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Offline Jonzu95

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5120 on: June 02, 2013, 07:53:02 AM »
Reviving this thread in 3... 2... 1...



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5121 on: August 02, 2013, 12:47:30 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5122 on: August 02, 2013, 01:03:29 AM »
i was going to post a joke about pizza. but then i realized the punchline was cheesy.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5123 on: August 02, 2013, 01:15:36 AM »
I wasn't going to make a gay joke, butt **** it.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5124 on: August 02, 2013, 05:44:57 AM »
I wasn't going to make a gay joke, butt **** it.
Shut up, Helloface.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5125 on: August 02, 2013, 07:59:22 AM »
Q: Why were the birds killing everyone in "The Birds?"
A: Just for a lark.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5126 on: August 05, 2013, 05:18:37 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5127 on: August 07, 2013, 11:09:45 PM »
Dis judge's reaction...

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5128 on: August 08, 2013, 08:22:06 AM »










Not sure if this last one is allowed... saying that, I doubt anyone in Junkyard gives a sh**

« Last Edit: August 08, 2013, 09:18:29 AM by Chaosmancer »
Yes that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5129 on: August 08, 2013, 12:31:05 PM »
Too many gifs crash my sh**ty iPod.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5130 on: August 08, 2013, 12:38:26 PM »
Hi.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5131 on: August 09, 2013, 07:48:07 AM »
Being a father certainly changes your life... I watch so many children's shows now, it's like I've started living by cartoon logic. Here's an example. I got robbed the other day and for some reason, my first reaction is to say "Swiper, no swiping!" three times. Needless to say, it didn't work.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5132 on: August 09, 2013, 09:12:15 AM »
What's this giant rock called?

Boulder.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5133 on: August 09, 2013, 08:41:13 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5134 on: August 09, 2013, 10:13:23 PM »
i dunno what im doin anymoar





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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5135 on: August 09, 2013, 11:24:23 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5136 on: August 09, 2013, 11:27:04 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5137 on: August 09, 2013, 11:36:48 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5138 on: August 09, 2013, 11:49:54 PM »
The irony

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5139 on: August 10, 2013, 06:05:00 AM »