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Title: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 09, 2008, 02:19:11 PM
I lost 80,000 in three hands this AM and two 10,325 entry tournaments this afternoon (almost as quick).........I guess I'll build a DSL MW hammer bot conforming to BBEANS rules ........nevermind...it will get beat too!
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: Meganerdbomb on August 09, 2008, 08:21:46 PM
It's too late for you to enter BBEANS anyway. I guess you'll just have to take up Blackjack!
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 09, 2008, 08:49:02 PM
I didn't say I would enter BBEANS........where do you live, I have lost 3 more tournaments to bad horrible beats and need somebody to beat up
 
Where is nowhere anyway....what part of Texas is that in?
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: kill343gs on August 09, 2008, 08:57:54 PM
Top 10 reasons I'm not a gambling man right here.
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: Madiaba on August 10, 2008, 12:18:02 AM
Quote from: ACAMS;12538
..........where do you live, I have lost 3 more tournaments to bad horrible beats and need somebody to beat upquote]
I've got a Vista laptop, that has a pic of a punching bag on its screen....:vista:
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: Venko on August 10, 2008, 04:08:10 AM
ACAMS are you plaing T6 online poker?

And BTW Vista sucks a lot for now... Maybe we must wait for SP2, SP3, ... SP 210874356172346512345691823049 then OS Vista will be finaly good, but meanwhile we will have "windows 2387648723 named : THE BULLsh** LIKE ALWAYS" :lol:
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: Somebody on August 10, 2008, 07:07:28 AM
Do you mean real money or fake computer online poker site money.
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 10, 2008, 09:21:15 AM
It doesn't matter.....a rip off is a rip off and pissssssed off is pissssssed off.
 
I am convinced Jokerstars...errr I mean Pokerstars manipulates the outcome of the game. I play on other sites and NEVER see what I see on jokerstars EVERY day.
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: System32 on August 10, 2008, 09:50:59 AM
What's that? everyone losing?
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: goose on August 10, 2008, 09:01:56 PM
no way. You lost money at poker. How could that be? From what I hear opening up a casino is bad business because everyone wins a lot.
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 10, 2008, 09:09:04 PM
OK, y'all better be glad I came in 2nd in one and 3rd in another today and recouped some of my losses from yesterday or I would act like aceuplink and ban everybody like that stupid cock sucker kraZy did to me on ace....I mean rfshq today. They can post tubgirl and even start topics and I post in them and the asswipe bans me, no big loss it is full of 9 YO club penguin rejects anyway.
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on September 04, 2008, 10:25:25 PM
:angry::angry::angry:   I HATE POKER   :angry::angry::angry:
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: Sage on September 04, 2008, 10:38:57 PM
so... do you hate poker more then vista?
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on September 05, 2008, 08:13:16 AM
No!
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: goose on September 05, 2008, 10:58:19 AM
poker loves you <3
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: kill343gs on September 05, 2008, 01:39:45 PM
Ah, the life of a gambler.
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: Naryar on September 05, 2008, 01:50:27 PM
Poker is bad for your mood. Well, generally.
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on December 19, 2008, 09:22:52 PM
Quote from: ACAMS;14276
:angry::angry::angry: I HATE POKER :angry::angry::angry:

 
:vista:
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: pyscolone on December 19, 2008, 09:43:56 PM
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/4967/prapempc2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: Naryar on December 20, 2008, 04:16:29 AM
^^ROFL OWNED^^
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: SpyGuy on December 20, 2008, 03:59:43 PM
Well, I know who not to sit next to at the gaming table in Vegas ......

What do you play, 5-Card or 7-card Stud, Draw Poker, or that wimpy Texas Hold'Em By The Throat and Stomp'Em??
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on October 27, 2009, 01:41:16 PM
BUMP!!!
 
I hate jokerstars.....not poker
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: Reier on October 27, 2009, 01:42:13 PM
huh
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on October 27, 2009, 01:46:30 PM
Quote from: Reier;75306
huh


I guess he likes playing poker, but has qualms with playing it on on Jokerstars.  I think I saw an ad for that once, it's an online poker website hosted offshore, outside the reach of US law, and can therefore get away with making the house win a disproportionate number of times.
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: Reier on October 27, 2009, 01:50:23 PM
huh
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: Serge on October 27, 2009, 03:03:19 PM
It's called PokerStars.

And we don't care about hwo much you did you lost / win in your online poker game. You;re an idiot for wasting your money on that.
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: GameKing3 on October 27, 2009, 10:49:03 PM
Ii play PKR Texas Hold Em, and since it's online against other people you don't have to worry about some rigged computer taking all your cash.
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: TriTon on October 27, 2009, 10:55:16 PM
huh
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: Naryar on October 28, 2009, 03:07:17 AM
huh
Title: I HATE POKER
Post by: kill343gs on October 28, 2009, 04:10:43 PM
I understand it may be in off topic, but even that's a little much guys... Try to add SOMETHING to the thread.
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 09, 2010, 09:22:59 PM
Quote
Your games are rigged, the hands are manipulated..........I know it, you know it.......maybe some day soon the world will know it.

 
Quote
Thank you for contacting PokerStars.
Regarding your suggestion that PokerStars rigs its games, that would be
pointless, as any analysis of the publicly available hand histories could
statistically demonstrate that the games were rigged. Players would
certainly not play anywhere where the games were proven to be unfair. This
is why hand histories are the ultimate safeguard for players, and ensure
that non-random, "rigged" software cannot be hidden by any means.
Of course we understand that a PokerStars employee telling players this may
be treated with cynicism, so our game software was analysed by the largest
consulting firm specializing in software security and quality, Cigital. They
reviewed PokerStars' game software and found it to be fair and random. You
may read their analysis at:
http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/rng/ (http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/rng/)
Additionally, PokerStars has dealt over 40 billion hands without any
evidence, from anyone, that our shuffle is unfair or anything but random.
If you are still concerned about PokerStars' games, why don't you examine
your results yourself? You can actually request your full hand history from
us and input it into some independent poker analysis software, such as
PokerTracker, PokerOffice, or Hold'em Manager (you can download free trials
if you wish). These programs can then show you easy-to-read reports covering
all your results, plus a large number of other statistics on the hands you
have been dealt, your play, and the play of your opponents. If you do this,
we know you will find that PokerStars deals a fair game.
I hope I have helped alleviate your concerns about the integrity of our
site. Best of luck at the tables, and thank you for choosing PokerStars.
Best Regards,
Danielius
PokerStars Support Team

 
Quote
Additionally, PokerStars has dealt over 40 billion hands without any
evidence, from anyone, that our shuffle is unfair or anything but random.
   
That is like one of those who done it detective shows when the guy gets caught and says "You can't prove that!"
 

If you are still concerned about PokerStars' games, why don't you examine
your results yourself? You can actually request your full hand history from
us and input it into some independent poker analysis software, such as
PokerTracker, PokerOffice, or Hold'em Manager
   
I have been playing regularly for 5-6 years and see your pattern......I don't need software that can't see the whole picture!
I will never put another nickel on your site, because I emailed you when I was in a Stud tournament and a guy had 5555333 to my 88877 (was from Buenos Aires....close to where you started out, probably a buddy of yours)....anyway, I used very foul language and since then it has been EVEN worse than it was before the email......I am 100% convinced you control every aspect of the games. Ever who wrote your software has it pretty well nailed now, and I noticed they were "testing" with the play money games a couple years ago, and now have it pretty well controlled.

Quote
On 8/8/2010 6:07 PM, PokerStars Support wrote:
Poker is a game of high variance (with a very large range of possible
results), in which every player will encounter periodical upswings and
downswings. It is inevitable that for some players these swings will occur
at the same time as other events, such as a software update, a chat
revocation, a chip rebuy, a cashout, or even an email to Support. Although
it may seem evident to some players that there is a link between such
events, the truth is that they are totally unrelated.
We only facilitate the game by dealing the cards in a fair, honest and
random manner. PokerStars has never influenced or altered the outcome of any
hand. Our shuffle algorithm has been tested by Cigital, the largest
consulting firm specialising in software security and quality, who found it
to be fair and random. You may read their analysis here:
http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/rng/ (http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/rng/)
As mentioned, plenty of independent studies have found the opposite to be
true. You may find just two of them here:
http://tinyurl.com/32ajma (http://tinyurl.com/32ajma)
http://tinyurl.com/2wu99w (http://tinyurl.com/2wu99w)
Note this is not PokerStars just saying "we are random", these are
independent reviews.
If you are still concerned about PokerStars' games, our offer to send you
your full hand history, so you may analyse it yourself or with the
assistance of some independent poker analysis software such as PokerTracker,
PokerOffice, or Hold'em Manager. Your own hand histories will clearly show
our shuffle is random.
Regards,
Nick H
PokerStars Support Team


 
Quote
My game updated last night, and even tho I thought you could not code me worse.....I was wrong.
Oh well at least you are not getting my money!
I KNOW, I KNOW......just a coincidence, PokerStars has never influenced or altered the outcome of any hand. :-*
Keep it up, I don't care anymore.
 

 

 
Look at what I found...THIS IS REAL!!!!!
 
 
(https://gametechmods.com/Pics/5_aces.jpg)

 
 
THIS GOD DAMN FORUM SOFTWARE SUCKS!!!
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: Serge on August 09, 2010, 09:31:24 PM
Then go to a casino and pay regular Poker, ACAMS.

(or write a poker bot)

Anyway, I lol'd at those 5 aces.

They probably don't rig their games... It's either bug, hackers (if it's possible..? I don't know their client-server architecture), or plain bad luck. I sometimes read codingthewheel.com, and the guy didn't seem to mention rigging anywhere. And if anyone knew, he would.
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 09, 2010, 09:35:19 PM
THIS SUCKS.......**** Simple Machines forums AND jokerstars!!!!!!!
 
 
I go to a casino every chance I get (and win, because it is not rigged) BUT I work 25-28 days a month so I have to play online.....I tell you it is rigged because they are not regulated!
 
 
qoute does not work.....img tag does not work **** SIMPLEMACHINES FORUM!!!!!
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 09, 2010, 09:38:22 PM
YES.....I AM ****ING PISSSSSSSSSED
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: Sparkey98 on August 09, 2010, 09:39:14 PM
At least it's not pro boards.
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: Serge on August 09, 2010, 09:40:54 PM
Hey ACAMS, if you want we can switch to my server and use other forum software... :D

Nah, SMF is fine... You could have used the code tag instead of the quote tag if the latter didn't work for some reason.
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 09, 2010, 09:41:08 PM
What did I do wrong?
 
Code: [Select]

[quote=ACAMS]
Your games are rigged, the hands are manipulated..........I know it, you know it.......maybe some day soon the world will know it.[/quote]
 
[quote=jokerstars]
Thank you for contacting PokerStars.
Regarding your suggestion that PokerStars rigs its games, that would be
pointless, as any analysis of the publicly available hand histories could
statistically demonstrate that the games were rigged. Players would
certainly not play anywhere where the games were proven to be unfair. This
is why hand histories are the ultimate safeguard for players, and ensure
that non-random, "rigged" software cannot be hidden by any means.
Of course we understand that a PokerStars employee telling players this may
be treated with cynicism, so our game software was analysed by the largest
consulting firm specializing in software security and quality, Cigital. They
reviewed PokerStars' game software and found it to be fair and random. You
may read their analysis at:
[url]http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/rng/[/url]
Additionally, PokerStars has dealt over 40 billion hands without any
evidence, from anyone, that our shuffle is unfair or anything but random.
If you are still concerned about PokerStars' games, why don't you examine
your results yourself? You can actually request your full hand history from
us and input it into some independent poker analysis software, such as
PokerTracker, PokerOffice, or Hold'em Manager (you can download free trials
if you wish). These programs can then show you easy-to-read reports covering
all your results, plus a large number of other statistics on the hands you
have been dealt, your play, and the play of your opponents. If you do this,
we know you will find that PokerStars deals a fair game.
I hope I have helped alleviate your concerns about the integrity of our
site. Best of luck at the tables, and thank you for choosing PokerStars.
Best Regards,
Danielius
PokerStars Support Team[/quote]
 
[quote=ACAMS]
Additionally, PokerStars has dealt over 40 billion hands without any
evidence, from anyone, that our shuffle is unfair or anything but random.
   
[color=red]That is like one of those who done it detective shows when the guy gets caught and says "You can't prove that!"[/color]
 
If you are still concerned about PokerStars' games, why don't you examine
your results yourself? You can actually request your full hand history from
us and input it into some independent poker analysis software, such as
PokerTracker, PokerOffice, or Hold'em Manager
   
[color=red]I have been playing regularly for 5-6 years and see your pattern......I don't need software that can't see the whole picture!
I will never put another nickel on your site, because I emailed you when I was in a Stud tournament and a guy had 5555333 to my 88877 (was from Buenos Aires....close to where you started out, probably a buddy of yours)....anyway, I used very foul language and since then it has been EVEN worse than it was before the email......I am 100% convinced you control every aspect of the games. Ever who wrote your software has it pretty well nailed now, and I noticed they were "testing" with the play money games a couple years ago, and now have it pretty well controlled.
[/color][/quote]
[quote=jokerstars]
On 8/8/2010 6:07 PM, PokerStars Support wrote:
Poker is a game of high variance (with a very large range of possible
results), in which every player will encounter periodical upswings and
downswings. It is inevitable that for some players these swings will occur
at the same time as other events, such as a software update, a chat
revocation, a chip rebuy, a cashout, or even an email to Support. Although
it may seem evident to some players that there is a link between such
events, the truth is that they are totally unrelated.
We only facilitate the game by dealing the cards in a fair, honest and
random manner. PokerStars has never influenced or altered the outcome of any
hand. Our shuffle algorithm has been tested by Cigital, the largest
consulting firm specialising in software security and quality, who found it
to be fair and random. You may read their analysis here:
[url]http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/rng/[/url]
As mentioned, plenty of independent studies have found the opposite to be
true. You may find just two of them here:
[url]http://tinyurl.com/32ajma[/url]
[url]http://tinyurl.com/2wu99w[/url]
Note this is not PokerStars just saying "we are random", these are
independent reviews.
If you are still concerned about PokerStars' games, our offer to send you
your full hand history, so you may analyse it yourself or with the
assistance of some independent poker analysis software such as PokerTracker,
PokerOffice, or Hold'em Manager. Your own hand histories will clearly show
our shuffle is random.
Regards,
Nick H
PokerStars Support Team
[/quote]
 
[quote=ACAMS]
My game updated last night, and even tho I thought you could not code me worse.....I was wrong.
Oh well at least you are not getting my money!
I KNOW, I KNOW......just a coincidence, PokerStars has never influenced or altered the outcome of any hand. :-*
Keep it up, I don't care anymore.[/quote] 
 
 
Look at what I found...THIS IS REAL!!!!!
 
 
[img]https://gametechmods.com/Pics/5_aces.jpg[/img]
 
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: Serge on August 09, 2010, 09:45:07 PM
SMF doesn't like when you quote a non-existing user after you quote an existing one. But it works fine if you ONLY quote one that doesn't exist. It's a software bug apparently. So if you attributed the quote to Sparkey98 instead of jokerstarts, it probably would have worked.
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on August 09, 2010, 11:33:51 PM
have you ever noticed that everything that rhymes with "Pokerstars" sounds like a really unappealing place to play poker?  There's Jokerstars as you pointed out, also Smokerstars, Choke-rstars, Croakerstars, and probably the most telling of all, Broke-rstars.
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 13, 2010, 11:32:38 PM
**** jokerstars in their manipulating ass!!!
 
The last hand was unbelievable.......rigged bullsh**!
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: Pwnator on August 13, 2010, 11:41:47 PM
Can't you just go to Full Tilt Poker instead of staying at Pokerstars? :P
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 14, 2010, 12:06:36 PM
I was so damn mad at what happened, and HOW it happened, that I forgot to take a pic of it before I closed my game.......and that made me even madder!!!
 
 
Can't you just go to Full Tilt Poker instead of staying at Pokerstars? :P

 
They don't have as many freerolls.......NO POKER SITE WILL EVER GET A NICKEL FROM ME!!!!
 
(but I want to get their nickel!!)
 
 
 
 
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: FOTEPX on August 14, 2010, 12:11:39 PM
Just play some bastard roulette and chill down, ACAMS. Roulette is more awesome than Poker anyways, never got the bastard game.

(Yes, I am a tiny bit pissed off, but only a little bit._
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: Daemon on August 14, 2010, 12:12:12 PM
Sh*t happens
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: GoldenFox93 on August 14, 2010, 12:13:51 PM
Blackjack?
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: Daemon on August 14, 2010, 12:21:31 PM
Once I lost 120k, I had 3 aces while my opponent full house
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 14, 2010, 12:49:33 PM
I have lost with AAAKK.........I have even lost with a straight flush to a bigger straight flush.
 
Jokerstars will enhance the hands to get you hooked on getting a monster hands
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: Daemon on August 14, 2010, 01:54:28 PM
I have lost with AAAKK.........I have even lost with a straight flush to a bigger straight flush.
 
Jokerstars will enhance the hands to get you hooked on getting a monster hands
yep
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 18, 2010, 07:03:49 PM
LOTS, AND LOTS of connections.....to much to be coincidence
 
These sites HAVE BEEN CAUGHT CHEATING....and if you read you see one was started in Costa Rica......JUST LIKE JOKERSTARS
 
One site caught cheating is regulated by the Kahnawake Gaming Commission.....an Indian Reservation in Canada that SO-CALLED regulated Full Tilt Poker....the site I am playing a manipulated tournament in right now.
 
There is more.....tournament is back off break....GTG.
 
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=poker+sites+caught+cheating&fp=50a3675e57f91e91 (http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=poker+sites+caught+cheating&fp=50a3675e57f91e91)
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: J on August 18, 2010, 07:12:00 PM
ACAMS, methinks your hatred of Poker, via online games, might be a result of bad programing.

I was playing Wc10 the other day(Yugioh game, so sue me) and every now and then I get an opening hand thats just ridiculous/rigged pattern.
My opening hands, when this happens, usually are along the lines of: Spell A, Trap B, Monster C, another copy of Trap B, Another copy of Spell A.
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 18, 2010, 07:18:11 PM
Are you related to Sparkey?
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: J on August 18, 2010, 07:23:19 PM
Are you related to Sparkey?
My last reply was stupid, I know.

But automated shuffle mechanics ocasionaly prove to be flawed.
You cant really help it.
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 18, 2010, 07:46:01 PM
WHAT IN HELL HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH THE COCK SUCKERS CHEATING PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY???????
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: Noodle on August 19, 2010, 03:37:28 AM
Is it not playing really that much of an unthinkable course of action?
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 20, 2010, 04:16:40 PM
I have been playing On Tilt again, since jokerstars has been ****ing me to tears (I will get a pic of both games side-by-side so you can see the simularities) and have taken bad beat after bad beat....unbelievable sh**....I never even get close to getting in the money for unbelievable bad beats.
 
This guy went ALL-IN (3) three...THREE times in a row, and the FORTH time he went all in I had pocket 10's......he had A's
Flop can KAA......HE HIT QUAD A'S......BULLsh**........RIGGED MOTHER****ER!!!!
 
(https://gametechmods.com/Pics/royal****ing.jpg)
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: Sparkey98 on August 20, 2010, 04:19:28 PM
http://casino-games.pogo.com/games/free-online-poker (http://casino-games.pogo.com/games/free-online-poker)
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 20, 2010, 04:51:18 PM
They are eerily similar!
 
 
(https://gametechmods.com/Pics/thesame.jpg)
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 20, 2010, 05:36:53 PM
****ed to tears again!!!
 
(https://gametechmods.com/Pics/Capture_08202010_173409.jpg)
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: Sparkey98 on August 20, 2010, 05:38:38 PM
http://casino-games.pogo.com/games/free-online-poker (http://casino-games.pogo.com/games/free-online-poker)
Just play on Pogo, that's what I do. They never screwed me.
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 20, 2010, 06:23:34 PM
Because it is a stupid childs game
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: Sparkey98 on August 20, 2010, 06:30:21 PM
What's the difference? can you actually bet in Pokerstars?
Title: Re: I HATE POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 20, 2010, 07:56:51 PM
Real money free rolls...the bastards owe me. I won MILLIONS in play money, because they let me.....SO I put real money on their site and was INSTANTLY ****ED TO TEARS........the cheating bastards OWE ME!!!
 
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 21, 2010, 08:39:20 PM
This just happened at On Tilt Poker (rigged just as bad as jokerstars)
 
This is the very first hand...
As usual, I am either first to act, or in the big blind....this time I was first to act. (rigged bullsh**)
First hand there is ALWAY a moron going all-in with nothing......I had 99 (VERY good hand)
I smooth call, and a guy with A-5 calls.....then on around to the MORON with 6-3......he goes ALL-IN.....
I was waithing for it and call instantly.....the guy with A-5 calls too..
 
As you KNOW, there are only four 5's in a deck.....and the A-5 guy hit TWO ****ING MORE to knock me out first hand......MANIPULATED BULLsh**.......and it got worse since I emailed the cheating, manipulating game rigging cocksuckers and accused them of manipulating the game! (they were afraid to respond back tho....chicken sh** cock suckers too)
 
I always win when I play REAL poker, and have a big bag of money in my console from the other night at work  when we had a big job and another company was on location. They had a hydraulic manifold on location and ran it from an enclosed trailer....well they messed up and invited us to a poker game in the trailer and I broke two of them.
When I go to the casinos I always win too.
 
ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED AND MANIPULATED!!!!
 
(https://gametechmods.com/Pics/firsthand****ing.jpg)
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Somebody on August 21, 2010, 08:49:03 PM
Then sell some of your land to some Indians, on the terms that they build a casino. Win all of their money, ride off into the sunset with bags of money, find a computer in the sunset, AND DELETE JOKERSTARS, AND ALL THE OTHER GODDAMN POKER SITES FROM YOUR FAVORITES AND NEVER GO TO THEM AGAIN.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 21, 2010, 08:59:07 PM
This site would die if I didn't rant about rigged poker and an inept moron for a president!
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Somebody on August 21, 2010, 09:05:35 PM
No no no I think this site would be fine. Just trust me on this one. I've got a gut feeling about it...
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Serge on August 21, 2010, 09:07:40 PM
ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED AND MANIPULATED!!!!

Then why do you still play it if you think that is the case?
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: GroudonRobotWars on August 21, 2010, 09:24:12 PM
ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED AND MANIPULATED!!!!

Then why do you still play it if you think that is the case?
I think Serge is right
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 21, 2010, 09:26:16 PM
ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED AND MANIPULATED!!!!

Then why do you still play it if you think that is the case?

 
Bored to tears......then get ****ed to tears playing poker.
My job is very boring, and I have to do something.....if I watch TV for more than 3-4 hours a day I get REAL mad.
I just get a little irritated at rigged poker sites.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Serge on August 21, 2010, 09:29:16 PM
I see.

(maybe you should read reddit.com, it's my ultimate productivity killer)
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Sparkey98 on August 21, 2010, 09:32:51 PM
Any creepypasta on reddit?
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Serge on August 21, 2010, 09:42:31 PM
Any creepypasta on reddit?

Uhm, no? It's not Digg, there's actually some intelligent discussions on there.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Sparkey98 on August 21, 2010, 09:43:21 PM
And that's how Ik now it's a quality site.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: J on August 21, 2010, 09:45:40 PM
ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED AND MANIPULATED!!!!

Then why do you still play it if you think that is the case?

 
Bored to tears......then get ****ed to tears playing poker.
My job is very boring, and I have to do something.....if I watch TV for more than 3-4 hours a day I get REAL mad.
I just get a little irritated at rigged poker sites.
Methinks ACAMS might have to find a different hobby, that isn't Poker-related.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Sparkey98 on August 21, 2010, 09:46:24 PM
Chess is fun  :gawe:
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: JoeBlo on August 21, 2010, 11:20:44 PM
Bored to tears......then get ****ed to tears playing poker.
My job is very boring, and I have to do something.....if I watch TV for more than 3-4 hours a day I get REAL mad.
I just get a little irritated at rigged poker sites.

Play more RA2 dammit :P

this thread always makes me think of this

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=the-poker-tournament&videoId=247970 (http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=the-poker-tournament&videoId=247970)
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 30, 2010, 01:18:55 PM
Classic ****ing by jokerstars
 
I raise preflop......one guy calls....flop is 778.....he checks....I go all-in with 10-10......HE CALLS with crapass J-10.....NOTHING
 
 
 
 
Turn is J.........river is J
 
 
Look at his comment in the second pic......like he knew what was coming.....he has a yellow avatar too, like I have never seen.
 
manipulated bullsh**
 

Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Naryar on August 30, 2010, 01:40:36 PM
Play more RA2 dammit :P

That is wise counseling, ACAMS.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: powerrave on August 30, 2010, 01:58:09 PM
if it annoys you so much, then stop playing poker when you know this stuff can happen.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 30, 2010, 02:05:09 PM
I am not samrt enuf to kwit.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: powerrave on August 30, 2010, 02:19:23 PM
what am i supposed to think about you now. ... :/
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Sparkey98 on August 30, 2010, 02:23:14 PM
So I'm technically smarter than ACAMS now :mrgreen:
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: GroudonRobotWars on August 30, 2010, 02:27:28 PM
So I'm technically smarter than ACAMS now :mrgreen:
I don't think you should say that
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Naryar on August 31, 2010, 02:35:59 AM
So I'm technically smarter than ACAMS now :mrgreen:

...no.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 31, 2010, 02:36:03 AM
BULLsh**
 
I would not say anything if this happened every once in  a while.....but it happens more than not!!!
 
MANIPULATED BULLsh**!!!
 
(https://gametechmods.com/Pics/ontilt****ing.jpg)


The games are rigged, the hands are manipulated.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: NFX on August 31, 2010, 08:50:58 AM
You won twice earlier on in that shot.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on August 31, 2010, 10:44:23 AM
That is what I am mad about.......I am supposed to win EVERY HAND!!!
 
 
Actually, the donk called the ALL-IN with Q-9 and hit twice!
 
 
REAL poker players don't call all their chips off with Q-9 offsuite.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: GoldenFox93 on August 31, 2010, 10:47:54 AM
If Jokerstars angers you so much, have you tried another online gambling site?
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: powerrave on August 31, 2010, 11:46:25 AM
or go to a real casino.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on September 07, 2010, 07:26:14 PM
Had 135,000 chips at 3rd, or 4th break....anyway there were only 160+/- players left and I was sure I was going to get in the money (top 72 players) but break came and their code was enabled to screw me to tears.....I went nearly 2 more hours with bad beat after bad beat....and I could see what was happening so I only played quality hands with a good flop!
 
I am 100% convinced jokerstars is rigged!!
 
 
72 places paid!!
 
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: GroudonRobotWars on September 07, 2010, 07:32:57 PM
Then why do you play there
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on September 07, 2010, 07:53:10 PM
We have already discussed that....it is because I am stupid!
 
 
And it is there.....not their.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: GroudonRobotWars on September 07, 2010, 09:14:36 PM
Then why do you play there
Fixed
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: powerrave on September 08, 2010, 10:46:27 AM
We have already discussed that....it is because I am stupid!
or just try to be stupid... i hope that at some point you will learn that constantly playing poker will get you nowhere.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on November 07, 2010, 01:46:23 AM
jokerstars suspended my chat for a month now......I called too many manipulated hands right........cock sucking, game rigging manipulating piece of sh** cock sucking bastards!
 
It is funny that everybody....even the pentagon has been hacked, but never those online rigged ass poker sites!
You don't think they kill the ones they can't buy off do you?.....YOU KNOW they have been hacked! they steal BILLIONS....they can afford to pay to have hackers killed.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: powerrave on November 07, 2010, 04:37:29 AM
is it really that time again?

really, don't like Pokerstars? then go to another poker site of whatever. don't like those either? then get some friends and a poker night IRL. don't like that either? then don't play poker.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on November 11, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
http://www.pokerology.com/poker-school/seven-card-stud/math-odds-probability/ (http://www.pokerology.com/poker-school/seven-card-stud/math-odds-probability/)
 
 
 
 
http://myfolderz.com/Poker/Qvs3.jpg (http://myfolderz.com/Poker/Qvs3.jpg)
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Naryar on November 12, 2010, 03:33:16 AM
Of course poker is rigged, and of course the probability of you winning is low. They WANT to take away your money and it's normal.

And four queens is better than four threes, no ?
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on November 17, 2010, 10:36:13 PM
This happens EVERY SINGLE TIME i go all-in......
They call it a bad beat.....I call it rigged poker!
 
 
(http://myfolderz.com/Poker/everydamntime.jpg)
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Daemon on November 18, 2010, 05:19:24 AM
I know this situation:D
It often happens
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on December 01, 2010, 07:58:52 PM
SEE ABOVE POST......rigged mother****er!!!
 
 
A donk from Spain (coded to win on Ontilt) was going ALL-IN every god damn hand.....I called with the best hand.....the donk called with sh** and hit a flush.
 
(http://myfolderz.com/rigedpoker/rigged%20on%20tilt.jpg)
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Naryar on December 02, 2010, 02:02:54 AM
As I see it ACAMS, the guy has a flush. It's stronger than a simple pair of jacks. Not rigged.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: powerrave on December 02, 2010, 12:51:47 PM
i see it! ACAMS is just a sore loser =D
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on December 02, 2010, 02:16:18 PM
As I see it ACAMS, the guy has a flush. It's stronger than a simple pair of jacks. Not rigged.

We were BOTH all-in BEFORE the flop moron!......he went ALL-IN preflop with crapass K-5
He was about an 90% dog.....almost no chance to win the hand. (in REAL poker)
 
i see it! ACAMS is just a sore loser =D

You would be too if that happened 99 out of 100 hands!
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: powerrave on December 02, 2010, 03:16:53 PM
if you're not losing actual money with it, it is nothing more then a simple game.
and maybe the bad luck is just a sign to make you quit. i don't know, but if your not losing real money there, your just overreacting. nothing more, nothing less.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on December 02, 2010, 07:14:36 PM
If YOU like getting cheated, then you are a god damn moron, and EVERYBODY will butt**** you if you are that damn weak!

I don't like getting cheated......money involved or not.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: powerrave on December 03, 2010, 09:05:33 AM
sure being cheated on is annoying. it ruins the fun of a game. i do hope you keep in mind that in poker, there is also a lot of luck involved. if someone there is luck, or you are just very unlucky, then you'll find stuff happening you wouldn't even want to believe.

also keep in mind that you are not 'god-like' here. it's just a game and everyone has the same chances there.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on December 09, 2010, 01:03:41 AM
I am so god damn mad I can't see straight!
 
I have been taking pics of ontilt rigged ass bullsh** (which is worse than jokerstars) and the last couple games I got so damn mad I exited before I took a pic.
 
AND AS USUAL......last game I had AA went ALL-IN BEFORE THE GOD DAMN FLOP.......dick head calls with A-2
 
2 on flop.......2 on turn.......I lose as I do 99.9999% of the time if I all in....... (WHAT ****ING PISSSSSSSSSSSSEESSSSS ME OFFFF MOST....I CLOSED BEFORE THE PIC) ANYBODY dumb enough to put their real money on ANY online site is a moron and ****ing idiot!  ( :embarr )
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Stagfish on December 09, 2010, 01:21:30 AM
Can we see the pics :D
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on December 09, 2010, 01:31:06 AM
I have hundreds and can post a link to the folder, but some will need to be explained......like all-in PF or whatev.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on December 11, 2010, 03:25:46 PM
All in BEFORE the flop with AA and donk calls with 98 offsuite.........this happens EVERY damn time.....not some of the time.....not most of the time, but EVERY GOD DAMN TIME.......the games are rigged, the hands are manipulated 100% with out doubt.
 
 
(http://myfolderz.com/rigedpoker/Ontilt-once%20again.jpg)
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Meganerdbomb on December 11, 2010, 03:40:12 PM
Maybe you shouldn't go all-in before the flop?
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on December 11, 2010, 04:02:54 PM
Not on that rigged mother****er!!!!!
 
AA is the best hand possible.....there is no better, and if you limp then you have 3-4 players to out draw you.
The proper way to play AA is all in, and sometimes I try different things.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 11, 2010, 04:03:50 PM
I see you've sent in the chopper to deal with it?
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Stagfish on December 11, 2010, 04:04:15 PM
Why dont you just play poker in real life?
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Naryar on December 11, 2010, 08:26:45 PM
Too much anger issues :P
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Scorpion on December 12, 2010, 04:43:17 AM
Why don't you learn to cheat it yourself ACAMS  :evilsmile:
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on December 25, 2010, 09:41:58 AM
You know how I can NEVER win with pocket A's
 
well others can't lose
 
(http://myfolderz.com/Poker/rnd2fn1.jpg)
 
 
 
then all in with 888...........AND, another royal ****ing.
 
(http://myfolderz.com/Poker/rnd2fn2.jpg)
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Naryar on December 25, 2010, 10:03:07 AM
Hey ACAMS, do you pay any money for playing ? (I don't think so, but unsure) And if not, can you possibly play with people who play for money ?

I would not be surprised if they rig their games in favor of their cash cow customers.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on December 25, 2010, 10:24:49 AM
Hey ACAMS, do you pay any money for playing ?

 
HELL NO......but I did years ago, before I found out they rig the games. I won MILLIONS in play money and was dumb enough to put my real money on 2 of the sites.......THEY PROMPLY STOLE IT!
I am now coded so bad that I can't win play money with beginners playing like morons!
 
 
I would not be surprised if they rig their games in favor of their cash cow customers.

They rig their games in favor of themselves, and YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THEY PLAY KNOWING THEY WILL TAKE DOWN THE CASH!!!!!!!
 
I play freerolls, and it is for real money games like the one I just played, BUT I AM CODED SO BAD I WILL NEVER WIN A NICKEL!
 
I am at work and can't leave (yes, I know it is Christmas) or I would not even be playing. They are foreign and don't do Christmas.
 
Some day they WILL pay!........I hope they die in prison with a dick up their ass!!!!
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Sparkey98 on December 25, 2010, 10:55:51 AM
Who? the poker site or or your job?
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Scorpion on December 25, 2010, 11:29:29 AM
I imagine that his job's already paying him, otherwise he'd have probably stopped working for them.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on December 26, 2010, 05:10:16 PM
You should play real poker ACAMS :P

I just one 40 monies against my family, and I'm 12.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on February 08, 2011, 02:39:52 AM
It only took 5 years!
 
 
(https://gametechmods.com/Pics/Winnnar.jpg)
 
 
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on February 08, 2011, 07:47:08 AM
It only took 5 years!
 
 
(https://gametechmods.com/Pics/Winnnar.jpg)


HOW IS SUCH A THING POSSIBLE? :bigO:
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: powerrave on February 08, 2011, 08:20:58 AM
what is this haxory!? YOU WON!?
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on March 20, 2011, 05:35:33 PM
ALL IN before the flop.....two of the three only had one out...the other was a real dog!.........as you would know......the ONE AND ONLY hit on the flop.


(http://myfolderz.com/rigedpoker/1-out-hit.jpg)
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: GroudonRobotWars on March 20, 2011, 05:43:28 PM
So did you win or lose.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Jack Daniels on March 20, 2011, 07:14:02 PM
So did you win or lose.

He lost. Full house beat his two pair.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on March 21, 2011, 10:44:23 PM
Well I finally used my $33 satellite ticket in a $10,000 real money game....here is how the cock suckers stole it!




I bet my ass off with AA and the guy (probably one of them on the server) called with ****ing J-8..........you guessed it, J on flop....8 on turn and 8 on river.




(http://myfolderz.com/rigedpoker/AAandout.jpg)




It does not make me feel better, but I let the cock suckers have it real good, and some day I only wish I get a chance to really get them!
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Kujii on March 21, 2011, 10:56:51 PM
: (

Your misfortune in poker makes me love you; Makes you feel so Human and un-Admin like.

*hugs ACAMS*
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on March 22, 2011, 11:43:54 PM
All in before the flop.....donk calls with A-7 OFFSUITE.......don't pay attention to my comment...I really didn't mean it......THE GOD DAMN HELL I DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!

(http://myfolderz.com/rigedpoker/anotherKK****ing.jpg)
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Kujii on March 22, 2011, 11:52:10 PM
Acams and his Poker, a love triangle of 2 suits.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Jack Daniels on March 23, 2011, 11:05:18 AM
Acams and his Poker, a love triangle of 2 suits.

More like an affair.

He should get back into building bots.  He's better at it.  I would imagine it is more relaxing as well.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on April 17, 2011, 12:23:15 PM

Well they got busted!
They did not get charged with rigging the games like I know damn well they should have, but they got busted!


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42613518/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42613518/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/)




Says they get 1/3 or more off the top with what they call "rake"     (then they steal the rest!)


https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&pid=explorer&chrome=true&srcid=0B6sKjUYL3e6LZGM0Y2I3ODAtMmM3MC00Mjc2LWE4OGYtNDZhYWNmYzUwM2U3&hl=en&authkey=CJ6Jmu0C (https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&pid=explorer&chrome=true&srcid=0B6sKjUYL3e6LZGM0Y2I3ODAtMmM3MC00Mjc2LWE4OGYtNDZhYWNmYzUwM2U3&hl=en&authkey=CJ6Jmu0C)
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on September 20, 2011, 07:59:04 PM
Crooked bastards


http://news.yahoo.com/u-calls-online-poker-global-ponzi-scheme-185228376.html (http://news.yahoo.com/u-calls-online-poker-global-ponzi-scheme-185228376.html)


Now they need to go get Carbon Poker and it's crooks
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Enigm@ on September 20, 2011, 08:00:31 PM
aaaaaaaaw, no story aboot how Jokerstars is rigged ?
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: kill343gs on September 20, 2011, 08:01:04 PM
have you been gambling away my paycheck again?
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on September 20, 2011, 08:12:46 PM
aaaaaaaaw, no story aboot how Jokerstars is rigged ?


DUMBASS moron idiot (that was ugly of me) .... look at the post right before that one, the FBI already tore them a new ass .... they are no longer crooks .. hehehehehe


have you been gambling away my paycheck again?



I don't gamble, and I DAMN sure don't put my money on a rigged site
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: kill343gs on September 20, 2011, 08:22:54 PM
then i guess they must have got lost in the mail! i'll PM you my paypal instead
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on September 20, 2011, 08:35:21 PM
I hate to be prejudiced, I really do, but is it possible that all online poker sites are rigged?
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Meganerdbomb on September 20, 2011, 08:51:17 PM
I hate to be prejudiced, I really do, but is it possible that all online poker sites are rigged?
More like, is it possible that any are not rigged? Amiright? It's just like the casinos. The house always wins.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on September 20, 2011, 09:00:03 PM
Once you know how they deceive you in roulette, you're pretty much turned off to gambling forever
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Meganerdbomb on September 20, 2011, 09:19:36 PM
Once you know how they deceive you in roulette, you're pretty much turned off to gambling forever
Roulette is like the most rigged of all casino games.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on September 20, 2011, 09:22:14 PM
But paradoxically, it offers the bets odds.
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Enigm@ on September 20, 2011, 09:22:26 PM
I'm such a noob at poker. i barely grasp the concept of five-card draw. :P
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: ACAMS on September 20, 2011, 09:33:14 PM
I hate to be prejudiced, I really do, but is it possible that all online poker sites are rigged?


#1 - It is a COMPUTER game
#2 - Computer games are VERY easy to manipulate, just a few lines of code and the site owner can control EVERY aspect of the game
#3 - They are not regulated
#4 - They can steal your money and there is not a damn thing you can do about it
#5 - They can steal MILLIONS and call it a bad beat
Now for the most important question of all
#5 - Who do you know that would not cheat and steal millions knowing they can't be caught and it is as simple as writing a few lines of code (hell, it is those damn Americans money anyway ... **** them)
Title: Re: I HATE RIGGED POKER
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on September 20, 2011, 09:43:46 PM
Damn, I forgot, you can't always communicate sarcasm through typing.


Anyways, online gambling is just like any other drug - the trade is just too big for you to do anything about, apart from shake your head in disgust and watch all the addicts fritter their savings away.


I'm assuming that you're "over" it, as you didn't post any screencaps of a recent poker excursion.