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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #40 on: March 05, 2012, 11:37:07 AM »
whats a girl
It's a strange variation of man that has something called tits and lacks a cock
So the rumors of them having vaginas are false then?
You try pulling off your cock and see how much of a hole is created
But the testicles remain somehow.
Damn, my sack got ripped from pulling off my cock and they fell on the ground.  :(
Congratulations sir, you now officially have no balls
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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #41 on: March 05, 2012, 11:41:08 AM »
whats a girl
It's a strange variation of man that has something called tits and lacks a cock
So the rumors of them having vaginas are false then?
You try pulling off your cock and see how much of a hole is created
But the testicles remain somehow.
Damn, my sack got ripped from pulling off my cock and they fell on the ground.  :(
Congratulations sir, you now officially have no balls
I feel like I should go to the doctor because there is a lot of blood on the ground.

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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #42 on: March 05, 2012, 11:44:42 AM »
You do that. Or die trying. Depends on how quick you are
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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #43 on: March 05, 2012, 11:45:09 AM »
whats a girl
It's a strange variation of man that has something called tits and lacks a cock
So the rumors of them having vaginas are false then?
You try pulling off your cock and see how much of a hole is created
But the testicles remain somehow.
Damn, my sack got ripped from pulling off my cock and they fell on the ground.  :(
Congratulations sir, you now officially have no balls
I feel like I should go to the doctor because there is a lot of blood on the ground.
Nah, that's normal for a girl. Just put a towel or something up there and it'll be fine.

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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #44 on: March 05, 2012, 11:46:36 AM »
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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #45 on: March 05, 2012, 12:11:49 PM »
You are all forgetting the most important thing about females.

The sandwiches.

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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #46 on: March 05, 2012, 12:12:35 PM »
You are all forgetting the most important thing about females.

The sandwiches.
Sandwiches are gross, so I never learned to make them
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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #47 on: March 05, 2012, 12:13:04 PM »
You are all forgetting the most important thing about females.

The sandwiches.
Sex < Sandwiches < Sex while she's making a sandwich (untill the sandwich ends up being of poor quality)

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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #48 on: March 05, 2012, 03:15:18 PM »
You are all forgetting the most important thing about females.

The sandwiches.
Sex < Sandwiches < Sex while she's making a sandwich (untill the sandwich ends up being of poor quality)
I will never eat a sandwich with mayonnaise in again....

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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #49 on: March 05, 2012, 03:17:56 PM »
You are all forgetting the most important thing about females.

The sandwiches.
Sex < Sandwiches < Sex while she's making a sandwich (untill the sandwich ends up being of poor quality)
I will never eat a sandwich with mayonnaise in again....
Oh god...

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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #50 on: March 05, 2012, 04:48:58 PM »
Sandwiches = awful.
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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #51 on: March 06, 2012, 01:18:39 AM »
Sandwiches are Good, especially when I make one.

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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #52 on: March 06, 2012, 02:10:41 AM »
Sandwiches are Good, especially when I make one.
We all know that's a fallacy. Where did 123 pit that picture?
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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #53 on: March 06, 2012, 03:09:37 AM »
Sandwiches are Good, especially when I make one.
We all know that's a fallacy.
You've never tasted one.

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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #54 on: March 06, 2012, 05:55:15 AM »
Sandwiches are Good, especially when I make one.
We all know that's a fallacy.
You've never tasted one.
I hate sandwiches, so saying that is pointless
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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #55 on: March 06, 2012, 11:07:32 AM »
Sandwiches are Good, especially when I make one.
We all know that's a fallacy.
You've never tasted one.
I hate sandwiches, so saying that is pointless
I prefer toasties.

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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #56 on: March 06, 2012, 11:08:39 AM »
Sandwiches are Good, especially when I make one.
We all know that's a fallacy.
You've never tasted one.
I hate sandwiches, so saying that is pointless
I prefer toasties.
Toasties are marvelous things, as long as you have some tomato in there.

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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #57 on: March 06, 2012, 11:10:31 AM »
Sandwiches are Good, especially when I make one.
We all know that's a fallacy.
You've never tasted one.
I hate sandwiches, so saying that is pointless
I prefer toasties.
Toasties are marvelous things, as long as you have some tomato in there.
Ew tomato...

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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #58 on: March 06, 2012, 11:13:26 AM »
Sandwiches are Good, especially when I make one.
We all know that's a fallacy.
You've never tasted one.
I hate sandwiches, so saying that is pointless
I prefer toasties.
Toasties are marvelous things, as long as you have some tomato in there.
Ew tomato...
Needs cheese and as much meat as you can cram into it to be a good toastie.

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Re: Girlfriends
« Reply #59 on: March 06, 2012, 11:25:02 AM »
Sandviches are excellent.



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