Author Topic: I HATE RIGGED POKER (Read 5974 times)

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #60 on:** August 20, 2010, 06:30:21 PM »

What's the difference? can you actually bet in Pokerstars?

ACAMS · « **Reply #61 on:** August 20, 2010, 07:56:51 PM »

Real money free rolls...the bastards owe me. I won MILLIONS in play money, because they let me.....SO I put real money on their site and was INSTANTLY ****ED TO TEARS........the cheating bastards OWE ME!!!

ACAMS · « **Reply #62 on:** August 21, 2010, 08:39:20 PM »

This just happened at On Tilt Poker (rigged just as bad as jokerstars)

This is the very first hand...
As usual, I am either first to act, or in the big blind....this time I was first to act. (rigged bullsh**)
First hand there is ALWAY a moron going all-in with nothing......I had 99 (VERY good hand)
I smooth call, and a guy with A-5 calls.....then on around to the MORON with 6-3......he goes ALL-IN.....
I was waithing for it and call instantly.....the guy with A-5 calls too..

As you KNOW, there are only four 5's in a deck.....and the A-5 guy hit TWO ****ING MORE to knock me out first hand......MANIPULATED BULLsh**.......and it got worse since I emailed the cheating, manipulating game rigging cocksuckers and accused them of manipulating the game! (they were afraid to respond back tho....chicken sh** cock suckers too)

I always win when I play REAL poker, and have a big bag of money in my console from the other night at work when we had a big job and another company was on location. They had a hydraulic manifold on location and ran it from an enclosed trailer....well they messed up and invited us to a poker game in the trailer and I broke two of them.
When I go to the casinos I always win too.

ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED AND MANIPULATED!!!!

Somebody · « **Reply #63 on:** August 21, 2010, 08:49:03 PM »

Then sell some of your land to some Indians, on the terms that they build a casino. Win all of their money, ride off into the sunset with bags of money, find a computer in the sunset, AND DELETE JOKERSTARS, AND ALL THE OTHER GODDAMN POKER SITES FROM YOUR FAVORITES AND NEVER GO TO THEM AGAIN.

ACAMS · « **Reply #64 on:** August 21, 2010, 08:59:07 PM »

This site would die if I didn't rant about rigged poker and an inept moron for a president!

Somebody · « **Reply #65 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:05:35 PM »

No no no I think this site would be fine. Just trust me on this one. I've got a gut feeling about it...

Serge · « **Reply #66 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:07:40 PM »

Quote from: ACAMS on August 21, 2010, 08:39:20 PM

ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED AND MANIPULATED!!!!

Then why do you still play it if you think that is the case?

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #67 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:24:12 PM »

Quote from: Serge on August 21, 2010, 09:07:40 PM

Quote from: ACAMS on August 21, 2010, 08:39:20 PM
ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED AND MANIPULATED!!!!

Then why do you still play it if you think that is the case?

I think Serge is right

ACAMS · « **Reply #68 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:26:16 PM »

Quote from: Serge on August 21, 2010, 09:07:40 PM

Quote from: ACAMS on August 21, 2010, 08:39:20 PM
ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED AND MANIPULATED!!!!

Then why do you still play it if you think that is the case?

Bored to tears......then get ****ed to tears playing poker.
My job is very boring, and I have to do something.....if I watch TV for more than 3-4 hours a day I get REAL mad.
I just get a little irritated at rigged poker sites.

Serge · « **Reply #69 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:29:16 PM »

I see.

(maybe you should read reddit.com, it's my ultimate productivity killer)

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #70 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:32:51 PM »

Any creepypasta on reddit?

Serge · « **Reply #71 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:42:31 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on August 21, 2010, 09:32:51 PM

Any creepypasta on reddit?

Uhm, no? It's not Digg, there's actually some intelligent discussions on there.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #72 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:43:21 PM »

And that's how Ik now it's a quality site.

J · « **Reply #73 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:45:40 PM »

Quote from: ACAMS on August 21, 2010, 09:26:16 PM

Quote from: Serge on August 21, 2010, 09:07:40 PM
Quote from: ACAMS on August 21, 2010, 08:39:20 PM
ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED AND MANIPULATED!!!!

Then why do you still play it if you think that is the case?

Bored to tears......then get ****ed to tears playing poker.
My job is very boring, and I have to do something.....if I watch TV for more than 3-4 hours a day I get REAL mad.
I just get a little irritated at rigged poker sites.

Methinks ACAMS might have to find a different hobby, that isn't Poker-related.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #74 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:46:24 PM »

Chess is fun

JoeBlo · « **Reply #75 on:** August 21, 2010, 11:20:44 PM »

Quote from: ACAMS on August 21, 2010, 09:26:16 PM

Bored to tears......then get ****ed to tears playing poker.
My job is very boring, and I have to do something.....if I watch TV for more than 3-4 hours a day I get REAL mad.
I just get a little irritated at rigged poker sites.

Play more RA2 dammit :P

this thread always makes me think of this

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=the-poker-tournament&videoId=247970

ACAMS · « **Reply #76 on:** August 30, 2010, 01:18:55 PM »

Classic ****ing by jokerstars

I raise preflop......one guy calls....flop is 778.....he checks....I go all-in with 10-10......HE CALLS with crapass J-10.....NOTHING

Turn is J.........river is J

Look at his comment in the second pic......like he knew what was coming.....he has a yellow avatar too, like I have never seen.

manipulated bullsh**

Naryar · « **Reply #77 on:** August 30, 2010, 01:40:36 PM »

Quote from: JoeBlo on August 21, 2010, 11:20:44 PM

Play more RA2 dammit :P

That is wise counseling, ACAMS.

powerrave · « **Reply #78 on:** August 30, 2010, 01:58:09 PM »

if it annoys you so much, then stop playing poker when you know this stuff can happen.

ACAMS · « **Reply #79 on:** August 30, 2010, 02:05:09 PM »

I am not samrt enuf to kwit.