Funny stuff thats happened to you

[Velocity EVO]

I think we should make this thread to be happy opposite of the other one

Now lets see.... My mate secretly recorded me doing my Cornholio impression from Beavis and Butthead. Quite funny actually

[lloopp D lloopp]

Whenever my dad does his Stacey Solomon impression.

[Velocity EVO]

Whenever my dad does his Stacey Solomon impression.

You have aquired the seal of WIN!

4 years ago i was on a plane with my family and my brother CRAPPED himself, he was panicing, i was secretly laughing to myself. But the joke was on me at the end of the holiday.... but thats another story. Ask if ya want

[J24]

Why was the joke on you?

[Gazea2]

Today in Drama, we were practicing a Cinderella pantomime. Useless was working in a different group to me. We weren't given a script; we had to make up the lines ourselves. In the first scene, Cinderella was meant to be working and the Ugly Sisters complaining about the house being dirty but Useless decided to do something different.

He sat down and went, "Hello. I am a poor girl called Cinderella. My parents died in a car crash when I was 5 and I have been adopted by my Ugly Sisters. If you give just £5 a month, you could help a girl to live her dream. Just £5 a month. Please, help me. Call, 0800 (SPAM STOPPER) 00 1067. That's 0800 (SPAM STOPPER) 00 1067. Please."

We were LOLing. :D

(He didn't say spam stopper. That was just put there so the phone numbers didn't appear as an actual phone number to stop spambots from phoning them or getting there details.)

[Velocity EVO]

Cos on the last day in Spain. The manhole cover near the shop had leaked the night before and spilled onto the path, the grass and the road. There was raw sewege and stuff. I thought if i went into the road = dead. I did not want to walk on the grass and get me feet covered up in dog Sh*t and stuff. So i jumped over the sewaged bit of the path. My foot slipped into it, i think you know how this ends

[J24]

Go on...  XD

[Velocity EVO]

And i slipped into it on my back.

Nuff said

[Gazea2]

Today in Drama, we were practicing a Cinderella pantomime. Useless was working in a different group to me. We weren't given a script; we had to make up the lines ourselves. In the first scene, Cinderella was meant to be working and the Ugly Sisters complaining about the house being dirty but Useless decided to do something different.

He sat down and went, "Hello. I am a poor girl called Cinderella. My parents died in a car crash when I was 5 and I have been adopted by my Ugly Sisters. If you give just £5 a month, you could help a girl to live her dream. Just £5 a month. Please, help me. Call, 0800 (SPAM STOPPER) 00 1067. That's 0800 (SPAM STOPPER) 00 1067. Please."

We were LOLing. :D

(He didn't say spam stopper. That was just put there so the phone numbers didn't appear as an actual phone number to stop spambots from phoning them or getting there details.)

 

[GoldenFox93]

Cos on the last day in Spain. The manhole cover near the shop had leaked the night before and spilled onto the path, the grass and the road. There was raw sewege and stuff. I thought if i went into the road = dead. I did not want to walk on the grass and get me feet covered up in dog Sh*t and stuff. So i jumped over the sewaged bit of the path. My foot slipped into it, i think you know how this ends

Ouch...I'll bet you'll have needed a Black Five on the scene, pulling a wagon with a powerful water cannon   
 
EDIT: Good thing you didn't land on your face, though   

[J24]

Today in Drama, we were practicing a Cinderella pantomime. Useless was working in a different group to me. We weren't given a script; we had to make up the lines ourselves. In the first scene, Cinderella was meant to be working and the Ugly Sisters complaining about the house being dirty but Useless decided to do something different.

He sat down and went, "Hello. I am a poor girl called Cinderella. My parents died in a car crash when I was 5 and I have been adopted by my Ugly Sisters. If you give just £5 a month, you could help a girl to live her dream. Just £5 a month. Please, help me. Call, 0800 (SPAM STOPPER) 00 1067. That's 0800 (SPAM STOPPER) 00 1067. Please."

We were LOLing. :D

(He didn't say spam stopper. That was just put there so the phone numbers didn't appear as an actual phone number to stop spambots from phoning them or getting there details.)

 

A: I saw it the first time
B: THAT IS EXCRUCIATINGLY FUNNY

[Velocity EVO]

Cos on the last day in Spain. The manhole cover near the shop had leaked the night before and spilled onto the path, the grass and the road. There was raw sewege and stuff. I thought if i went into the road = dead. I did not want to walk on the grass and get me feet covered up in dog Sh*t and stuff. So i jumped over the sewaged bit of the path. My foot slipped into it, i think you know how this ends

Ouch...I'll bet you'll have needed a Black Five on the scene, pulling a wagon with a powerful water cannon   
 
EDIT: Good thing you didn't land on your face, though   

Thank the name of Arthur Henry Peppercorn that did not happen. But i wish the 1st part did

[CaptainUseless]

Today in Drama, we were practicing a Cinderella pantomime. Useless was working in a different group to me. We weren't given a script; we had to make up the lines ourselves. In the first scene, Cinderella was meant to be working and the Ugly Sisters complaining about the house being dirty but Useless decided to do something different.

He sat down and went, "Hello. I am a poor girl called Cinderella. My parents died in a car crash when I was 5 and I have been adopted by my Ugly Sisters. If you give just £5 a month, you could help a girl to live her dream. Just £5 a month. Please, help me. Call, 0800 (SPAM STOPPER) 00 1067. That's 0800 (SPAM STOPPER) 00 1067. Please."

We were LOLing. :D

(He didn't say spam stopper. That was just put there so the phone numbers didn't appear as an actual phone number to stop spambots from phoning them or getting there details.)

Good times.... 

[NFX]

Standard Grade Geography was hilarious. Any opportunity to make jokes and generally dicking about by essentially the entire class. Spare a very few people near the door who actually got on with the work. But we had to draw a poster to describe developing countries, and me and a few friends decided to do a small play instead. Which was more slapstick and satirical than informative, and it may have been very slightly racist. =P But on the whole it was hilarious.

[Badnik96]

Today at lunch me, Wafflez and a couple other kids were making up names for each other. I got called Derp Gimme McCarkeys and some other kid got called George the Zombie, and I told him to eat Wafflez's brains. :P

[GoldenFox93]

Today at lunch me, Wafflez and a couple other kids were making up names for each other. I got called Derp Gimme McCarkeys and some other kid got called George the Zombie, and I told him to eat Wafflez's brains. :P

Which presumably consists of a Waffle Iron floating in a sac of Maple Syrup   

[Serge]

I joined GTM.

[martymidget]

I remember the time in year 8 when I had to rap gobbledegook with the rest of my group dancing behind me. Lolol.

And the time in year 7 I decided I would run into a door that was normally unlocked. The one time its locked I run into it. Typical ¬¬

*Cue Craaig posting about Keiran and other silly stuff :L*

[GoldenFox93]

And the time in year 7 I decided I would run into a door that was normally unlocked. The one time its locked I run into it. Typical ¬¬

*Cue Craaig posting about Keiran and other silly stuff :L*

Door- 1
Marty McMidget- 0

[Preytor_4]

I once saw a reflection of my shorts in a mirror and instead of grabbing the real shorts, i reached at the reflection. Wasn't my smartest moment.