Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211054 times)

ACAMS · « **Reply #4620 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:48:09 PM »

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar.

The brunette tells the bartender she wants a WW

The bartender says what????

The brunette says a White Wine!

The red head tells the bartender she wants a RW

The bartenders says "I know, a Red Wine .....OK!

The blonde says "I want a 15"

The bartender says what????

The blonde says 7 and 7 ..... duh

J24 · « **Reply #4621 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:56:23 PM »

That's Nothing

3 blondes are stranded on an island when they find a magical genie
The genie says "I shall grant you each one wish"
The first blonde says"i wish i was clever"
so the genie turns her into a ginger and she swims away from the island
The second blonde wishes to be cleverer than the first, so the genie turns her into a brunette and she bulds a boat and sails away from the island
The third blonde says "i wish i was cleverer than both of those two put together"

So the genie turns her into a man, and she walks across the bridge!

Badum Tish

SKBT · « **Reply #4622 on:** January 23, 2012, 06:52:47 AM »

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #4623 on:** January 23, 2012, 07:44:47 AM »

Why is everyone protesting against soap, i use that to clean my body and sh**

Philippa · « **Reply #4624 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:52:36 AM »

Quote from: TeamXtreemer on January 23, 2012, 07:44:47 AM

Why is everyone protesting against soap, i use that to clean my body and sh**

You clean your sh**?

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #4625 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:06:43 AM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on January 23, 2012, 10:52:36 AM

Quote from: TeamXtreemer on January 23, 2012, 07:44:47 AM
Why is everyone protesting against soap, i use that to clean my body and sh**
You clean your sh**?

LOL

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #4626 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:19:32 AM »

Quote from: Jonzu95 on January 23, 2012, 11:06:43 AM

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on January 23, 2012, 10:52:36 AM
Quote from: TeamXtreemer on January 23, 2012, 07:44:47 AM
Why is everyone protesting against soap, i use that to clean my body and sh**
You clean your sh**?
LOL

yeah bro, a clean sh** is a clean mind.

Philippa · « **Reply #4627 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:28:19 AM »

Quote from: TeamXtreemer on January 23, 2012, 11:19:32 AM

Quote from: Jonzu95 on January 23, 2012, 11:06:43 AM
Quote from: Kurt Wylde on January 23, 2012, 10:52:36 AM
Quote from: TeamXtreemer on January 23, 2012, 07:44:47 AM
Why is everyone protesting against soap, i use that to clean my body and sh**
You clean your sh**?
LOL
yeah bro, a clean sh** is a clean mind.

Now your saying you have sh** for brains? :3

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #4628 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:29:30 AM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on January 23, 2012, 11:28:19 AM

Quote from: TeamXtreemer on January 23, 2012, 11:19:32 AM
Quote from: Jonzu95 on January 23, 2012, 11:06:43 AM
Quote from: Kurt Wylde on January 23, 2012, 10:52:36 AM
Quote from: TeamXtreemer on January 23, 2012, 07:44:47 AM
Why is everyone protesting against soap, i use that to clean my body and sh**
You clean your sh**?
LOL
yeah bro, a clean sh** is a clean mind.
Now your saying you have sh** for brains? :3

Philippa · « **Reply #4629 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:38:17 AM »

Quote from: TeamXtreemer on January 23, 2012, 11:29:30 AM

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on January 23, 2012, 11:28:19 AM
Quote from: TeamXtreemer on January 23, 2012, 11:19:32 AM
Quote from: Jonzu95 on January 23, 2012, 11:06:43 AM
Quote from: Kurt Wylde on January 23, 2012, 10:52:36 AM
Quote from: TeamXtreemer on January 23, 2012, 07:44:47 AM
Why is everyone protesting against soap, i use that to clean my body and sh**
You clean your sh**?
LOL
yeah bro, a clean sh** is a clean mind.
Now your saying you have sh** for brains? :3
(Image removed from quote.)

Thank you.

Anyways. Saw this ages ago.

MassimoV · « **Reply #4630 on:** January 23, 2012, 04:24:28 PM »

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are on the side of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will turn each one of them into something else if they jump off the cliff. The brunette jumps off and says eagle and she flies away. The red head jumps and says airplane and flies a way. The blonde trips and says oh crap and splats on the ground.

Enigm@ · « **Reply #4631 on:** January 23, 2012, 04:27:44 PM »

so, two fags are having sex when their appartment catches fire.. who escapes first, the top or the bottom?

the bottom, his shit's already packed..

NFX · « **Reply #4632 on:** January 24, 2012, 07:25:47 AM »

Something I saw today. I thought it was worth taking a picture of. =D

Gropaga · « **Reply #4633 on:** January 25, 2012, 07:03:58 AM »

Quote from: NFX on January 24, 2012, 07:25:47 AM

Something I saw today. I thought it was worth taking a picture of. =D

(Image removed from quote.)

i lol'd

kill343gs · « **Reply #4634 on:** January 25, 2012, 11:45:35 AM »

ACAMS · « **Reply #4635 on:** January 26, 2012, 08:04:55 PM »

The sex between the wife and I had been a bit unsatisfying of late,
so she told me,.................... "Go to the pharmacy and get some of those pills that
will help you to get an erection."

You can imagine her reaction when I came back from the drug store and
tossed her the diet pills!......

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #4636 on:** January 26, 2012, 09:15:32 PM »

A vagina is like the lobby of a great hotel. Nice carpeting and it's warm. I just don't understand why everyone wants to go around back and dig in the dumpster.

ACAMS · « **Reply #4637 on:** January 27, 2012, 05:28:03 PM »

[noembed]http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ff6806e133/new-used[/noembed]

Velocity EVO · « **Reply #4638 on:** January 29, 2012, 11:23:06 AM »

A priest, a paedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar

He orders a drink.

Mr. AS · « **Reply #4639 on:** January 29, 2012, 11:38:18 AM »

what's the difference between a pedo and acne