Author Topic: Jokes (Read 223377 times)

Naryar · « **Reply #200 on:** October 21, 2008, 05:56:30 PM »

EDIT: ah i see then.

kill343gs · « **Reply #201 on:** October 21, 2008, 06:09:34 PM »

Quote from: Sage;18165

^FAIL^

And the angry poster of the month goes to...

R0B0SH4RK · « **Reply #202 on:** October 21, 2008, 11:47:06 PM »

NARYAR!!! YAYYY!!!

*ahem*

The Hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations"

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

"sh**" said the Hypnotist............

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.

Naryar · « **Reply #203 on:** October 22, 2008, 05:56:45 AM »

Nice one R0B0 ! BTW, the angry poster would be S32...

man manu · « **Reply #204 on:** October 22, 2008, 11:04:44 AM »

edited

Somebody · « **Reply #205 on:** October 22, 2008, 04:21:15 PM »

Naryar and Robo: LOL

ACAMS · « **Reply #206 on:** October 24, 2008, 03:52:51 PM »

The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population

man manu · « **Reply #207 on:** October 25, 2008, 09:19:29 AM »

Naryar · « **Reply #208 on:** October 25, 2008, 09:40:06 AM »

ACAMS is this a joke?

ACAMS · « **Reply #209 on:** October 25, 2008, 10:00:12 AM »

Fact, and the survey costs thousands and thousands of dollars to do.

man manu · « **Reply #210 on:** October 25, 2008, 10:13:48 AM »

UBER FAIL!

Naryar · « **Reply #211 on:** October 25, 2008, 10:33:33 AM »

Lulz.

ACAMS · « **Reply #212 on:** October 25, 2008, 11:51:23 AM »

I heard this has trapped Obama 3 times already.

man manu · « **Reply #213 on:** October 25, 2008, 12:03:33 PM »

i dont know who he is but still lol

R1885 · « **Reply #214 on:** October 26, 2008, 03:56:13 PM »

Quote from: man manu;18603

i dont know who he is but still lol

Behold, Weegee!

Vote for Weegee

Hereeeeeeees, WEEGEE!

R0B0SH4RK · « **Reply #215 on:** October 27, 2008, 12:33:23 AM »

Dude, that wasn't funny the first time, wasn't funny the 102 787 312th time, and it sure as hell ain't funny now.

Naryar · « **Reply #216 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:10:18 AM »

R0B0 makes pwning combo. (see SHWH topic)

R1885 has a very peculiar sense of humor...

(This means it sucks)

man manu · « **Reply #217 on:** October 28, 2008, 06:02:18 AM »

What deoes loo roll and the startreck enterprise have in common?

They both circle uranus searching for klingons!

Hydro · « **Reply #218 on:** October 28, 2008, 10:01:07 AM »

what do micheal jackson and xbox have in common?

they both went from black to white and get turned on by kids!

Somebody · « **Reply #219 on:** October 28, 2008, 04:54:25 PM »