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Condor33 · « **Reply #1021 on:** July 31, 2009, 01:38:07 PM »

Quote from: Doomkiller;55936

Google advertsing doesnt work well

Interesting you pointed that out, you can get it to advertise almost anything you want. For example, apparently Ebay sells aircraft carriers, dead pets, and used Jerusalem. Not kidding here.

ACAMS · « **Reply #1022 on:** July 31, 2009, 01:46:22 PM »

This is FAKE.......there is no rifling on the bullet!

It should look like this

R1885 · « **Reply #1023 on:** July 31, 2009, 01:48:09 PM »

Its been done before.

life robot arena2 · « **Reply #1024 on:** July 31, 2009, 01:52:36 PM »

Lol at the you would'nt download a car.

Condor33 · « **Reply #1025 on:** July 31, 2009, 03:57:13 PM »

ACAMS, it could be a smoothbore.

Hydro · « **Reply #1026 on:** July 31, 2009, 05:40:08 PM »

Hmm, let's see if I can find a good one...

If Jackson is on the 20 dollar bill, Washington is on the 1 dollar bill, then what is Obama going to be on?... The Food Stamp.

ACAMS · « **Reply #1027 on:** July 31, 2009, 06:17:22 PM »

Quote from: Condor33;56125

ACAMS, it could be a smoothbore.

They are not accurate, and it would be hit or miss.....probably miss.
That bullet could have been enclosed in a sabot and not have rifling.....like this, but it would be too fast to film.

Pwnator · « **Reply #1028 on:** August 01, 2009, 08:29:10 AM »

And this one's for ACAMS...

System32 · « **Reply #1029 on:** August 01, 2009, 12:37:47 PM »

Evil dead/Resident Evil win.

Condor33 · « **Reply #1030 on:** August 01, 2009, 04:24:41 PM »

It speaks for itself

ACAMS · « **Reply #1031 on:** August 01, 2009, 10:02:00 PM »

A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
"How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

kill343gs · « **Reply #1032 on:** August 01, 2009, 10:10:32 PM »

At least she knows her cars...

Pwnator · « **Reply #1033 on:** August 01, 2009, 10:12:43 PM »

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry...

Somebody · « **Reply #1034 on:** August 03, 2009, 08:33:03 AM »

Depends what color it was.

Hydro · « **Reply #1035 on:** August 03, 2009, 12:55:44 PM »

OSHI-

DuckRA2 · « **Reply #1036 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:08:43 PM »

Weirdo · « **Reply #1037 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:15:04 PM »

Thats actually been quite nicely done but, why would an animal need two sets of ears?!

DuckRA2 · « **Reply #1038 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:27:06 PM »

I was considering taking out the ears of the bunny thing, but I decided to leave them there

I was also so bored I clicked hydros sig and made this

Pwnator · « **Reply #1039 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:20:17 AM »

Couldn't resist. XD