Jokes

[Hydro]

._.

[Pwnator]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[G.K.]

I tried Sparkey's thing:

[freeziez]

So much win...

[ashman12]

Instead of
 
Sparkey98
It Died
 
it should be
 
Sparkey98
It Fails
         

[Serge]

So much win...

Stop. Using. That. Phrase!

[freeziez]

So much win...

Stop. Using. That. Phrase!

Bold text is uncalled for.

Anyway, No.

[Serge]

So much win...

Stop. Using. That. Phrase!

Bold text is uncalled for.

Anyway, No.

Go choke on Pedobear's bloody cock.

[powerrave]

so much rage...

[Serge]

so much rage...

If this was a comment written to try to enrage me even more, it failed. I have nothing against "so much [...]" constructs, I am just baffled be how much people like using "win" and "fail" in those all well too known contexts. How can somebody want to reduce their vocabulary to just two words is beyond my imagination.

[powerrave]

was just describing what was going on.
and i could come with stupid answer, but this time i'll just say this: the internet is poison!



and i somehow like that poison, tho i don't take an overdose.

[Clickbeetle]

You know you play RA2 too much when...


...you duct tape five knives together in a row in order to cut your steak faster.


...you're planning on building a real bot, and the first thing you do is Google for "control boards".


...you walk into a bicycle shop to buy a new bike, and you are appalled to discover that all of them use regular aluminum frames when they could use double strength aluminum.


...you're planning on building a real bot, a flipper, and the first thing you do is Google for "burst motors".


...it's the dead of winter and your car won't start, so you ask the mechanic how much it would cost to stack another battery in your car.


...you cross your arms and you are surprised to discover that you collide with yourself.


...you walk into a car dealer intending to buy a new car, and you are appalled to discover that all of the available models use car steering.


...you're planning on building a real bot, a heavyweight horizontal spinner, and the first thing you do is build a chassis the size of a shoebox.


...on a hot summer day, you hang the fan in your room from a string attached to the ceiling in order to make it spin faster.


...you won't walk into a surplus store because you're afraid all the loose electric motors might cause a Havok explosion.


...you rent a new apartment and you immediately complain to the landlord, "There's too much empty space!  You need to build the apartment around the furniture, not take some random room and fill it with whatever furniture fits."


...you're planning on building a real bot, a vertical spinner, and the first thing you do is go to Menards and ask the clerk where they keep their 120-centimeter saw blades.


...you step on the scale and you are pleased to discover that you only weigh 246.7 kilograms.


...you try out for the school football team, and you become angry when the coach won't accept the AI you wrote for yourself.


...you understand all of the above jokes. 

[freeziez]

You know you play RA2 too much when...


...you duct tape five knives together in a row in order to cut your steak faster.


...you're planning on building a real bot, and the first thing you do is Google for "control boards".


...you walk into a bicycle shop to buy a new bike, and you are appalled to discover that all of them use regular aluminum frames when they could use double strength aluminum.


...you're planning on building a real bot, a flipper, and the first thing you do is Google for "burst motors".


...it's the dead of winter and your car won't start, so you ask the mechanic how much it would cost to stack another battery in your car.


...you cross your arms and you are surprised to discover that you collide with yourself.


...you walk into a car dealer intending to buy a new car, and you are appalled to discover that all of the available models use car steering.


...you're planning on building a real bot, a heavyweight horizontal spinner, and the first thing you do is build a chassis the size of a shoebox.


...on a hot summer day, you hang the fan in your room from a string attached to the ceiling in order to make it spin faster.


...you won't walk into a surplus store because you're afraid all the loose electric motors might cause a Havok explosion.


...you rent a new apartment and you immediately complain to the landlord, "There's too much empty space!  You need to build the apartment around the furniture, not take some random room and fill it with whatever furniture fits."


...you're planning on building a real bot, a vertical spinner, and the first thing you do is go to Menards and ask the clerk where they keep their 120-centimeter saw blades.


...you step on the scale and you are pleased to discover that you only weigh 246.7 kilograms.


...you try out for the school football team, and you become angry when the coach won't accept the AI you wrote for yourself.


...you understand all of the above jokes. 

Man, that was so funny, I nearly died laughing... but I'm OK... I hope...

[Sparkey98]

You know you play to much RA2 when you try to hammer in nails with a razor blade because they have more hit points than a hammer.

[Scrap Daddy]

...you understand all of the above jokes. 

good ones click, I especially liked the one about steak knives.

[Urjak]

Nice Clickbeetle!

[freeziez]

You know you play to much RA2 when you try to hammer in nails with a razor blade because they have more hit points than a hammer.

I have to say Sparkey, that was actually funny.

[Sage]

After 159 pages, the thread has been won by Click.

[freeziez]

After 159 pages, the thread has been won by Click.

Yes. And I, freeziez, award you, Clickbeetle, with this trophy:

[G.K.]

Dear god, that was brilliant.