Author Topic: Flame wars (Read 8304 times)

modder TY · « **on:** June 03, 2008, 02:22:31 PM »

Since my flame wars topic (somewhat)worked at the offical forums I desided to make one here, so... FIGHT! *ding ding ding!*

RULES FOR FLAMEWARS GAME
1 act like were prepairing for a robot invasion
2 act like we have no clue what were doing
3 don't spam useless mombo jumbo
4 please don't actualy flame anyone.

Naryar · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2008, 02:35:47 PM »

"The thread is launched, the trolls are on, it's robot flaming time"

Sorrow · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2008, 02:46:09 PM »

*Pulls out +3 Keyboard of Anal-Retentiveness*
Bring it on!

Naryar · « **Reply #3 on:** June 03, 2008, 03:00:10 PM »

Ok then...

*Drinks an Asshole Potion that gives a +2 bonus on Perform (sarcasm) checks)*

modder TY · « **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2008, 04:47:23 PM »

*Grabs gigantic rocket luancher* No you! *shoots rocket, witch causes me to fly around the world and land on sorrow* Ow...

Naryar · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2008, 05:03:49 PM »

*laughs ou loudly at the bunch of struggling members composed of Sorrowed and TY*
Backfire!

modder TY · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2008, 05:11:43 PM »

*puts on robot armor* Haha! Now I can fire that rocket luancher without flying! *grabs rocket luancher, only to find that it came with only one rocket* Dang it! *grabs 8 gauge shotgun* Ok, now i'm finaly ready! ... Dangit again! no ammo! ... *walks away*
...
...
*1 hour later* *speakign over mega phone* Ok, now I got ammo and a lil something extra! *comes in with tank and 500 tons of missles and ammo fro the mounted mechene gun* Hop in! ... NOW!!! *gets tank turret ready* I said NOW!

Naryar · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2008, 05:34:20 PM »

Ranged weapons?

*grabs a stone. Has a look at the surroundings*

No need to complicate things...

Sorrow · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2008, 05:46:27 PM »

Command: /godmode
Roll: Nat. 20
Confirmed crit
+3

Ha! Thanks to my keyboard's powers, I am eeenveeeeeenceeeble!

modder TY · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2008, 05:47:04 PM »

Lol, but do you want to get close to robots with saws, hammers, spikes, flamethrowers, and cannons?(cheatbot2 stuff lol) So I say ranged weapons shold work fine. Oh and don't step to your left, or was that my left, I forget just don't move left or right...
EDIT: Sorrow, you haxor!!! *fires missle at sorow, who flies to china due to the rocket* Wow...

Sorrow · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2008, 06:01:21 PM »

Command: /fly

Roll: Nat. 1
CRAP!!

*Falls to Earth at twice terminal velocity*.

ACAMS · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2008, 06:24:17 PM »

There IS relief for sickle cell anemia if you guy's are hurting that bad!

Naryar · « **Reply #12 on:** June 03, 2008, 06:24:51 PM »

-Sorrow's Estimated Fall Damage: 20d6-

*Naryar takes the sound wall from TY's rocket in the ears*

Fortitude save against deafness... 2.

*speechless*

kill343gs · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2008, 08:09:52 PM »

Quote from: Sorrow;9051

Command: /godmode
Roll: Nat. 20
Confirmed crit
+3

Ha! Thanks to my keyboard's powers, I am eeenveeeeeenceeeble!

*unplugs*

Jack Daniels · « **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2008, 08:19:09 PM »

Quote from: modder TY;9052

EDIT: Sorrow, you haxor!!!

with that one line...
i could not help but think about this:
http://www.pwned.nl/
yes, it is old... but still amusing.

Naryar · « **Reply #15 on:** June 03, 2008, 08:32:15 PM »

Kill scores !

No too bad, JD. But in the thing "geek insulting the computer" there is Angry German Kid. Especially the RA2 episode.

Sorrow · « **Reply #16 on:** June 03, 2008, 08:48:40 PM »

Quote from: kill343gs;9063

*unplugs*

AHA! You think you have defeated me?! Witness the power of...

WIRELESS! Batteries of +5 Longevity!!

MUHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dexterhunter · « **Reply #17 on:** June 03, 2008, 09:26:12 PM »

RA2lover · « **Reply #18 on:** June 04, 2008, 12:08:24 PM »

/hurl Sorrow
Force

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Internal Error.
*Sorrow flies into orbit and vacuum makes batteries to leak completely"
*Acid melts his corpse*

Naryar · « **Reply #19 on:** June 04, 2008, 12:42:51 PM »

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