Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211135 times)

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #1740 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:12:07 PM »

Naryar · « **Reply #1741 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:19:17 PM »

The baby one made me chuckle but other than that...

090901 · « **Reply #1742 on:** April 04, 2010, 01:34:06 PM »

Quote from: Naryar on April 04, 2010, 12:19:17 PM

The baby one made me chuckle

Me too

frezal · « **Reply #1743 on:** April 04, 2010, 01:49:35 PM »

I enjoyed most of those (the Pokemans, Mayan calendar, baby tips, and taxes ones in particular).

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #1744 on:** April 04, 2010, 02:04:49 PM »

Just stop it sparkey, you are only taking all pictures you can find and just stick them to a post without even looking at wich ones are actually funny.

Do it like this:

ashman12 · « **Reply #1745 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:27:24 PM »

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #1746 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:56:50 PM »

dude, there are alot of PAGES skipped, I'm posting funny-er ones
Who here gets this one?:

I love when people do theese Photoshop streams

ashman12 · « **Reply #1747 on:** April 05, 2010, 06:57:26 AM »

the only one i find funny is the photoshop one

BTW page 666 on KuvatON.

ashman12 · « **Reply #1748 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:40:27 PM »

Sorry for DP

Naryar · « **Reply #1749 on:** April 05, 2010, 03:47:26 PM »

I laughed at the first pic and is that a deer in the car's lower front ??

System32 · « **Reply #1750 on:** April 05, 2010, 07:41:01 PM »

O GOD URJEE NO WONDER HE IS MISSING

frezal · « **Reply #1751 on:** April 05, 2010, 07:52:03 PM »

Copypasta of some Steven Wright one-liners:

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes . . .

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."

I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars".

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."

I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium."

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today.

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #1752 on:** April 06, 2010, 05:56:14 PM »

090901 · « **Reply #1753 on:** April 06, 2010, 06:00:56 PM »

Sparkey most likely reads a piece of paper to know what to do like Obama...

Naryar · « **Reply #1754 on:** April 07, 2010, 12:36:10 AM »

^^ LOL

Zog · « **Reply #1755 on:** April 07, 2010, 07:08:32 AM »

I hate it when people insult Obama...

Bush, on the other hand...

ACAMS · « **Reply #1756 on:** April 07, 2010, 07:42:03 AM »

I hate it when people don't insult obongo...

Bush, on the other hand can insult him or not.

Pwnator · « **Reply #1757 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:20:36 AM »

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #1758 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:33:44 AM »

*Facepalm*

Stupid people.

Naryar · « **Reply #1759 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:37:58 AM »

Isn't that just some guy doing it for the lulz ?