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Offline MassimoV

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5160 on: August 17, 2013, 09:27:13 PM »



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Re: Jokes
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5162 on: August 18, 2013, 05:41:30 PM »
So a British Jonzu walks into a bar in Belfast. The question is does he get out?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5163 on: August 20, 2013, 08:29:04 AM »
Yes that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5164 on: August 20, 2013, 03:34:53 PM »
lol club penguin

let's go bugger rfs about it

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5165 on: August 20, 2013, 03:48:53 PM »
The Skype chat raided Club Penguin a couple nights ago.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5166 on: August 20, 2013, 03:50:26 PM »
Do you REALLY want to hear a good joke?

Kid_Krusher13's building.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5167 on: August 20, 2013, 03:55:47 PM »
Do you REALLY want to hear a good joke?

Kid_Krusher13's building.

This joke.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5168 on: August 20, 2013, 04:01:33 PM »
Do you REALLY want to hear a good joke?

Kid_Krusher13's building.
Sylandro makes a funny joke that actually makes sense!
High five!
Oh I'll be doing some banging.......

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5169 on: August 20, 2013, 04:02:54 PM »
The Skype chat raided Club Penguin a couple nights ago.
They went to the Club Penguin Penguin Club where Andy got kicked out for selling weed and Max grinded Tweedy.
Oh I'll be doing some banging.......

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5170 on: August 20, 2013, 04:33:31 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5171 on: August 20, 2013, 04:34:48 PM »
Do you REALLY want to hear a good joke?

Kid_Krusher13's building.
Sylandro makes a funny joke that actually makes sense!
High five!
*high fives back*
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5172 on: August 23, 2013, 08:47:39 PM »
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison?









A small medium at large.


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5173 on: August 23, 2013, 09:15:57 PM »
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison?









A small medium at large.

That's brilliant
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5174 on: August 23, 2013, 09:26:53 PM »
Heard that one before but it's still funny.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5175 on: August 24, 2013, 10:50:36 AM »
Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other "You man the cannon, I'll drive."


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5176 on: August 24, 2013, 11:53:04 AM »
Three hunters are in the forest, the first one goes into the woods and comes back 15 minutes later with a dead fox.

      "How did you find the fox?" The other two hunters ask.

      "I follow tracks, I get fox." The hunter replies.

The second one goes into the forest and about an hour later comes back with a dead Elk.

      "How did you find the Elk?" The other two hunters ask.

       "I follow tracks, find Elk." The hunter replies.

The third hunter goes into the forest. He is missing for over 2 days. He comes back bloody and mutilated, his left arm bent out of shape and his face disfigured.

      "What happened?!" The two hunters asked

      "I follow tracks, get hit by train." He replied.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5177 on: August 24, 2013, 12:04:58 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5178 on: August 24, 2013, 12:14:23 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5179 on: September 01, 2013, 08:09:50 AM »