Author Topic: Jokes (Read 223379 times)

Naryar · « **Reply #440 on:** December 04, 2008, 11:10:21 AM »

LOL BASEBALL BAT ! Although the ears are a little short for the head's size.

DuckRA2 · « **Reply #441 on:** December 04, 2008, 10:15:51 PM »

has someone evr made somthing like this?

SpyGuy · « **Reply #442 on:** December 05, 2008, 02:04:12 AM »

Okay, what the hell, I haven't offended anyone today yet ....

So, there was this perfect man, who met a perfect woman.
They were a perfect match for each other, and after a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their lives together were, of course, perfect.

So one Christmas Eve, the perfect couple is driving along, trying to get home before a snowstorm hits. As they're driving along, to their surprise they see Santa Claus and his sleigh parked off to the side of the road. Being the perfect couple they are, they stop to offer assistance.

"I don't know how I'm going to deliver all these toys," Santa says. "All my reindeer have run away to play their reindeer games."

"We'll help you, Santa," the perfect couple replies. They help Santa load up his bag full of toys, and then head off, merrily delivering toys to all the children on Christmas Eve.

Well, as the perfect couple and Santa are driving along, the storm gets worse, and worse, until finally, there's a terrible, terrible wreck. Sadly, two of the people in the car were killed.

Who is the survivor?

Answer # 1 (female's point of view):

The perfect woman, of course, because everyone knows there's no such thing as Santa Claus or the perfect man.

Answer # 2 (male's point of view):

So if there is no such thing as Santa Claus or a perfect man, that means that the woman was driving. This explains why there was an accident.

Hydro · « **Reply #443 on:** December 05, 2008, 10:26:30 AM »

Answer # 3: santa dosen't exist

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #444 on:** December 05, 2008, 10:49:14 AM »

Nice one SG :D

Hydro, that was stated in both answers...

man manu · « **Reply #445 on:** December 05, 2008, 12:48:40 PM »

@Hydro you're an idiot...

@SSG What the hell?

Hydro · « **Reply #446 on:** December 05, 2008, 05:15:07 PM »

we had to start a timing. i would have gotten caught.

i'm at LAN party! yay!!!!!

Anonymity · « **Reply #447 on:** December 06, 2008, 03:49:06 AM »

Ok, here's my own shot at humour.

(Note: the guy at the back right wasn't meant to be there, he must've fallen off while I was taking the photo. Oh well.)

man manu · « **Reply #448 on:** December 06, 2008, 08:42:00 AM »

I give this an unfunny rating of 10!

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #449 on:** December 06, 2008, 06:02:31 PM »

I hope Barbie dosnt take offense of this... *hides just in case*

andrewm0304 · « **Reply #450 on:** December 06, 2008, 06:13:56 PM »

Not really jokes but whatever, still funny.

Wait... is this sort of stuff not allowed here? :P

Somebody · « **Reply #451 on:** December 06, 2008, 09:19:56 PM »

Lol god I hope it is allowed.

Dexterhunter · « **Reply #452 on:** December 06, 2008, 09:44:48 PM »

If anyone has played Starfighter: Disputed Galaxy long enough, you'll get this.

man manu · « **Reply #453 on:** December 07, 2008, 04:15:14 AM »

Lol SSG that woman thing was great!

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #454 on:** December 07, 2008, 09:06:03 AM »

Dexter: Thanks for reminding me of that screen... If I still remembered what that dudes account name was, I might have been able to ask you to falcon punch him in the face for me.

Oh yeah, what made my Game Over even more annoying? The fact that I was just collecting money to buy more lifes, I had only 3...

Naryar · « **Reply #455 on:** December 07, 2008, 09:48:47 AM »

About the falcon punch...

Hydro · « **Reply #456 on:** December 08, 2008, 10:13:51 AM »

Sage · « **Reply #457 on:** December 08, 2008, 04:42:30 PM »

^ stole that from the TV show. not funny if it's a;ready been said.

SpyGuy · « **Reply #458 on:** December 08, 2008, 04:53:06 PM »

Hydro - Master of the Obvious.

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A Letter to the Bank

Dear Sirs:
In light of the economic situation, when I write a check and it is returned marked "Insufficient Funds", does that refer to me or to you?
Thank you.

System32 · « **Reply #459 on:** December 08, 2008, 06:17:58 PM »

Moral of the story: Never tell an accountant to "Freeze" an account.