How to become more social?

[smashysmashy]

Now the argument has shifted to curly hair?

Nicely done guys.

Plus it sticks out without the disgusting hairgel :>

Argh, hair gel. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's that.

I also can't stand people who drink diet sodas and act like stereotypical English men.

*Pulls out the Ebony Blade*

Prepare to die.

^If no-one gets the underlying reference to TESV, and killing friendlies with the Ebony Blade, I will hang myself*

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Plus it sticks out without the disgusting hairgel :>

Argh, hair gel. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's that.

I also can't stand people who drink diet sodas and act like stereotypical English men.

What's he ever done to you, huh?

[doublestrand]

Plus it sticks out without the disgusting hairgel :>

Argh, hair gel. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's that.

I also can't stand people who drink diet sodas and act like stereotypical English men.

What's he ever done to you, huh?

So you hating on us typical British people now :L

give me a moment wile I facepalm

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Plus it sticks out without the disgusting hairgel :>

Argh, hair gel. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's that.

I also can't stand people who drink diet sodas and act like stereotypical English men.

What's he ever done to you, huh?

So you hating on us typical British people now :L

give me a moment wile I facepalm

You quoted the wrong post, Sherlock

[Meganerdbomb]

ITT: Losers who have not said more than three words to a woman at one time (excluding family members).

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

ITT: Losers who have not said more than three words to a woman at one time (excluding family members).

I AM a woman

[Meganerdbomb]

It doesn't count if you're a dyke.

[doublestrand]

he knows where its aimed... or should

You can identify loser that easily can't you MNB 

[Naryar]

ITT : 2 frustrated kids who have no idea what they're talking about.

Some women are indeed bitches or unreasonable, and they deserve to be punched or told exactly how dumb they are, if punching isn't a wise thing to do at the moment. But some are much more patient and nice and well intentioned. There, violence is not the answer, but discussion and diplomacy. Some are between the two extremes.

[Meganerdbomb]

Despite the ridiculous amounts of time I spend on the Internet, I'm actualy quite well ajusted and have about an equal number of male and female friends.

[Scrap Daddy]

itt : hopelessness

Yes some chicks are bitches but thats why you boink and bounce. The non-bitches are the ones you associate yourself with.

[Chaosmancer]

Social life gets better if you actually find people with your interests. In primary school, I was shunned, hated, and played games. In secondary school, I was shunned, hated, played games, and stopped giving a ****. In college I am on a course where people share my interests. In all honesty, most girls I have met have been bitches who wear too much make-up, and therefore look like a Magikarp. On the other hand, I have met and talked to some nice girls. I have been betrayed by a girl, but I didn't really have the ability to be angry at her, and I have had the same girlfriend twice. [/lifestoryinaparagraph]

To be honest, stopping caring seems to have worked for me, being silent and avoiding everyone worked well enough. Although I don't like how I turned out, you should try listening to conversations of your peers and trying to find some way to cut in with something funny or relevant.

As for the whole 'women are backstabbing traitorous bitches', I have been backstabbed more times by men than women. As for the whole money thing, more men have asked me for money than women. As for the marry-divorce  thing, I doubt that there are that many gold digging whores out there.

Curly hair has the power to make afros, and afros are rather awesome.

I have only noticed hair gel being worn by chavs who spend more time looking in the bathroom mirror and sorting their hair out than they do going for a piss, and use the hand dryer for drying hair more than hands.

[TeamXtreemer]

ITT: Losers who have not said more than three words to a woman at one time (excluding family members).

I AM a woman

I've had a few girlfriends, I just don't like most women.

[haz]

heh, im shunned and hated my most i kinda get why- different hair, hatered of sport, i dont drink, smoke or have an eating disorder, apart from a minor tea and biscuits adiction. but f*ck em, i found a large group of people who tollerate, if not acept me (dare i say like?) thourgh building robots, the antweight comunity welcomed another nutter with open arms.
im a grumpy sod at the best of times, and now the people i spend most of my time with are also grumpy and disliked my normal people.
just see how you go.

on the subject of hair, hair is like a hat you dont have to take off. if you contantly bugger around with it will fall off.
leave it uncombed, long and trampish like moi.

[Natef]

What does "ITT" stand for?

[TeamXtreemer]

What does "ITT" stand for?

in this thread

[madman3]

When on the receiving end of insults, make light of it so it's more of a joke for yourself as well. This should make you more approachable and seem less fazed by insults, which helps with getting generally better liked.

Generally when around girls/women I attempt to be friendly but not too open as it leads to an uneasy state.

[lloopp D lloopp]

Get a job. Bitches love a guy with a little cash.

Women = backstabbing blood-suckers. Who marry people for their money, and divorce to get the other half of your money, then marry someone even richer.

Yeah, bitches be crazy

[madman3]

Most guys at my school are complete jerks, so I generally prefer the company of the more reasonable girls at my school, although I am currently friends with a hyperactive Batman fangirl (it's a STRANGE world).

Key thing is to make light of a lot of things. Maybe I'm just naturally un-confrontational (save for with friends, where I'm aware I can enforce my opinion if I really consider it valuable), but it really has helped me.

[Chaosmancer]

When on the receiving end of insults, make light of it so it's more of a joke for yourself as well. This should make you more approachable and seem less fazed by insults, which helps with getting generally better liked.

I tried that, they told me to stop searching for pity, or said 'we're laughing at you, not with you' or their other favourite was stopping laughing when I started, and saying 'it's not funny', and then walking off, just shutting up, or proceeding to insult me in some other way, still retaining their previous hatred. There was only one reason I ended up with a shred of respect at the end, and that was because of me playing blood knuckles, and not whining about the pain, even with my right hand being completely mashed up. And then there was the game of extreme rock paper scissors which only ended because the tutor made it.