Author Topic: Jokes (Read 150756 times)

R1885 · « **Reply #280 on:** November 04, 2008, 06:43:15 PM »

I don't get it.

Somebody · « **Reply #281 on:** November 04, 2008, 06:58:17 PM »

His girl is sleeping outside while he is cuddling his bike.

ACAMS · « **Reply #282 on:** November 05, 2008, 02:22:14 AM »

Joe Biden dies and goes to Heaven.
St. Peter meets Joe at the gates and says: Joe I am sorry, there must be a mistake. US Senators and Congressmen are not normally allowed in heaven.
Joe says, nope there is no mistake. I am here because god wanted me.
St. Peter says let me check with the man in charge.
St. Peter goes to his office and calls god, who says yes Joe can come to heaven if he chooses.
So, St. Peter goes back to Joe and says God is allowing you the choice of coming to heaven, but he wants me to show you hell and heaven and let you choice.
So, St. Peter and Joe Biden go to hell. In hell, Joe is greeted by his buddy Barack Obama who says: “ it is great down here”, and shows him a beautiful green golf course, and shows him a crowd of friendly beautiful people relaxing by a beautiful swimming pool.
Joe walking around says hay this is pretty nice, I could get used to this.
Then, St. Peter takes Joe Biden back to heaven and shows him through the golden gates, there are beautiful clouds and angels play beautiful songs on the harp.
Joe says this is nice too, but I think I would rather go to hell.
God appears and says are you sure Joe. Joe says, yeah, I choose hell.
So Joe Biden is sent back to hell, where he is again greeted by Barack Obama who greets him with a punch in the face. The golf course is now a landfill full of trash. The swimming pool is now full of sewage and surrounded by numerous people stricken with all kinds of diseases. Joe Binden looks at Obama says what happened, it was wonderful yesterday.
Barack Obama replied, yesterday we were campaigning, today you voted.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #283 on:** November 05, 2008, 10:13:27 AM »

Why are you saying youre screved? You would be in even more deeper sh** if Bush would be in the office for even one more year.

Sage · « **Reply #284 on:** November 07, 2008, 10:50:50 AM »

Quote:
Originally Posted by goose

             ... I am elegable for thousands of dollars of "free" money each year. I refuse to take it. I dont need anyone to support me, I can support myself.

    Quote:
                                                      Originally Posted by goose

also, how do you make 250k a year for doing nothing? I need to sign up for that.

Hydro · « **Reply #285 on:** November 07, 2008, 06:24:49 PM »

cheese:
I LIKE IT MORE THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED!!!!
MWAH, HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kill343gs · « **Reply #286 on:** November 08, 2008, 11:16:28 AM »

SHAKESPEARED!

kill343gs · « **Reply #287 on:** November 08, 2008, 03:40:06 PM »

I know its a double post, but its worth it.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #288 on:** November 08, 2008, 04:14:25 PM »

Nice :D But my Supra can do that (in Need For Speed Pro Street)

Somebody · « **Reply #289 on:** November 09, 2008, 07:18:23 AM »

I LOVE <3<3<3<3 NFS ProStreet. I got it for the PS2. Almost beat it too. I got an 800hp GTO that does a wheelie when it starts in the Drag Races and a Zonda for the speed part.

Real Zonda:
http://www.autocity.com/img/actualidad/galerias/Pagani_Zonda_F_32_1.jpg

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #290 on:** November 09, 2008, 01:41:48 PM »

Hydro · « **Reply #291 on:** November 12, 2008, 10:10:26 AM »

Here's a joke: School.

Sage · « **Reply #292 on:** November 12, 2008, 03:49:02 PM »

Quote from: Hydro;21305

Here's a joke: School.

If you really want a joke, all you have to do is to look in a mirror.

Naryar · « **Reply #293 on:** November 12, 2008, 04:13:31 PM »

I just got a PM from Hydro:

Naryar · « **Reply #294 on:** November 12, 2008, 04:21:14 PM »

i would definitely have your post as QOTM, Sage.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #295 on:** November 13, 2008, 09:28:13 AM »

Hydro · « **Reply #296 on:** November 13, 2008, 10:07:18 AM »

how you know i'm fat?

Naryar · « **Reply #297 on:** November 13, 2008, 10:35:33 AM »

Sage's post has NOTHING to do with you being fat, Hydro. Nobody (I think) is going to tease you in these forums because you're fat.

It has something to do with you being stupid and unfunny.

Honestly.

Hydro · « **Reply #298 on:** November 13, 2008, 10:52:44 AM »

i'm not stupid. i skipped a grade. now, if we stop arguing, we will shorten the war by five years and save millions of lives.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #299 on:** November 13, 2008, 03:26:19 PM »

More pictures: