03:34:35 PM »

Pwnator · « **Reply #2644 on:** September 29, 2010, 06:04:24 AM »

He found a way around hahahahaha

And here's something you CAN'T work your way around:

"If I asked you to have sex with me, would that answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

:P

Naryar · « **Reply #2645 on:** September 29, 2010, 06:29:45 AM »

^^ Lol at Pedobear's rape face. It's even better than Rape Rodent's

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #2646 on:** September 29, 2010, 06:40:46 AM »

I lol'd at Pwn.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #2647 on:** September 29, 2010, 07:34:46 AM »

Pwn is teh winnar :D

Naryar · « **Reply #2648 on:** September 29, 2010, 07:59:34 AM »

Quote from: somestrangeguy on September 29, 2010, 07:34:46 AM

Pwn is teh winnar :D

When next GTM awards come by, i'll vote for him as funniest member as well.

Hydro · « **Reply #2649 on:** September 29, 2010, 08:09:43 AM »

Quote from: Pwnator on September 29, 2010, 06:04:24 AM

And here's something you CAN'T work your way around:

"If I asked you to have sex with me, would that answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

:P

No, because I would elaborate me response to the aforementioned sex question.

Your argument is invalid.

Pwnator · « **Reply #2650 on:** September 29, 2010, 08:17:43 AM »

The only valid answer to that question is through binary. Fuzzy logic doesn't apply here, so your argument is invalid. :P

Hydro · « **Reply #2651 on:** September 29, 2010, 08:21:19 AM »

It's not fuzzy, it's common sense.

Pwnator · « **Reply #2652 on:** September 29, 2010, 08:27:48 AM »

Naryar · « **Reply #2653 on:** September 29, 2010, 08:58:57 AM »

Hydro used WEIRD LOGIC !

It's super effective !

Pwnator is now confused !

Pwnator · « **Reply #2654 on:** September 29, 2010, 09:00:37 AM »

Pwnator is confused no more!

Pwnator posts another pic!

NFX · « **Reply #2655 on:** September 29, 2010, 09:05:50 AM »

By elaborating, i.e., going into very fine detail, you can find a state halfway between two already given states. For instance, suppose you were given either solid or liquid to choose from. By elaborating the definitions of solid and liquid, you can arrive a substance that can act as both under different circumstances, namely custard.

So in response to Pwn's question, "If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?", my answer is "Custard". =D

Naryar · « **Reply #2656 on:** September 29, 2010, 09:08:33 AM »

Quote from: NFX on September 29, 2010, 09:05:50 AM

By elaborating, i.e., going into very fine detail, you can find a state halfway between two already given states. For instance, suppose you were given either solid or liquid to choose from. By elaborating the definitions of solid and liquid, you can arrive a substance that can act as both under different circumstances, namely custard.

So in response to Pwn's question, "If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?", my answer is "Custard". =D

wat

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #2657 on:** September 29, 2010, 10:07:17 AM »

NFX · « **Reply #2658 on:** September 29, 2010, 10:13:18 AM »

Good concept, but I can tell that is a fake. The angling is all wrong. =P Besides, I would love to see how they applied allen-head screws to a paper cup with no leakage.

Hydro · « **Reply #2659 on:** September 29, 2010, 07:53:54 PM »

Duct tape.