Author Topic: funny quotes (Read 3068 times)

Hydro · « **on:** September 04, 2008, 06:45:52 PM »

post any funny quotes you have here :grin::grin::grin::grin:

ex: "Only boring people get bored."

Somebody · « **Reply #1 on:** September 04, 2008, 06:56:42 PM »

"I DON'T DOUBLE POST"

Hydro · « **Reply #2 on:** September 04, 2008, 07:05:28 PM »

please dont make fun of me its hard enough being overweight

Naryar · « **Reply #3 on:** September 04, 2008, 07:20:18 PM »

Quote from: Somebody;14253

"I DON'T DOUBLE POST"

ROTF. Awesome...body (ok, i agree, this one sucked)

It's like one of Iron Spaghetti's previews: either this thread is going to own, or it's going to fail. Hard.

____

OK, ok, back on topic :

"In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times. "

Madiaba · « **Reply #4 on:** September 04, 2008, 08:25:30 PM »

I went through Finishing School in 1 day. After classes ended that day, they told me "You are finished!"

Sage · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2008, 08:29:07 PM »

"The oil companies need a hug"
-Goose

Somebody · « **Reply #6 on:** September 05, 2008, 06:00:50 AM »

Quote from: Hydro;14255

please dont make fun of me its hard enough being overweight

I'm sorry, but you should know that it is all in good fun. Don't worry, I am overweight too, so I know what that is like.

Hydro · « **Reply #7 on:** September 05, 2008, 08:52:46 AM »

ah. no problem. yesterday was EXHAUSTING. i was kind of, uh, dilerious.

"Why didn't noah swat those two flies?"

System32 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 05, 2008, 09:15:00 AM »

"Nobody is hurting me! nobody is trying to kill me!"
"If nobody is hurting you, shut up and go back to bed!"

Hydro · « **Reply #9 on:** September 05, 2008, 09:27:59 AM »

"if you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything."

see you guys later gotta go to school. unfortunately...

Sorrow · « **Reply #10 on:** September 05, 2008, 02:26:15 PM »

My ass has finally decided to eat...MY HAND!
*Fwoomp*
It HUNGERS...for MORE!
*Gets sucked into his own rear*

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #11 on:** September 05, 2008, 02:34:21 PM »

"If you dont first succeed, you fail."

Naryar · « **Reply #12 on:** September 05, 2008, 02:41:45 PM »

"A small piece of pr0n before going to bed is good for your sleep"

Somebody · « **Reply #13 on:** September 05, 2008, 02:59:39 PM »

"If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?"

Naryar · « **Reply #14 on:** September 05, 2008, 03:06:56 PM »

Hmmm....

Nothing?

Hydro · « **Reply #15 on:** September 05, 2008, 10:57:10 PM »

"my mind dosen't just wander... sometimes it leaves completely."

Condor33 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 06, 2008, 07:40:40 AM »

5/4 people don't understand fractions.

Somebody · « **Reply #17 on:** September 06, 2008, 08:03:00 AM »

"There are 3 kinds of people: People who can count, and people who can't."

Naryar · « **Reply #18 on:** September 06, 2008, 08:34:21 AM »

Nice ones, both of you.

System32 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 06, 2008, 09:38:17 AM »

There are 10 people in the world. Those who know binary, and those who don't.