Internet Relationships

[smashysmashy]

My neighbour had an internet relationship, he was in England. She was in the U.S. However, they didn't let that stop them; he got a plane to the U.S, they married and I never say him again.

Sometimes they work. Me, nah. All my relationships have ended in fail. Now I say never again :S

[madman3]

I had a relationship with someone who was promptly wheelchair bound and we stopped shortly afterward.

[HurricaneAndrew]

All da bitches want dis dick.

[lloopp D lloopp]

[Natef]

I doubt I will ever get a girl.

[Skiitzzox220]

Well sitting on your computer complaining about how you can't get a girl won't help now will it?

[Mr. AS]

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

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I do disregard females, but I am still skint ._.

[ACAMS]

I actually talk to her all the time... It's just I can tell she wants more than what I'm offering.

HAHAHAHA .... THEY ALL DO!


I can assure you, a woman is NEVER happy, you give them the world and they want the universe!

[Natef]

Well sitting on your computer complaining about how you can't get a girl won't help now will it?

School starts for me on tuesday, so I will have a lot of social time.

[123savethewhales]

I actually talk to her all the time... It's just I can tell she wants more than what I'm offering.

HAHAHAHA .... THEY ALL DO!


I can assure you, a woman is NEVER happy, you give them the world and they want the universe!

I thought it's like

"Do you want the world"?

"Up to you".

"Well do you"?

"Up to you".

"Well fine, here it is, the world".

"Why you give me the world for"?  Gets mad

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

I actually talk to her all the time... It's just I can tell she wants more than what I'm offering.

HAHAHAHA .... THEY ALL DO!


I can assure you, a woman is NEVER happy, you give them the world and they want the universe!

I thought it's like

"Do you want the world"?

"Up to you".

"Well do you"?

"Up to you".

"Well fine, here it is, the world".

"Why you give me the world for"?  Gets mad

This is one of the many reasons that I will never understand women

[123savethewhales]

I actually talk to her all the time... It's just I can tell she wants more than what I'm offering.

HAHAHAHA .... THEY ALL DO!


I can assure you, a woman is NEVER happy, you give them the world and they want the universe!

I thought it's like

"Do you want the world"?

"Up to you".

"Well do you"?

"Up to you".

"Well fine, here it is, the world".

"Why you give me the world for"?  Gets mad

This is one of the many reasons that I will never understand women

Lol here's my theory, you tell me rather or not this is accurate.

Women are like Schrodinger's Cat.
Before they have something, they will want and not want it at the same time.
Once they acquired the object, then their emotion collapses into an observable state.
If the object is lost, they will revert back to the uncertainty until the object is re-acquired again.

In short, women does not understand themselves very well.  So it's hopeless for men to understand.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

I actually talk to her all the time... It's just I can tell she wants more than what I'm offering.

HAHAHAHA .... THEY ALL DO!


I can assure you, a woman is NEVER happy, you give them the world and they want the universe!

I thought it's like

"Do you want the world"?

"Up to you".

"Well do you"?

"Up to you".

"Well fine, here it is, the world".

"Why you give me the world for"?  Gets mad

This is one of the many reasons that I will never understand women

Lol here's my theory, you tell me rather or not this is accurate.

Women are like Schrodinger's Cat.
Before they have something, they will want and not want it at the same time.
Once they acquired the object, then their emotion collapses into an observable state.
If the object is lost, they will revert back to the uncertainty until the object is re-acquired again.

In short, women does not understand themselves very well.  So it's hopeless for men to understand.

I would agree with that for most women

I, however, am an exception - give me food and a computer and I am happy

[smashysmashy]

I actually talk to her all the time... It's just I can tell she wants more than what I'm offering.

HAHAHAHA .... THEY ALL DO!


I can assure you, a woman is NEVER happy, you give them the world and they want the universe!

I thought it's like

"Do you want the world"?

"Up to you".

"Well do you"?

"Up to you".

"Well fine, here it is, the world".

"Why you give me the world for"?  Gets mad

This is one of the many reasons that I will never understand women

Lol here's my theory, you tell me rather or not this is accurate.

Women are like Schrodinger's Cat.
Before they have something, they will want and not want it at the same time.
Once they acquired the object, then their emotion collapses into an observable state.
If the object is lost, they will revert back to the uncertainty until the object is re-acquired again.

In short, women does not understand themselves very well.  So it's hopeless for men to understand.

All women I knew were all like this. I've almost completely given up on women.

Another one is if you spend a lot of time with her you're smothering her, spend less time with her and you're ignoring her. It's a catch 22 situation.

[123savethewhales]

I actually talk to her all the time... It's just I can tell she wants more than what I'm offering.

HAHAHAHA .... THEY ALL DO!


I can assure you, a woman is NEVER happy, you give them the world and they want the universe!

I thought it's like

"Do you want the world"?

"Up to you".

"Well do you"?

"Up to you".

"Well fine, here it is, the world".

"Why you give me the world for"?  Gets mad

This is one of the many reasons that I will never understand women

Lol here's my theory, you tell me rather or not this is accurate.

Women are like Schrodinger's Cat.
Before they have something, they will want and not want it at the same time.
Once they acquired the object, then their emotion collapses into an observable state.
If the object is lost, they will revert back to the uncertainty until the object is re-acquired again.

In short, women does not understand themselves very well.  So it's hopeless for men to understand.

I would agree with that for most women

I, however, am an exception - give me food and a computer and I am happy

Lol I don't doubt there are exception.  I mean you just seem depress all the time, and that's rather predictable.

I also seen men that exhibit the Schrodinger's Cat Syndrome.... They are usually referred to as queers.

[SKBT]

I kept in contact with my GF (not goldenfox) all summer with Facebook. So I guess technically that's an Internet relationship.

[NFX]

I thought it's like

"Do you want the world"?

"Up to you".

"Well do you"?

"Up to you".

"Well fine, here it is, the world".

"Why you give me the world for"?  Gets mad

I didn't know you'd met my girlfriend. =)
 
Seriously, that is EXACTLY her. She hates making decisions, although I'm no better, in fairness. Neither of us wants to upset the other one by making the wrong choice.

[kill343gs]

I actually talk to her all the time... It's just I can tell she wants more than what I'm offering.

Double entendre alert. But I would be surprised, from what you've cracked up to be, there's reasons to believe that most women want you.

Funny you should say that. I'm actually beta as ****/foreveralone. I have zero self confidence when it comes to the opposite sex, and that has caused a pretty major problem in my life.

[Enigm@]

I actually talk to her all the time... It's just I can tell she wants more than what I'm offering.

Double entendre alert. But I would be surprised, from what you've cracked up to be, there's reasons to believe that most women want you.

Funny you should say that. I'm actually beta as ****/foreveralone. I have zero self confidence when it comes to the opposite sex, and that has caused a pretty major problem in my life.

that's when you've gotta pop your collar and get a joisey haircut, and get a spray tan that makes your skin look orange. (hell it worked for the guy's on jersey shore !)
this is unless, you don't want the only women to be attracted to you guido's and sluts.