Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211134 times)

Gazea2 · « **Reply #4400 on:** September 18, 2011, 11:38:13 AM »

JOKE DUMP FROM TUMBLR

My friend tried to embarrass me by telling everyone about my pokemon obsession... It was super effective!

Get everyone in a circle shouting FIGHT FIGHT! ...Have two people thumb wrestling in the middle.

I wish I could ask the sexiest person out on Valentines day...

But it would be weird to ask myself out.

More to come...

Gazea2 · « **Reply #4401 on:** September 18, 2011, 02:29:39 PM »

Do you want any more jokes or are they too awesome for you? :P

Badger · « **Reply #4402 on:** September 18, 2011, 02:31:04 PM »

More please, I need cheering up.

Gazea2 · « **Reply #4403 on:** September 18, 2011, 02:35:22 PM »

Ok, just gonna get them.

Gazea2 · « **Reply #4404 on:** September 18, 2011, 02:44:10 PM »

O YOU GUYS ARE SUCH PARTY BEASTS

Having Harry Potter bed sheets is awesome because that's where all of the magic happens.

OLOLOL?

Avalanche · « **Reply #4405 on:** September 18, 2011, 02:52:41 PM »

MOAR.

NFX · « **Reply #4406 on:** September 18, 2011, 02:57:55 PM »

MAN DEFEATED BY SMALL PENGUIN.

Gazea2 · « **Reply #4407 on:** September 19, 2011, 09:31:46 AM »

When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says, "You were so cute! What happened?"
You should reply:

Bitch, I got sexy, that’s what happened.

When you get home early from school:

When you listen to your iPod in public places...
On the outside, you're like:

But on the inside, you're like...

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.

Gazea2 · « **Reply #4408 on:** September 19, 2011, 11:07:49 AM »

ONCE I PUT ON MY HEADPHONES, MY LIFE BECOMES A MUSIC VIDEO.

SLEEP? FRIENDS? SOCIAL LIFE?

Gazea2 · « **Reply #4409 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:45:32 PM »

Now this is just too awesome:

090901 · « **Reply #4410 on:** September 19, 2011, 11:46:51 PM »

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #4411 on:** September 20, 2011, 05:16:08 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmgT-rwn5W4&feature=related#

SKBT · « **Reply #4412 on:** September 20, 2011, 09:41:46 PM »

My Cell Phone service charges 5 cents per text sent or received. One of my friends just got a phone. This is the result.

Clickbeetle · « **Reply #4413 on:** September 22, 2011, 12:31:24 AM »

Quote from: SKBT on September 20, 2011, 09:41:46 PM

My Cell Phone service charges 5 cents per text sent or received. One of my friends just got a phone. This is the result.

(Image removed from quote.)

Just be glad he didn't send another text about how his typo fix cost you 20 cents. :P

Gazea2 · « **Reply #4414 on:** September 23, 2011, 11:30:55 AM »

Before the clock strikes 12 on December 31st, go into a room all by yourself. Then come out 1 minute after 12 and say, "Osh** I haven't seen you guys since last year!"

DUUUUUUUUUDE, I JUST SAW YOU ON TV
"OMG WHICH CHANNEL?"

ANIMAL PLANET!

One day I didn't know where the sun went... Then it dawned on me...

One day, I didn't know why a frisbee was getting bigger and bigger... Then it hit me...

Gazea2 · « **Reply #4415 on:** September 23, 2011, 12:01:04 PM »

I hate it when strangers say, "Don't worry, I don't bite." Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy sh**, this bitch is gonna bite me.”

OTUMBLR

Gazea2 · « **Reply #4416 on:** September 26, 2011, 01:27:30 PM »

When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived the situation.
I died at Finding Nemo.

powerrave · « **Reply #4417 on:** September 26, 2011, 01:55:56 PM »

Lol you potato-fish.

Zog · « **Reply #4418 on:** September 27, 2011, 01:10:43 PM »

Kinda offensive, but still funny:

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #4419 on:** September 30, 2011, 03:03:59 PM »