Author Topic: Jokes (Read 225226 times)

Naryar · « **Reply #100 on:** August 31, 2008, 09:53:49 AM »

Quote from: System32;13692

:o:o:o:o

:nope:

Thank god it's over...

not really. because you're using many smileys. seriously, this isn't much appreciated.

well FC, for our friend Hydro's case, i think of three possibilities:

-Suicidal tendencies
-Joined to flood (agree with R1885)
-Just plain dumb.

System32 · « **Reply #101 on:** August 31, 2008, 10:59:45 AM »

What? One smiley wasn't enough, and two countered each other out. Three made one look lonely, so I added 4.

Somebody · « **Reply #102 on:** August 31, 2008, 11:29:59 AM »

Quote from: System32;13703

What? One smiley wasn't enough, and two countered each other out. Three made one look lonely, so I added 4.

lol

Naryar · « **Reply #103 on:** August 31, 2008, 11:34:20 AM »

Quote from: Somebody;13716

lol

Indeed.

Well, you can (could) always count(ed) on Hydro to ruin a thread. We're damn off-topic and I can't come with a decent joke.

Urjak · « **Reply #104 on:** August 31, 2008, 11:49:05 AM »

Anyone solve my code?

Somebody · « **Reply #105 on:** August 31, 2008, 11:59:45 AM »

Urjak · « **Reply #106 on:** August 31, 2008, 12:01:39 PM »

Somebody · « **Reply #107 on:** August 31, 2008, 12:04:39 PM »

not me at least.

Flying_Chao · « **Reply #108 on:** August 31, 2008, 06:54:46 PM »

Quote from: Urjak;13741

Anyone solve my code?

What about mine?

Urjak · « **Reply #109 on:** August 31, 2008, 09:04:41 PM »

I couldn't solve it.

Hydro · « **Reply #110 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:01:32 PM »

Quote from: kill343gs;13657

Hydro, chill. Seriously. I don't know how many of us have to tell you, but USE THE EDIT BUTTON INSTEAD OF QUINTUPLE POSTING.

On a normal basis I can be just as calm as goose and Madiaba, but underneath there is a part of me that can start a dlame war and I don't need you to bring that side of me out. 8 posts in a row is something that will not be tolerated by any forum anywhere.

i found out why ive been QUINTUPLE posting. i thought when i replied to a post it replied to that post, specificaly. my computer had a virus, therefore making it seem that way. the virus is now gone, so i see the problem. sorry guys.

Sage · « **Reply #111 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:21:58 PM »

so you computer had a virus that made it look like you posted somewhere besides where you did. hmmm.

Hydro · « **Reply #112 on:** September 03, 2008, 11:18:02 PM »

yes. precicely.

R0B0SH4RK · « **Reply #113 on:** September 03, 2008, 11:31:02 PM »

Madiaba · « **Reply #114 on:** September 03, 2008, 11:52:02 PM »

Quote from: Hydro;14182

yes. precicely.

Be more attentive, Hydro. Someone (ACAMS) is paying to keep all of this going, and wasting storage space on useless posts is not appreciated.
(From here on, this topic will be 'precisely' left alone.)
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-------------------------On Topic.....

(Oldies but moldies)
What do you call a woman with one leg?
- Ilene

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
- Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
- Bob

Hydro · « **Reply #115 on:** September 04, 2008, 06:15:38 AM »

never go to a docter with dead plants in his/her office

Somebody · « **Reply #116 on:** September 04, 2008, 06:24:39 PM »

"A rose by any other name would be 'deadly thorn-bearing assault vegetation'"

Hydro · « **Reply #117 on:** September 04, 2008, 06:35:43 PM »

you crack me up!

ACAMS · « **Reply #118 on:** September 10, 2008, 09:16:25 PM »

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,
The PRINCESS.
But there was a problem:
Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth..

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.

But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly .

The second prince brought diamonds.

He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas,
Once the princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess,

'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red .
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pants?

Sage · « **Reply #119 on:** September 10, 2008, 09:32:42 PM »

its not gonna be what we all think it is. thats all i know.