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somestrangeguy · « **Reply #1420 on:** January 06, 2010, 06:20:11 AM »

fffffuuuuuuuuu

Dr Omg

Naryar · « **Reply #1421 on:** January 07, 2010, 05:23:47 AM »

The gay walrus and Satan-worshipping both made me laugh.

@the FFFUUUUUU one : Didn't laughed that much, but the second rageface (the one after "shes a girl") is the pic of one of my NAR AI v2 teams XD

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #1422 on:** January 07, 2010, 02:01:46 PM »

OUCH!

S.T.C. · « **Reply #1423 on:** January 07, 2010, 04:50:40 PM »

Badnik96 · « **Reply #1424 on:** January 07, 2010, 04:58:15 PM »

I love the "Bark" one SSG.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #1425 on:** January 07, 2010, 05:01:25 PM »

lol troll spray perfect for me lol

Badnik96 · « **Reply #1426 on:** January 07, 2010, 05:17:31 PM »

Sage · « **Reply #1427 on:** January 07, 2010, 05:27:17 PM »

WHY am I in one of those above pictures?

S.T.C. · « **Reply #1428 on:** January 07, 2010, 05:42:51 PM »

frezal · « **Reply #1429 on:** January 07, 2010, 11:33:04 PM »

Is that car Steve Wozniak's?

Condor33 · « **Reply #1430 on:** January 08, 2010, 06:34:43 AM »

WTF is with Optomised GIF man?

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #1431 on:** January 08, 2010, 06:38:52 AM »

Ditto
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ROFL!

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #1432 on:** January 08, 2010, 03:37:44 PM »

U iz being invading mah territoryz! >

That troll spray was mine to post but I shall post this, a picture from another site I found when surfing other forums.

frezal · « **Reply #1433 on:** January 08, 2010, 05:09:14 PM »

Quote from: Jonzu95 on January 08, 2010, 06:38:52 AM

Ditto
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ROFL!

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU USING PAPYRUS?!? WORST FONT EVAR!!!!!!!

Doomkiller · « **Reply #1434 on:** January 08, 2010, 11:06:34 PM »

So, uh, yeah, but the Deathstar, the one thing about the Deathstar is that there was no food. No one had food at all. No food at all! No one said, "Hey, Darth Vader, Emperor, just nipping down to alpha beta 9. What d'you want? Couple of sarnies? Um, chicken, ham, ham, chicken, egg, what? Coke? Diet Coke? What d'you want? What d'you want? You weird bleeders!"

But there must have been a Deathstar canteen, yeah? There must have been a cafeteria downstairs, in between battles, where Darth Vader could just chill and go down

(Vader voice) "I will have the penne a la arabiata."

(canteen server) "You'll need a tray."

"Do you know who I am?"

"Do you know who I am?"

"This is not a game of who the f@#$ are you. For I am Vader. Darth Vader. Lord Vader. I can kill you with a single thought!"

"Well you'll still need a tray."

"No I will not need a tray. I do not need a tray to kill you. I can kill you without a tray, with the power of the Force - which is strong within me - even though I could kill you with a tray if I so wished. For I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed across the canteen floor…"

"No, the food is hot. You'll need a tray to put the food on."

"Oh I see, the food is hot. I'm sorry I, I did not realise. Hah hah! I thought you were challenging me to a fight to the death."

"Fight to the death? This is canteen, I work here."

"Yes, but I am Vader, I am Lord Vader. Everyone challenges me to a fight to the death. Lord Vader. Darth Vader, I am Darth Vader, Lord Vader. Sir Lord Vader, Sir Lord Darth Vader. Lord Darth Sir Lord Vader of Cheam. Sir Lord Baron von Vaderham. The Deathstar. I run the Deathstar."

"What's the Deathstar?"

"This is the Deathstar. You're in the Deathstar. I run this star."

"This is a star?"

"This is a f@#$ing star - I run it. I'm your boss."

"You're Mr Stephens?"

"No, I'm… who is Mr Stephens?"

"He's head of catering."

"I'm not head of catering! I am Vader. I can kill catering with a thought."

"I can kill you all. I can kill me with a thought. Just… I'll get a tray, f$#@ it!

(Still Vader) This one's wet, and this one's wet, and this one's wet. This one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet. Did you dry these in a rain forest? Why, with the power of the Deathstar, do we not have a tray that is ****ing dry? I do not…(someone has pushed in) No, no, no. I was here first."

"You have to form a queue if you want food. Can I have, oh, penne a la arabiata, that looks nice."

"No, no, no. D'you know who I am?"

(server buts in) "That's Jeff Vader, that is."

"I am not Jeff Vader, I am Darth Vader."

"What, Jeff Vader runs the Deathstar?"

"No, Jeff… No, I run the Deathstar."

"You Jeff Vader?"

"No, I'm Darth Vader!"

"Are you his brother? Can you get his autograph?"

"I can't get it… No, I'm… All right, I'm Jeff Vader! I'm Jeff Vader!"

"Can I have your autograph?"

"No, f@#$ off, or I'll kill you with a tray! Give me penne a la arabiata or you shall die. And you, and everyone in this canteen! Death by tray it shall be!"

(scornful server) "Do you want peas with that?"

"Peas? You don't have peas! You can't put red with…It doesn't work with penne, you don't put, unless you push them up the penne tubes, and then they'd be weird! Just…(gives up) oh, all right, put some peas on."

That was cut out of the final film.

frezal · « **Reply #1435 on:** January 09, 2010, 03:17:21 AM »

Eddie Izzard ftw!

Naryar · « **Reply #1436 on:** January 09, 2010, 04:00:49 AM »

This is random, stupid and hilarious XD

Jack Daniels · « **Reply #1437 on:** January 09, 2010, 11:56:07 AM »

I was watching "Stage Beauty" last night... and laughed pretty hard at this moment from the film:

King Charles II:Why shouldn't we have women on stage? After all, the French have been doing it for years.
Sir Edward Hyde:Whenever we're about to do something truly horrible, we always say that the French have been doing it for years.

Couldn't help but think of Naryar...

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #1438 on:** January 09, 2010, 12:09:41 PM »

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #1439 on:** January 09, 2010, 12:12:10 PM »