IRL Problem.

[RpJk]

Yes I've got another problem in school that you guys could help me out with.
So you may be asking: Why am I saying this to guys?
Here's the answer:

Most people I meet in school are either are telling me to ignore it (Which I can not due to disability) or don't have the IQ. Plus you guys probably have good ideas.

Heres the problem:

On my school bus there is a girl who sings terribly but so loudly its louder than my headphones which makes want to kill her. But when ever I tell her to shut up she is like "Miss he said shut up to me" and I get into trouble.
The type of person she is like a combination of a goody-two-shoes + teachers pet who uses the teachers as a shield so that if anyone tried to talk to her. Plus a song killer.
I've tried manipulating her, reasoning with her, getting the teachers to ban her from singing however only effiective for one day (because of being a kiss-ass) and tried that 3 times. But I also annoys my friends on the bus.

So I will get a recording of her singing to show how annoying it is.


I need help here badly before I go insane.

[Naryar]

Team up with other people to complain and talk to the bus driver(s) ?

Ask her less violently ?

Go into a fit of righteous rage and tell exactly WHAT is wrong with her ?

[Badnik96]

oh god i know that feel bro x1000000000.6

however i subscribed to the theory of "ignore it and it will go away" so I can't really help

and 2am is no time for punctuation

[RpJk]

Team up with other people to complain and talk to the bus driver(s) ?

Ask her less violently ?

Go into a fit of righteous rage and tell exactly WHAT is wrong with her ?

1. Tried that three times and did not work.

2. Did that yesterday. Told on me for saying ok.

3. Too risky. Would get kicked off bus.

[Noodle]

>bring boom box on bus
>blast music louder than she sings
>bitch: OMG TURN THAT OFF I CANT HEAR MYSELF SING
>you: whats that? you can't hear? lol
>agree to turn off boombox
>whip out cock
>blast cum in her mouth
>you: if you ever sing again, my penis is ready
>problem solved

[Philippa]

Bring speakers/boombox...

Damn...

[123savethewhales]

Record her singing in video format with a cellphone, then post it on youtube.  After the waves of negative replies, send her the link.

Or better yet, DON"T send her the link.  Send it to a loudmouth without specifying that you are the uploader.  Just say you found it online or something.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Subtly ridicule her. 123's idea sounds like a good one

[Noodle]

Subtly ridicule her. 123's idea sounds like a good one

I disagree.

123's idea doesn't involve semen.

[123savethewhales]

Subtly ridicule her. 123's idea sounds like a good one

I disagree.

123's idea doesn't involve semen.

What are you talking about.

It's a girl singing on youtube, some Anon's bout to fap to it.....

[Noodle]

Subtly ridicule her. 123's idea sounds like a good one

I disagree.

123's idea doesn't involve semen.

What are you talking about.

It's a girl singing on youtube, some Anon's bout to fap to it.....

That semen does not enter her mouth though.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Aren't we trying to find ways around this that won't get JK expelled?

[Badnik96]

true

I was gonna suggest nicely asking her to stop times 600 until she finally got the message (by "nicely" I mean "in any way without the phrase "shut up").

[ty4er]

kill her

or just record her and post it everywhere you can until she gets the message. and as 123 said, don't give her the link until it gets tons of hate

[Mr. AS]

tell her to go shove a pole up her ass !!!!!!! then you will be suspended and wont have to hear her sing

[Badnik96]

tell her to go shove a pole up her ass !!!!!!! then you will be suspended and wont have to hear her sing

this is BEST IDEA [/troll]

and blackmailing her seems like the best option. And the most fun :D

[Team 9]

sing or shout or whatever back EVEN LOUDA.

bring lozanges, and water. lots of water

[Chaosmancer]

Whenever I have problems with loud people on the bus, I just turn the volume up to maximum and find my loudest songs (doubling the volume in iTunes can also work). Sure, it could bugger up your eardrums, but at least it is better than having to listen to a terrible singer. It may be quite painful at first, but eventually you will get used to it. To be honest, either drowning them out with your own music and/or sleeping is really the only way to get around it (at least in my experience).

[123savethewhales]

You know what?  Just sing along with her every time she sings...... in low humm that only she can hear but no one else.  She will flip out before you know it.

Sure she can tell the teacher, and teachers can be a discriminative bitch.  But nomatter how much a bitch the teacher is she still can't expel you for doing the exact same sh** the girl is doing.  Just give a really retarded but innocent excuse like "Oh when I hear a song I want to sing along too".

And NEVER reason with teachers.  A Teacher's job is to tell you pre-existing views and by definition unreasonable.  The only 2 ways to win is to

1.  Be a teachers pet by agreeing with everything they said.
2.  Be passive aggressive by pretending to have an innocent thought process.

Ultimately your problem is with the teacher, not her.  Otherwise you can just punch her in the face.

[MassimoV]

Tell th bus driver she's disturbing the peace.