Author Topic: Jokes (Read 214576 times)

Gigafrost · « **Reply #240 on:** October 31, 2008, 10:45:33 AM »

EPIC PASS

Naryar · « **Reply #241 on:** October 31, 2008, 06:39:08 PM »

ZOMG they have Deadblow's builder in their team! That instantly makes that show interesting.

By the way,

And also LOLMAD.

System32 · « **Reply #242 on:** October 31, 2008, 07:19:39 PM »

They also have Blendo, but it's never featured in the show, BTW.

Here's a myth: Blendo Will never beat Deadblow in a battle.

R1885 · « **Reply #243 on:** October 31, 2008, 07:58:06 PM »

Quote from: System32;19515

Here's a myth: Blendo Will never beat Deadblow in a battle.

If hes not breaking down.

ACAMS · « **Reply #244 on:** October 31, 2008, 11:59:55 PM »

SpyGuy · « **Reply #245 on:** November 01, 2008, 12:32:11 AM »

So, there were all these n00bs on the gametechmods forum hijacking the Jokes thread talking about TV shows .....

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #246 on:** November 01, 2008, 04:34:23 AM »

Somebody · « **Reply #247 on:** November 01, 2008, 06:49:31 AM »

Its amazing how big a retard corporate america is.

R1885 · « **Reply #248 on:** November 01, 2008, 04:04:05 PM »

Most pointless invention in the history of man.

System32 · « **Reply #249 on:** November 01, 2008, 04:12:48 PM »

Anti-Missile Missiles anyone?

Gigafrost · « **Reply #250 on:** November 01, 2008, 04:12:49 PM »

"Uses up to 1000 disposable batteries" - FAIL

Naryar · « **Reply #251 on:** November 01, 2008, 04:32:41 PM »

Quote from: System32;19700

Anti-Missile Missiles anyone?

FAIL.

Don't you know about the Strategic Defense Initiative?

Naryar · « **Reply #252 on:** November 01, 2008, 06:19:02 PM »

Special ACAMS joke

Urjak · « **Reply #253 on:** November 01, 2008, 06:21:39 PM »

Hilarious! :D

WhamettNuht · « **Reply #254 on:** November 01, 2008, 06:42:40 PM »

Hi all, i have a couple of good ones:
A bat returns to his cave, covered in blood and wounds.
The other bats get all excited.
They want to know what happened, so the battered bat says "Fine, follow me."
The other bats follow the battered bat to the woods.
they go into the woods and stop at a tree.
The battered bat says "Do you see the branch on the tree there?"
The other bats say "Yes!"
The battered bat says "Well i ****in didnt!"

A man goes to a wizard, and he says to the wizard "I need you to lift a curse off of me"
The wizard says "Ok, but i need you to tell me the exact words of the curse"
"Ok then" The man says "I now pronounce you Husband and Wife!"

A man is sunbeathing naked on a beach.
A little girl walks by, so the man quickly covrs up his private area.
The little girl asks "What have you got under there?"
The man replies "I have...a little birdie"
Th girl hears this and walks on, soon, the man falls asleep.
When he wakes up, he finds himself in hospital.
He looks around, and see's the little girl standing next to the bed.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" The man yells
The little girl replies "Well, i wanted to play with the little bird, but it spat on me, so i broke its neck, burnt the nest and crushed the eggs!"

Like them!

Somebody · « **Reply #255 on:** November 01, 2008, 06:45:55 PM »

Ive heard the last one.

Naryar · « **Reply #256 on:** November 01, 2008, 06:46:11 PM »

LAWLZORR at the first two. Third isn't bad.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #257 on:** November 01, 2008, 06:48:12 PM »

OW! At the last one x_X

H@zm47 · « **Reply #258 on:** November 02, 2008, 06:36:27 AM »

I find this stuff hilarious

Enjoy! :D

Gigafrost · « **Reply #259 on:** November 02, 2008, 10:38:02 AM »