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Offline Fracture

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4560 on: December 27, 2011, 09:59:00 AM »
Quote from: TheRoyalBadger on December 27, 2011, 09:57:25 AM
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?


What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Warning, some may find this very offensive

Anti-jokes are old. :P

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the "other side".
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4561 on: December 27, 2011, 10:11:30 AM »
Why did the boy fall of his bike?

Please make up your own punchline for this joke. Do not open the spoiler!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4562 on: December 27, 2011, 10:29:58 AM »
Quote from: Kurt Wylde on December 27, 2011, 10:11:30 AM
Please make up your own punchline for this joke
ok


Quote from: Kurt Wylde on December 27, 2011, 10:11:30 AM
Why did the boy fall of his bike?


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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4563 on: December 27, 2011, 10:45:20 AM »
Because he was just learning how to ride a bike, therefore, he was not the best.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4564 on: December 27, 2011, 11:06:25 AM »
A man walks into a bar.


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4565 on: December 27, 2011, 11:09:48 AM »
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
 
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4566 on: December 27, 2011, 01:20:13 PM »
How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub?


What's worse than a rainy day?


Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone?


Why can't Hellen Keller read?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4567 on: December 27, 2011, 06:25:24 PM »
Seriously. THE SAME SUCKY ICE CREAM BUS JOKE. ughhhhh
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4568 on: December 28, 2011, 07:13:55 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4569 on: December 29, 2011, 02:34:54 PM »
Quote from: freeziez on December 27, 2011, 01:20:13 PM
How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub?


What's worse than a rainy day?


Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone?


Why can't Hellen Keller read?


What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4570 on: December 29, 2011, 08:08:13 PM »
Quote from: Hydro on December 29, 2011, 02:34:54 PM
Quote from: freeziez on December 27, 2011, 01:20:13 PM
How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub?


What's worse than a rainy day?


Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone?


Why can't Hellen Keller read?


What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The problem with Anti-Jokes is that while they're funny, they're also very scarce.

Pick up the implication there.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4571 on: December 29, 2011, 09:49:15 PM »
One guy walks into a bar. Another guy walks into a bar. The next guy ducks.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4572 on: December 30, 2011, 12:42:56 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4573 on: December 30, 2011, 02:37:49 PM »


Mr. AS's sig cares. :3
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4574 on: January 03, 2012, 05:03:53 PM »
Gratz to Hydro for tellig the same apple joke as me. =P

I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes...












:coolface












...but then I took a mace to the face.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4575 on: January 03, 2012, 05:06:36 PM »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4576 on: January 03, 2012, 05:12:27 PM »
Quote from: TheRoyalBadger on January 03, 2012, 05:03:53 PM
Gratz to Hydro for tellig the same apple joke as me. =P

I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes...












:coolface












...but then I took a mace to the face.
Venko's not back yet, silly.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4577 on: January 04, 2012, 01:33:13 PM »
Quote from: Naryar on November 13, 2011, 07:32:04 PM
*dramatic exit*

The problem with dramatic exits is sometimes you return seconds later cos you lock yourself out of your room

Happened to me once
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4578 on: January 04, 2012, 01:44:51 PM »


Google be trollin' the autocowreck feature.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4579 on: January 04, 2012, 01:46:11 PM »
Quote from: madman3 on January 03, 2012, 05:12:27 PM
Quote from: TheRoyalBadger on January 03, 2012, 05:03:53 PM
Gratz to Hydro for tellig the same apple joke as me. =P

I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes...












:coolface












...but then I took a mace to the face.
Venko's not back yet, silly.
i c wat u did thar

I immediately thought of him as well when I saw TRB's expression.
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