Author Topic: funny quotes (Read 3042 times)

Sage · « **Reply #20 on:** September 06, 2008, 10:15:40 AM »

Quote from: System32;14364

There are 10 people in the world. Those who know binary, and those who don't.

who said that?

DuckRA2 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 06, 2008, 11:24:26 AM »

the problem with the future is that it keeps becoming the present - bill watterson

Madiaba · « **Reply #22 on:** September 06, 2008, 03:50:49 PM »

Going against the flow may be a little more work, but at least you don't constantly live in your own poop.

R1885 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 06, 2008, 04:19:29 PM »

"Dinner."

Hydro · « **Reply #24 on:** September 06, 2008, 08:48:53 PM »

"Anything worth doing is worth doing tomorrow."

Somebody · « **Reply #25 on:** September 07, 2008, 06:10:55 AM »

"Procrastination Man will save the day...tomorrow"

Naryar · « **Reply #26 on:** September 07, 2008, 02:10:38 PM »

"GA GA BU ZO MEU"

Madiaba · « **Reply #27 on:** September 07, 2008, 03:36:46 PM »

Change IS inevitable,... except from vending machines.

Hydro · « **Reply #28 on:** September 07, 2008, 04:59:33 PM »

"...so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restraunt..."

System32 · « **Reply #29 on:** September 07, 2008, 05:08:10 PM »

Quote from: Sage;14369

who said that?

I just copypasta'd some guys sig.

"I have prefect spilling and grammer."

Hydro · « **Reply #30 on:** September 07, 2008, 07:00:18 PM »

"And when he gets to heaven, to St. Peter he will tell: "One more soilder reporting, sir, I've served my time in hell."

System32 · « **Reply #31 on:** September 08, 2008, 07:41:32 AM »

"Also, dont mix stock and DSL. It's like mixing baking power and vinegar. Ok, maybe that's a bad example because those volcano things are awesome."

Hydro · « **Reply #32 on:** September 08, 2008, 10:41:42 AM »

Quote from: System32;14517

"Also, dont mix stock and DSL. It's like mixing baking power and vinegar. Ok, maybe that's a bad example because those volcano things are awesome."

yeah, they are.

"The whole unverse was in a dark, dank state and nearly 14 billion years ago..."

Clickbeetle · « **Reply #33 on:** September 12, 2008, 11:01:43 PM »

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face."

"None of us is as dumb as all of us."

"There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots."

"When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness."

"The early worm is for the birds."

Except for the tomato one, all of those are some of my favorites from Despair, Inc. demotivational posters.

Hydro · « **Reply #34 on:** September 12, 2008, 11:58:29 PM »

"I AM LARRY."

Naryar · « **Reply #35 on:** March 16, 2009, 09:18:03 AM »

"Threads like this"

...that was a hell of a bump...

Sage · « **Reply #36 on:** March 16, 2009, 10:11:18 AM »

A penny saved is useless.

Sell a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #37 on:** March 17, 2009, 10:20:57 AM »

"'If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain.' Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits."

Hydro · « **Reply #38 on:** March 18, 2009, 09:54:38 AM »

"it's the 'Octomom' special! 14 eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill!"

Sage · « **Reply #39 on:** March 18, 2009, 09:56:36 AM »

I believe this is the "Funny" quotes thread hydro.