Author Topic: Jokes (Read 148625 times)

ACAMS · « **Reply #20 on:** May 28, 2008, 09:43:27 PM »

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who are you???

Sage · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2008, 10:57:13 PM »

thats hilarious.

Cooker · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2008, 07:40:18 PM »

What are good conditions for a woman to get married?
88-68-86
centimeters chest-waist-hips

What are good conditions for a man to get married?
20-88-42
Million$ on the bankaccount-age-degrees fever

RA2lover · « **Reply #23 on:** June 01, 2008, 11:45:20 AM »

modder TY · « **Reply #24 on:** June 01, 2008, 06:45:36 PM »

^Lol, I was goign to post somethign like that!

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #25 on:** June 02, 2008, 05:11:49 AM »

I have found these pics long ago, just havent gotten up to posting them

Naryar · « **Reply #26 on:** June 02, 2008, 05:32:39 AM »

I already used the Gandalf one.

The Great China Wall is AWESOME.

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #27 on:** June 03, 2008, 12:37:08 PM »

Naryar · « **Reply #28 on:** June 03, 2008, 12:42:40 PM »

(EDIT: Damn what a moron. I just posted in French before realizing my mistake)

Not bad!

OK, another one. Again on French chatrooms...

Marion: D'you think i'm perfaict, or ugly?
sh**Day: Perfect.
Marion: Thanks!
sh**Day: The spelling is "perfect". But yes, you're ugly.

Naryar · « **Reply #29 on:** June 03, 2008, 01:02:56 PM »

OK, another one. Again on French chatrooms...

Marion: D'you think i'm perfaict, or ugly?
sh**Day: Perfect.
Marion: Thanks!
sh**Day: The spelling is "perfect". But yes, you're ugly.

modder TY · « **Reply #30 on:** June 03, 2008, 01:19:34 PM »

^Lol, I had this one joke, but i JUST forgot it...

Cooker · « **Reply #31 on:** June 06, 2008, 08:40:34 AM »

What is better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ!
(if you dont get it read the answer loud)

In Belgium they don't use anymore these plastic helmets, on the constucton sites. They use wool caps, because they are stronger! How they tested it? They dropped both from the 20th floor, to the pavement. The plastic helmet was broken, but not the wool cap.

Sage · « **Reply #32 on:** June 06, 2008, 09:34:51 AM »

i have the worst jokes in the world right here:

what's pink and fluffy?

(pink fluff!)

what's brown and sticky?

(a stick!)

RA2lover · « **Reply #33 on:** June 07, 2008, 05:42:58 PM »

Do you got RickRolled?

TIME FOR DA SCARYROLL

Flying_Chao · « **Reply #34 on:** June 07, 2008, 10:34:54 PM »

On par with Sage's jokes....
What's big, fast, and made out of metal?

A Panzerkampfwagen!

R1885 · « **Reply #35 on:** June 19, 2008, 03:31:48 PM »

HERE IS THE BEST JOKE EVER http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&feature=related

RA2lover · « **Reply #36 on:** July 04, 2008, 04:14:45 PM »

[Translation]
CUSTOMER SUPPORT

Take Your Ticket And Wait...

Flying_Chao · « **Reply #37 on:** July 04, 2008, 04:50:05 PM »

Very funny indeed....

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #38 on:** July 04, 2008, 06:49:44 PM »

heh, the hadgrenade, i have seen another version where it reads: Complain department Please take a number.
heres a few pics i found:

Flying_Chao · « **Reply #39 on:** July 04, 2008, 09:29:21 PM »

They only had 30 tanks and they did THAT?

Who won anyway? Finland?