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Off-Topic => Chatterbox => Topic started by: RpJk on June 13, 2012, 12:27:15 AM
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Yes I've got another problem in school that you guys could help me out with.
So you may be asking: Why am I saying this to guys?
Here's the answer:
Most people I meet in school are either are telling me to ignore it (Which I can not due to disability) or don't have the IQ. Plus you guys probably have good ideas.
Heres the problem:
On my school bus there is a girl who sings terribly but so loudly its louder than my headphones which makes want to kill her. But when ever I tell her to shut up she is like "Miss he said shut up to me" and I get into trouble.
The type of person she is like a combination of a goody-two-shoes + teachers pet who uses the teachers as a shield so that if anyone tried to talk to her. Plus a song killer.
I've tried manipulating her, reasoning with her, getting the teachers to ban her from singing however only effiective for one day (because of being a kiss-ass) and tried that 3 times. But I also annoys my friends on the bus.
So I will get a recording of her singing to show how annoying it is.
I need help here badly before I go insane.
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Team up with other people to complain and talk to the bus driver(s) ?
Ask her less violently ?
Go into a fit of righteous rage and tell exactly WHAT is wrong with her ?
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oh god i know that feel bro x1000000000.6
however i subscribed to the theory of "ignore it and it will go away" so I can't really help
and 2am is no time for punctuation
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Team up with other people to complain and talk to the bus driver(s) ?
Ask her less violently ?
Go into a fit of righteous rage and tell exactly WHAT is wrong with her ?
1. Tried that three times and did not work.
2. Did that yesterday. Told on me for saying ok.
3. Too risky. Would get kicked off bus.
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>bring boom box on bus
>blast music louder than she sings
>bitch: OMG TURN THAT OFF I CANT HEAR MYSELF SING
>you: whats that? you can't hear? lol
>agree to turn off boombox
>whip out cock
>blast cum in her mouth
>you: if you ever sing again, my penis is ready
>problem solved
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Bring speakers/boombox...
Damn...
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Record her singing in video format with a cellphone, then post it on youtube. After the waves of negative replies, send her the link.
Or better yet, DON"T send her the link. Send it to a loudmouth without specifying that you are the uploader. Just say you found it online or something.
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Subtly ridicule her. 123's idea sounds like a good one
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Subtly ridicule her. 123's idea sounds like a good one
I disagree.
123's idea doesn't involve semen.
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Subtly ridicule her. 123's idea sounds like a good one
I disagree.
123's idea doesn't involve semen.
What are you talking about.
It's a girl singing on youtube, some Anon's bout to fap to it.....
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Subtly ridicule her. 123's idea sounds like a good one
I disagree.
123's idea doesn't involve semen.
What are you talking about.
It's a girl singing on youtube, some Anon's bout to fap to it.....
That semen does not enter her mouth though.
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Aren't we trying to find ways around this that won't get JK expelled?
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true
I was gonna suggest nicely asking her to stop times 600 until she finally got the message (by "nicely" I mean "in any way without the phrase "shut up").
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kill her
or just record her and post it everywhere you can until she gets the message. and as 123 said, don't give her the link until it gets tons of hate
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tell her to go shove a pole up her ass !!!!!!! then you will be suspended and wont have to hear her sing
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tell her to go shove a pole up her ass !!!!!!! then you will be suspended and wont have to hear her sing
this is BEST IDEA [/troll]
and blackmailing her seems like the best option. And the most fun :D
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sing or shout or whatever back EVEN LOUDA.
bring lozanges, and water. lots of water
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Whenever I have problems with loud people on the bus, I just turn the volume up to maximum and find my loudest songs (doubling the volume in iTunes can also work). Sure, it could bugger up your eardrums, but at least it is better than having to listen to a terrible singer. It may be quite painful at first, but eventually you will get used to it. To be honest, either drowning them out with your own music and/or sleeping is really the only way to get around it (at least in my experience).
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You know what? Just sing along with her every time she sings...... in low humm that only she can hear but no one else. She will flip out before you know it.
Sure she can tell the teacher, and teachers can be a discriminative bitch. But nomatter how much a bitch the teacher is she still can't expel you for doing the exact same sh** the girl is doing. Just give a really retarded but innocent excuse like "Oh when I hear a song I want to sing along too".
And NEVER reason with teachers. A Teacher's job is to tell you pre-existing views and by definition unreasonable. The only 2 ways to win is to
1. Be a teachers pet by agreeing with everything they said.
2. Be passive aggressive by pretending to have an innocent thought process.
Ultimately your problem is with the teacher, not her. Otherwise you can just punch her in the face.
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Tell th bus driver she's disturbing the peace.
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Well, if the gentle way does not work, be passive-aggressive. It doesn't look like an attack but it is !
Of course punching her in the face will probably not solve problems, since you may get in trouble for that. So be more subtle.
And NEVER reason with teachers. A Teacher's job is to tell you pre-existing views and by definition unreasonable. The only 2 ways to win is to
1. Be a teachers pet by agreeing with everything they said.
2. Be passive aggressive by pretending to have an innocent thought process.
I find these lines rather amusing, especially that you're taking the teacher's role.
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And NEVER reason with teachers. A Teacher's job is to tell you pre-existing views and by definition unreasonable. The only 2 ways to win is to
1. Be a teachers pet by agreeing with everything they said.
2. Be passive aggressive by pretending to have an innocent thought process.
I find these lines rather amusing, especially that you're taking the teacher's role.
Why? I do the same thing. Since when do I reasonably accept other people's logic when it contradicts my own? And I don't even have authoritative power of a real teacher over his students.
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Record her singing in video format with a cellphone, then post it on youtube. After the waves of negative replies, send her the link.
Or better yet, DON"T send her the link. Send it to a loudmouth without specifying that you are the uploader. Just say you found it online or something.
She is retarded/has very low IQ. And is not allowed on youtube apprently.
You know what? Just sing along with her every time she sings...... in low humm that only she can hear but no one else. She will flip out before you know it.
Sure she can tell the teacher, and teachers can be a discriminative bitch. But nomatter how much a bitch the teacher is she still can't expel you for doing the exact same sh** the girl is doing. Just give a really retarded but innocent excuse like "Oh when I hear a song I want to sing along too".
Yeah got in trouble for that.
She is also a liar. For example my mate walked down a corridor and accidentally walked into her. He went to the toilet, walked out again and you had the headmistress there who said "Apparently you shoved her into the wall" and he got detention. She was also laughing , me guessing she likes getting people into trouble.
Plus she hates being pointed at. And here's the most stupidest thing she told on someone for:
A guy was running down at the cafeteria, ran past her table and air generated by the speed he was running blew her lunchbox a few degrees right, she told on someone and he got extra homework for practically doing nothing.
She is selfish and childish ( Shes a 13 year-old who reads disney books.) A kiss-ass and trys to look like the victim.
Oh and told on me for saying the words OK and hell.
She will never last on her own.
Whenever I have problems with loud people on the bus, I just turn the volume up to maximum and find my loudest songs (doubling the volume in iTunes can also work). Sure, it could bugger up your eardrums, but at least it is better than having to listen to a terrible singer. It may be quite painful at first, but eventually you will get used to it. To be honest, either drowning them out with your own music and/or sleeping is really the only way to get around it (at least in my experience).
I use my 3ds for music and does not work. Asks the bus driver to turn up very loud. Used to get a bit pissed off when I ask to get it turned down. But realises what I'm going through with the moving house.
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The solution to all your problems (http://www.harborfreight.com/industrial-ear-muffs-43768.html)
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Hmm, maybe try and get a few other people and rightfully complain to your school's authorities about her misbehavings ?
You can always get rid of her permanently, but it's far more dangerous than all the other solutions.
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...You know you can just try and be fair before relying on immoral methods to reach your goals ?
Also, having multiple people back you up DOES NOT WORK! Teachers always play favorites, and principles will always believe the teachers over students. Nobody takes the words of a few kids seriously unless it is a sexual harassment charge. You need to figure out how to be passive aggressive with the teacher, and break the habit of trying to REASON, MAKE SENSE, TELL THE TRUTH, or EXPECT FAIRNESS from them.
And then you become what you initially hated.
And to repeat myself, the reason why this is true is because teachers label students as learners and disruptors. The learners are the ones who either agrees with them (Pet), are dependent on them (The kid who's really trying), or shows a great deal of interest in what they teach (The kid who's really learning). Anyone else is classify as a class disruptor and will be ignored.
Seems fair, but it seems you forgot the guys who couldn't care less but are not disrupting themselves.
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Walk to school.
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Ignore it, life has plenty of real problems on the way later down the track so don't strain yourself on the petty ones..
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...You know you can just try and be fair before relying on immoral methods to reach your goals ?
Also, having multiple people back you up DOES NOT WORK! Teachers always play favorites, and principles will always believe the teachers over students. Nobody takes the words of a few kids seriously unless it is a sexual harassment charge. You need to figure out how to be passive aggressive with the teacher, and break the habit of trying to REASON, MAKE SENSE, TELL THE TRUTH, or EXPECT FAIRNESS from them.
And then you become what you initially hated.
And to repeat myself, the reason why this is true is because teachers label students as learners and disruptors. The learners are the ones who either agrees with them (Pet), are dependent on them (The kid who's really trying), or shows a great deal of interest in what they teach (The kid who's really learning). Anyone else is classify as a class disruptor and will be ignored.
Seems fair, but it seems you forgot the guys who couldn't care less but are not disrupting themselves.
I removed that message because it has no reason to exist.
If you ignore the teacher, unfortunately that does place you in the disruptor category. The teacher would not listen to you over her favorites.
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Tell the bitch that you have grown to like the way she sings and that you have become very attracted to her. Ask her to be your girlfriend so that you may listen to her beautiful singing whenever you two get married someday. Be as flirtacious as possible and throw in some stuff that makes you sound really obsessive.
This tactic should make her shut the **** up. Assuming that she doesn't like you in the least, it will freak her out. Plus, she will probably sit as far away from you as possible from now on. Added bonus, you know?
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Walk to school.
Will be taking public bus next year when I move closer to school
Tell the bitch that you have grown to like the way she sings and that you have become very attracted to her. Ask her to be your girlfriend so that you may listen to her beautiful singing whenever you two get married someday. Be as flirtacious as possible and throw in some stuff that makes you sound really obsessive.
This tactic should make her shut the **** up. Assuming that she doesn't like you in the least, it will freak her out. Plus, she will probably sit as far away from you as possible from now on. Added bonus, you know?
Have the words you said she would not know the meaning of.
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The solution to all your problems (http://www.harborfreight.com/industrial-ear-muffs-43768.html)
This will work... Or for more money buy a pair of Bose headphones.
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Does she sing like Justin Beaver or the Jonas Brothers? There is no singers I anti-like more than them.
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Does she sing like Justin Beaver or the Jonas Brothers? There is no singers I anti-like more than them.
It's dislike, you silly
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Listen to louder music.
Or sing your music even louder than her.
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Duct tape. Fixes everything.
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Silence is golden... Duct tape is silver.
Therefore, silence is silver.
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Silence is golden... Duct tape is silver.
Therefore, silence is silver.
silence is gold and silver
therefore silence is pokemon 2nd gen
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Give her some really chewy taffy that sticks her mouth shut. Or ask her whether she's on Team Jacob or Team Edward. She'll talk about it for so long that she won't have time to sing.
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Don't sit near her. Surely you don't have assigned seats?
Or just ask her really nicely. Nit creepy or fake-nice, just so she can understand your point of view.
If it's really bad, get a parent to write a letter to the school.
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Get some noise isolating headphones. Skullcandy has some for around $15-$20. They'll break after a few months, but they're good while they last.
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Walk to school.
Will be taking public bus next year when I move closer to school
Tell the bitch that you have grown to like the way she sings and that you have become very attracted to her. Ask her to be your girlfriend so that you may listen to her beautiful singing whenever you two get married someday. Be as flirtacious as possible and throw in some stuff that makes you sound really obsessive.
This tactic should make her shut the **** up. Assuming that she doesn't like you in the least, it will freak her out. Plus, she will probably sit as far away from you as possible from now on. Added bonus, you know?
Have the words you said she would not know the meaning of.
I would love to know what words she wouldn't know the meaning of... Most of the larger words were directed toward you. What I'm understanding is that you don't know what they mean.
Give that bitch some dick. Bitches love dick.
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also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic7KH1PpbMY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic7KH1PpbMY#)
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Does she sing like Justin Beaver or the Jonas Brothers? There is no singers I anti-like more than them.
No The songs she sings are like Katy Perry, Jessie J, Kylie Minogue and Cherly Cole type of crap songs.
Don't sit near her. Surely you don't have assigned seats?
Or just ask her really nicely. Nit creepy or fake-nice, just so she can understand your point of view.
If it's really bad, get a parent to write a letter to the school.
1. I sit in a two seated row at the front but sometimes I go to a one of the three-seated rows at the back to talk to my mates. She trys to but in too much. She also says sorry wayyyyyyyy too much to look like the victim.
2. Told on me for saying ok. Nuff said.
3. Using that if it irritaties everyone on the bus. Right now it only annoys four out of 11 people.
Give her some really chewy taffy that sticks her mouth shut. Or ask her whether she's on Team Jacob or Team Edward. She'll talk about it for so long that she won't have time to sing.
I don't think we get them in Northern Ireland. Plus not allowed to eat on the bus.
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make friends with her. doesn't matter how hard it is, if you want to be safe, i suggest you try that.
or violence.
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Give the cunt some sort of shell-coated candy that you have hollowed out, filled with super glue and resealed.
She won't be able to sing OR squeal on you to the teacher.
Problem solved!
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Give her the gas. Slam some of that good ol' asbestos in her kettle, leave it to boil, kill everyone in her household.
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Give her the gas. Slam some of that good ol' asbestos in her kettle, leave it to boil, kill everyone in her household.
Bleach and ammonia would work better...
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Send her this:
(http://911review.com/attack/imgs/anthrax_note.jpg)
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3. Using that if it irritaties everyone on the bus. Right now it only annoys four out of 11 people.
Doesn't matter, if everyone agrees, Just get your parents to say that you're being annoyed. If you can get everyone together, great. If not, speak for yourself (Or rather, get your parents to speak for you.)
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You could just walk to school too.
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Depends how far is school...
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Send her this:
(http://911review.com/attack/imgs/anthrax_note.jpg)
Shush up, enigma.
Anthrax is srs bisnes. (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=3057)
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Send her this:
(http://911review.com/attack/imgs/anthrax_note.jpg)
Shush up, enigma.
Anthrax is srs bisnes. (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=3057)
NO KILL ! YOU ARE THE ANTRAX 1!!!
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Send her this:
(http://911review.com/attack/imgs/anthrax_note.jpg)
Shush up, enigma.
Anthrax is srs bisnes. (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=3057)
NO KILL ! YOU ARE THE ANTRAX 1!!!
and then kill was a zombie
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Send her this:
(http://911review.com/attack/imgs/anthrax_note.jpg)
Showed it to her. Did not know who Allah is.
Showed To my mates. They laughed hard.
make friends with her. doesn't matter how hard it is, if you want to be safe, i suggest you try that.
Tried that.
Depends how far is school...
Its 3 miles away.
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Showed it to her. Did not know who Allah is.
Showed To my mates. They laughed hard.
WHATTTT??!!!!! SHE DOES NOT KNOW ALLAH????!!!!! THAT MEANS SHE DOES NOT KNOW GOD!!!!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!! :Naryar :deadpony
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3 miles away ? Then biking to it shouldn't be a problem... unless you live on a mountain ?
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3 miles away ? Then biking to it shouldn't be a problem... unless you live on a mountain ?
Go to school by hang glider. :gawe:
Just get a music player of your own, and turn the volume up sufficiently so the music coming through your headphones drowns her out. But not so much that you deafen yourself. I find 70% Volume to be a good level for me.
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3 miles...?
I rode the ****ing bus for an hour both ways for 13 years dealing with sh** like this... And you're complaining about dealing with this chick for 3 miles.
Shut the **** up and deal with it. I don't want to hear it. I gave you the benefit of the doubt and I shouldn't have.
You could always walk, you lazy piece of sh**.
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Double post...
>OP didn't reply.
Yeah. That's what I ****in' thought...
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maybe RP needs actual help with his problems instead of you just screaming at him.
honestly, RP, there's something seriously wrong with that bitch. you're gonna need to deliver some kind of Crowning Moment of Awesome speech to get her to shut up.
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maybe RP needs actual help with his problems instead of you just screaming at him.
He shoots down every serious idea we give him before he even tries them, but when someone suggested showing her that 9/11 note, he did it...
Besides, he can deal with the little cunt for the five minutes it takes the bus to go 3 miles, or walk. He's just being a whiner.
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He shoots down every serious idea we give him before he even tries them
Here's an idea RPJK...
TRY THEM ALL
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maybe RP needs actual help with his problems instead of you just screaming at him.
9/11 note
I thought that was pretty funny
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tell her she cant sing