Author Topic: IRL Problem. (Read 4202 times)

frezal · « **Reply #40 on:** June 16, 2012, 08:46:54 PM »

Get some noise isolating headphones. Skullcandy has some for around $15-$20. They'll break after a few months, but they're good while they last.

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #41 on:** June 16, 2012, 08:54:03 PM »

Quote from: RPJK on June 15, 2012, 12:39:47 AM

Quote from: 090901 on June 14, 2012, 06:56:57 AM
Walk to school.

Will be taking public bus next year when I move closer to school

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on June 14, 2012, 12:41:10 PM
Tell the bitch that you have grown to like the way she sings and that you have become very attracted to her. Ask her to be your girlfriend so that you may listen to her beautiful singing whenever you two get married someday. Be as flirtacious as possible and throw in some stuff that makes you sound really obsessive.

This tactic should make her shut the **** up. Assuming that she doesn't like you in the least, it will freak her out. Plus, she will probably sit as far away from you as possible from now on. Added bonus, you know?

Have the words you said she would not know the meaning of.

I would love to know what words she wouldn't know the meaning of... Most of the larger words were directed toward you. What I'm understanding is that you don't know what they mean.

Give that bitch some dick. Bitches love dick.

Enigm@ · « **Reply #42 on:** June 16, 2012, 10:07:10 PM »

also:

RpJk · « **Reply #43 on:** June 18, 2012, 12:10:33 AM »

Quote from: Hard Bot on June 16, 2012, 05:36:18 PM

Does she sing like Justin Beaver or the Jonas Brothers? There is no singers I anti-like more than them.

No The songs she sings are like Katy Perry, Jessie J, Kylie Minogue and Cherly Cole type of crap songs.

Quote from: TheRoyalBadger on June 16, 2012, 08:22:27 PM

Don't sit near her. Surely you don't have assigned seats?

Or just ask her really nicely. Nit creepy or fake-nice, just so she can understand your point of view.

If it's really bad, get a parent to write a letter to the school.

1. I sit in a two seated row at the front but sometimes I go to a one of the three-seated rows at the back to talk to my mates. She trys to but in too much. She also says sorry wayyyyyyyy too much to look like the victim.

2. Told on me for saying ok. Nuff said.
3. Using that if it irritaties everyone on the bus. Right now it only annoys four out of 11 people.

Quote from: Sonny_Resetti on June 16, 2012, 08:16:23 PM

Give her some really chewy taffy that sticks her mouth shut. Or ask her whether she's on Team Jacob or Team Edward. She'll talk about it for so long that she won't have time to sing.

I don't think we get them in Northern Ireland. Plus not allowed to eat on the bus.

freeziez · « **Reply #44 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:05:40 AM »

make friends with her. doesn't matter how hard it is, if you want to be safe, i suggest you try that.

or violence.

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #45 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:45:59 AM »

Give the cunt some sort of shell-coated candy that you have hollowed out, filled with super glue and resealed.

She won't be able to sing OR squeal on you to the teacher.

Problem solved!

FOTEPX · « **Reply #46 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:46:57 AM »

Give her the gas. Slam some of that good ol' asbestos in her kettle, leave it to boil, kill everyone in her household.

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #47 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:48:32 AM »

Quote from: FOTEPX on June 18, 2012, 10:46:57 AM

Give her the gas. Slam some of that good ol' asbestos in her kettle, leave it to boil, kill everyone in her household.

Bleach and ammonia would work better...

Enigm@ · « **Reply #48 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:50:48 AM »

Send her this:

Badger · « **Reply #49 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:58:23 AM »

Quote from: RPJK on June 18, 2012, 12:10:33 AM

3. Using that if it irritaties everyone on the bus. Right now it only annoys four out of 11 people.

Doesn't matter, if everyone agrees, Just get your parents to say that you're being annoyed. If you can get everyone together, great. If not, speak for yourself (Or rather, get your parents to speak for you.)

Enigm@ · « **Reply #50 on:** June 18, 2012, 10:59:29 AM »

You could just walk to school too.

Naryar · « **Reply #51 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:28:34 AM »

Depends how far is school...

Noodle · « **Reply #52 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:47:35 AM »

Quote from: Enigma on June 18, 2012, 10:50:48 AM

Send her this:
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Shush up, enigma.

Anthrax is srs bisnes.

Enigm@ · « **Reply #53 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:49:07 AM »

Quote from: Noodle on June 18, 2012, 11:47:35 AM

Quote from: Enigma on June 18, 2012, 10:50:48 AM
Send her this:
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Shush up, enigma.

Anthrax is srs bisnes.

NO KILL ! YOU ARE THE ANTRAX 1!!!

Mr. AS · « **Reply #54 on:** June 18, 2012, 11:57:38 AM »

Quote from: Enigma on June 18, 2012, 11:49:07 AM

Quote from: Noodle on June 18, 2012, 11:47:35 AM
Quote from: Enigma on June 18, 2012, 10:50:48 AM
Send her this:
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Shush up, enigma.

Anthrax is srs bisnes.
NO KILL ! YOU ARE THE ANTRAX 1!!!

and then kill was a zombie

RpJk · « **Reply #55 on:** June 20, 2012, 12:47:31 AM »

Quote from: Enigma on June 18, 2012, 10:50:48 AM

Send her this:
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Showed it to her. Did not know who Allah is.

Showed To my mates. They laughed hard.

Quote from: freeziez on June 18, 2012, 10:05:40 AM

make friends with her. doesn't matter how hard it is, if you want to be safe, i suggest you try that.

Tried that.

Quote from: Naryar on June 18, 2012, 11:28:34 AM

Depends how far is school...

Its 3 miles away.

Gauche Suede · « **Reply #56 on:** June 20, 2012, 04:45:15 AM »

Quote from: RPJK on June 20, 2012, 12:47:31 AM

Showed it to her. Did not know who Allah is.

Showed To my mates. They laughed hard.

WHATTTT??!!!!! SHE DOES NOT KNOW ALLAH????!!!!! THAT MEANS SHE DOES NOT KNOW GOD!!!!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!!

Naryar · « **Reply #57 on:** June 20, 2012, 05:54:41 AM »

3 miles away ? Then biking to it shouldn't be a problem... unless you live on a mountain ?

NFX · « **Reply #58 on:** June 20, 2012, 06:05:12 AM »

Quote from: Naryar on June 20, 2012, 05:54:41 AM

3 miles away ? Then biking to it shouldn't be a problem... unless you live on a mountain ?

Go to school by hang glider.

Just get a music player of your own, and turn the volume up sufficiently so the music coming through your headphones drowns her out. But not so much that you deafen yourself. I find 70% Volume to be a good level for me.

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #59 on:** June 20, 2012, 06:34:53 AM »

3 miles...?

I rode the ****ing bus for an hour both ways for 13 years dealing with sh** like this... And you're complaining about dealing with this chick for 3 miles.

Shut the **** up and deal with it. I don't want to hear it. I gave you the benefit of the doubt and I shouldn't have.

You could always walk, you lazy piece of sh**.