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Off-Topic => Chatterbox => Topic started by: modder TY on June 03, 2008, 02:22:31 PM

Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 03, 2008, 02:22:31 PM
Since my flame wars topic (somewhat)worked at the offical forums I desided to make one here, so... FIGHT! *ding ding ding!*

RULES FOR FLAMEWARS GAME
1 act like were prepairing for a robot invasion
2 act like we have no clue what were doing
3 don't spam useless mombo jumbo
4 please don't actualy flame anyone.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 03, 2008, 02:35:47 PM
"The thread is launched, the trolls are on, it's robot flaming time"
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 03, 2008, 02:46:09 PM
*Pulls out +3 Keyboard of Anal-Retentiveness*
Bring it on!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 03, 2008, 03:00:10 PM
Ok then...

*Drinks an Asshole Potion that gives a +2 bonus on Perform (sarcasm) checks)*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 03, 2008, 04:47:23 PM
*Grabs gigantic rocket luancher* No you! *shoots rocket, witch causes me to fly around the world and land on sorrow* Ow...
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 03, 2008, 05:03:49 PM
*laughs ou loudly at the bunch of struggling members composed of Sorrowed and TY*
Backfire!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 03, 2008, 05:11:43 PM
*puts on robot armor* Haha! Now I can fire that rocket luancher without flying! *grabs rocket luancher, only to find that it came with only one rocket* Dang it! *grabs 8 gauge shotgun* Ok, now i'm finaly ready! ... Dangit again! no ammo! ... *walks away*
...
...
*1 hour later* *speakign over mega phone* Ok, now I got ammo and a lil something extra! *comes in with tank and 500 tons of missles and ammo fro the mounted mechene gun* Hop in! ... NOW!!! *gets tank turret ready* I said NOW!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 03, 2008, 05:34:20 PM
Ranged weapons?

*grabs a stone. Has a look at the surroundings*

No need to complicate things...
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 03, 2008, 05:46:27 PM
Command: /godmode
Roll: Nat. 20
Confirmed crit
+3

Ha! Thanks to my keyboard's powers, I am eeenveeeeeenceeeble!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 03, 2008, 05:47:04 PM
Lol, but do you want to get close to robots with saws, hammers, spikes, flamethrowers, and cannons?(cheatbot2 stuff lol) So I say ranged weapons shold work fine. Oh and don't step to your left, or was that my left, I forget just don't move left or right...
EDIT: Sorrow, you haxor!!! *fires missle at sorow, who flies to china due to the rocket* Wow...
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 03, 2008, 06:01:21 PM
Command: /fly

Roll: Nat. 1
CRAP!!

*Falls to Earth at twice terminal velocity*.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: ACAMS on June 03, 2008, 06:24:17 PM
There IS relief for sickle cell anemia if you guy's are hurting that bad!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 03, 2008, 06:24:51 PM
-Sorrow's Estimated Fall Damage: 20d6-

*Naryar takes the sound wall from TY's rocket in the ears*

Fortitude save against deafness... 2.

*speechless*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: kill343gs on June 03, 2008, 08:09:52 PM
Quote from: Sorrow;9051
Command: /godmode
Roll: Nat. 20
Confirmed crit
+3

Ha! Thanks to my keyboard's powers, I am eeenveeeeeenceeeble!


*unplugs*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Jack Daniels on June 03, 2008, 08:19:09 PM
Quote from: modder TY;9052

EDIT: Sorrow, you haxor!!!


with that one line...
i could not help but think about this:
http://www.pwned.nl/ (http://www.pwned.nl/)
yes, it is old... but still amusing.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 03, 2008, 08:32:15 PM
Kill scores !

No too bad, JD. But in the thing "geek insulting the computer" there is Angry German Kid. Especially the RA2 episode.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 03, 2008, 08:48:40 PM
Quote from: kill343gs;9063
*unplugs*


AHA! You think you have defeated me?! Witness the power of...

WIRELESS! Batteries of +5 Longevity!!

MUHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Dexterhunter on June 03, 2008, 09:26:12 PM
fgt
Title: Flame wars
Post by: RA2lover on June 04, 2008, 12:08:24 PM
/hurl Sorrow
Force


99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999













Internal Error.
*Sorrow flies into orbit and vacuum makes batteries to leak completely"
*Acid melts his corpse*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 04, 2008, 12:42:51 PM
0 begin "pwnra2lover"
10 goto previous post
20 delete
30 goto 10
40 end
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 04, 2008, 01:30:29 PM
/reincarnate.

Ha! Eat plot device!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 04, 2008, 02:12:16 PM
*Grabs sorrows keyboard* Uhh, let em see here...
Make_person_incinvible= "Modder TY"
Lasting_time= infinite
Knockback_effect= 0
increase_offence_damage 9999999999999
Deafening_sound_level_set infinite
Bone_break_level infinite
make_flyable (person (Modder TY)) yes
overall_tough_look_increase 100
Make_all_unchangeable (by selection) *selects all the cheats above*

HAHA! *breaks keyboard*

Am I still invincible? (shoots rocket at feet) Yup! *Note I made it so I neer go deaf, never go flying away unless I want to and my bones never break*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Venko on June 04, 2008, 02:12:41 PM
Hey... Can someone explain me the ruls of flame wars please...I want to join...
I mean come on : What is flame war without Venko ! ... Hahahahaha...
:lol:
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 04, 2008, 02:17:09 PM
Ok, umm, I guess there are no rules! Except for:
Untill a real flame war starts and comes into this topic you must turn this into a funny flamewar story, so far we gto a robot army gettign reayd to attack and we suck at getting ready, and sorrows got a haxor keyboard and after alot of haxing it broke(lol).

Oh and vekno
"If someone asks you "describe the color red" how do you describe it?"
Fixed your sig.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: kill343gs on June 04, 2008, 02:29:41 PM
Quote from: Sorrow;9069
AHA! You think you have defeated me?! Witness the power of...

WIRELESS! Batteries of +5 Longevity!!

MUHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


*Unplugs wireless adapter*

Everything is connected somehow, be it a direct wire or a router.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Venko on June 04, 2008, 02:37:14 PM
I think i get it... Correct me if i dont do it right...
___________________________________________________________________

*Venko shows up suddenly with his arrmy of countless spam trolls with huge hammers and stuff...*
*Venko start immediately to use Venkoism :*
"-Im smart...You are stupid... and... uhmmm... uhmmm... and you are stupid,cos i say so... and you dont listan carefully what i say...This is 'cos of my bad english...you are stupid... i have 13451238794712936487123684 IQ..."
*And with his 13451238794712936487123684 IQ Venko remake all science and phisycs and show proof that "infinty" is just means 1 sec. Witch instantly make Modder TY incinviblility run out of time...*
*Then Venko starting to boring all others with spaming thyr bot showcases with bullsh**s witch make tham start run in total panic around and looking for place to hide from his anoyng words...*
*Meanwhile he regroup his trolls for an attack...*

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Flying_Chao on June 04, 2008, 03:59:01 PM
But then Venko's plans go "Venko Effect" and ACAMS bans his entire troll army!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Venko on June 04, 2008, 05:21:15 PM
*After banning the trolls, Venko came back with his super mega cool briliantly perfec giga secret fearsome bots this time...*
*then he say :*
"-will we start a robot war or you still will use cheats you sisy cheaters...!
And dont copy my briliant bots cos you will become a copy losers..."
*using his briliant mind and haker skills he make this time his army unbannable*
*he prepare his bots for a attack and *...
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 04, 2008, 05:25:48 PM
*Naryar catches a gold quote "infinity is just 1 sec" in all that crap that Venko said*

OK THEN! *pulls a string*

-Devastation Logic Machine is online-

As Venko's IQ is nearly infinite, it is just nearly 1, according to Venko's Infinity Law.

Venko has now an IQ of only one!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Venko on June 04, 2008, 05:44:43 PM
*well... if Venkos IQ is really 1 then its imposible that he discover this law,so its self logicly imposible to be like this (example if you go back in time and kill yourslef what will happen...its imposible then to do it...Venko mean this...)*
*so Venko show proof that this ruls 'infinite=1 sec' is only true for time not for IQs...*
*After this Venko say a command and some of his MEGA COOL BOTS shoots at Naryars funny pathetic lil popus bots and destroy them...*
*Then Naryar (without more bots) start to watching every of Venkos words for revenge and comment posts after him to try to teach him and pretend smart...*
*after this Venko point his bots to all others players and...*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: RA2lover on June 04, 2008, 06:04:08 PM
/Nule_Blast 1
Power:100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Megatons
 /re x_inf
 _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/
 _/ DA BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 _/
 _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 04, 2008, 06:16:05 PM
*Venko's too drunk, or blinded by so called greatness, his bots thrash and slash old bits of scrap metal coming from the previous mayhem*

I haven't even get one of my bots out.

Thus said, i dont need to use them to maul a troll like you.

*Naryar raises his hand... before seeing the nuclear bomb*

Oops. This is bad...

IM FREAKING DEAD MEAT !!!

*Teleports elsewhere before getting nuked, but rushing makes him teleport randomly and he ends inside an active volcano*

...At least it's better than Venko...
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 04, 2008, 06:31:41 PM
If there's one thing I learned from Oblivion, it's that trolls hate fire.

EAT ROCKET-FUEL FLAMETHROWER!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 04, 2008, 06:49:38 PM
*Gets his half-cooked sorry ass out of the volcano*

...

*Sighs deeply*

...

*Bitches*

Damn! These freaking 15 points of fire resistance do NOTHING!

*No answer*

At least Im far away from Venko...
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 04, 2008, 07:57:15 PM
*fixed keyboard*
search_infinite_value *computer brings up result* "Infinite value is 1 second*

Hmm...
*changes infinite value back to the oringal idea of infinite, witch is never ending*

Make_value_unchangeable (by_selection (Infinite_value))
Overide_code_set *puts in code*
Hide_overide_code YesHide_overide_code_overide_code Yes
Set_Venko_IQ_level 0.00000000.00000.000.0.0.0.00000.0000.0000.0000.000000000.0000000.1
Make_all_above_overideable No

Haha! *breaks keyboard again* Now I will be invincible for as long as I live! Witch means I will never die!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: kill343gs on June 04, 2008, 09:02:41 PM
*Since I'm have a relative knowhow of electronic devices, I fix the keyboard, undo all that whack stuff you just did, and REALLY break it this time. I should probably break the computer that it works with too, Yeah, lets say I did that too*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 04, 2008, 09:07:11 PM
Grrrr...I'll have to use the ultimate weapon...
COME FORTH! SPIRIT OF beOt!!!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Lupus on June 05, 2008, 12:33:46 PM
*steps on beOT bot squishing it beneath my foot . randomly hits every1 one with keyboards and graphics cards*MUHAHHAHAHAH
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 05, 2008, 12:52:30 PM
HA! beOt is not a robot! He's one of the biggest bastards in RA2 history!
FEEL HIS WRATH!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Lupus on June 05, 2008, 12:55:54 PM
D: *gets out a flamethrower and burns the minge beOT*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: kill343gs on June 05, 2008, 02:16:47 PM
Ghost types dont effect me, I'm a psychic type.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Flying_Chao on June 05, 2008, 02:39:58 PM
Quote from: kill343gs;9166
Ghost types dont effect me, I'm a psychic type.


Ghost attacks are super effective on psychic types....
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 05, 2008, 02:46:00 PM
*gets his half cooked sorry ass out of the volcano*

Damn, that freakin 15-point fire resistance I suppose to have didnt worked very well...

*teleports back*

Is this supposed to be your most powerful spell, Sorrow?
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 05, 2008, 03:16:26 PM
Quote from: kill343gs;9127
*Since I'm have a relative knowhow of electronic devices, I fix the keyboard, undo all that whack stuff you just did, and REALLY break it this time. I should probably break the computer that it works with too, Yeah, lets say I did that too*

Haha! I made it so it cant't be overided! So I am invincible forever!
Oh and lol and the pokemon type stuff.=P
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 05, 2008, 04:00:16 PM
My most powerful? HA! You wish!
Gentlemen, BEHOLD!
CORN!!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: JACKSRROW on June 05, 2008, 04:14:07 PM
MY MOSY PWERFUL WEAPON BUGERS *crowed runs away in fear* MUWHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 05, 2008, 04:16:57 PM
(To sorrow)*crowd*  oooooooh, aaaaaah. *end crowd*
Oh yeah, watch this!
*pulls out magic keyboard otu fo no where, made to only work for Modder TY and cannot be broken ro stolen[if anyone tries to steal{or borrow} it they get shocked back into last week])
item_spawn "2008 ford mustang" (components) (activate filter) *enters filter specs* activate (brings up the fastes mustang parts*
Ok.
*chooses the strongest and fastest parts*
Activate_item_spawn
*mustang accidently flatens sorrow*
Oops...
Item_move "2008 ford mustang"
X 20
Y 50
Z 0
Activate_item_move
*sorrow gets up with minor injuries*
...
*Gets in mustang and races off, then runs otu fo gas after 2 minutes*
DANGIT!
Infinite_fuel (select_item ("2008 ford mustang"))
*races off again, but this time gets a flat*
...
item_invincible (select_item (2008 ford mustang (and components)))
There we go!
*tire magicly reflates then races off again*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 05, 2008, 04:30:37 PM
FEEL THE WRATH OF...
THE COB!!!!
*Corn flies through windsheild and pins modder to his seat*
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 05, 2008, 08:17:00 PM
Damn poweroutages! I had to retype this 3 times!

AH HA! But my mustang is invincible, and because the windshield is part of my mustang it's invincible to! thus splatering your corn!

*quickly gives my mustang an awesome paint job*
Make_paint_undamagable (select_item ("2008 ford mustang") (and (make_paint_unchangeable_atall)))

Now no one can ruin my paint job! MUAHAHA! ... Hey does anyone know where the drag strip is? I wanna test this car out!

Oh and read JAKC's post otu loud, well only this part "MY MOSY PWERFUL WEAPON BUGERS"
(mo s ey, p werr full, weapon, bug ers."
Title: Flame wars
Post by: kill343gs on June 05, 2008, 08:57:53 PM
You mustang spawning makes you generic, and therefore you fail. Flamers and trolls swarm around you and tear apart your every flaw you have ever shown on the internet until you go completely insane. You are hauled off in an armored truck to solitary confinement where nothing can hurt you and you can't hurt anything else. You rot in solitary on one meal a day until your body shuts down. And that, my friend, is a very graphic end to your time in the flame war.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 05, 2008, 08:59:36 PM
MY CORN!!
No matter...
Gentlemen, BEHOLD!
MORE CORN!!!
*Corn attacks k343*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: infiniteinertia on June 05, 2008, 09:04:13 PM
(launches nuke from space)

im infinite inertia,  cant stop me.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Flying_Chao on June 05, 2008, 09:05:31 PM
Everybody move to Tatooine!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 05, 2008, 09:46:32 PM
Quote from: infiniteinertia;9191
(launches nuke from space)

im infinite inertia,  cant stop me.


FIRE THE ANTI-NUKE CORN!!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Gigafrost on June 05, 2008, 09:54:07 PM
-Inserts a network worm virus into modder TY's computer in the shape of ACAMS avatar-
complete with simulated "forum rights."
Title: Flame wars
Post by: kill343gs on June 05, 2008, 10:47:15 PM
I turn your corn into ethanol to be used in Ty's subpar mustang.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 06, 2008, 08:02:44 AM
Nooo ! Not a FREAKING SECOND NUKE!!!

... Not to mention this chaos around me, I may get hurt *dodges a bit of corn*...

OK! FORCECAGE!

*A cube of half-transparent orange material surrounds Naryar*

This should be enough...

*waits for the nuke in his nearly indestructible prison... that can be destroyed by some rare events*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Cooker on June 06, 2008, 09:36:38 AM
Agent anti-orange maybe?
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sage on June 06, 2008, 09:44:28 AM
*dodges nuke by clmbing in a lead-lined fridge*

*makes a microwave gun, and pops all the corn*

*takes a bigger nuke and takes out half the planet*

*moves to mars*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 06, 2008, 09:50:26 AM
AHA!! And THAT is where you fail! I am not unarmed!
Gentlemen, BEHOLD!! I have combined the double helix of a fried pork chop with that of former forum troll MEGAVOLT!!
Now, Megavolt, SHOW THEM YOUR GREASY POWER!!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 06, 2008, 10:53:25 AM
*forcecage vanishes after second nuke*

OK now... Ill show you one of my direst spells...

Fear the l33tness of the Stinking Fireblast !!!

*Let go a huge fart. Then use a minor fire spell*

*Sends carbon dioxide and hydrogen sulphide (that smells of rotten eggs, for those who don't know) everywhere around him in a burst of flames*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: RA2lover on June 06, 2008, 11:28:00 AM
*gets teh '70 HEMI CUDA from cuda and modifies his engine to 99999999999999999999999BHP. Gearbox set to 1:1005*
After 124 laps around earth, The cuda gets to its topspeed, 342550 KM/S(over lightspeed)
*travels 3 years in future, until it  runs over TY in a BIG crash, setting me and him in space*
He crashes in IIs 3rd nuke. me survived xP
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sage on June 06, 2008, 12:09:38 PM
it would be II's second nuke, cause i fired the second one after inf fired his first one.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 06, 2008, 02:07:52 PM
ow... OW... OOOOWWWWW!!!
but yet AHA! I'm invincible, meaning I never die, and I made ti so I never fly away unless I want to, meaning I survive allt he nukes, don't get thrown into space, and my hidden code was a superman code!
set_strenght_and_defence (by_percentage) 99999999999999999%
That means that I can break out of the truck, out of the stright vest, out of anythign and now I will never be hurt!
*find my magic keyboard half way stuck in the ground, then pulls out*
Ok, now fear the half of my powers!
top_speed_set (for_person (Modder TY) (by_percentage)) 999999999%
acceleration_set (for_person (Modder TY) (by_percentage)) 999999999%
Controllable_speed_set (for_person (Modder TY) (by_percentage)) 9999%
Now I won't slide aroudn the world when I run at ym fastest speed, and I can easily controll how fast I go!
*runs around the world, grabign stuff to fix the world as I go, with my strenght I can bend metal and all sorts of stuff to fix it*
Now the earth is fixed! But it'll take a while before the other side has trees, plants, grass or basicly any life on it...
*random person steps to other side of earth, then suddenly dies*
Like I said, a long time before theres any lif eon that side fo the earth...
*runs to china for some lunch*
EDIT: Wait, 3 years into the future, that means I CAN LEGALY DRIVE NOW! *looks around fro cops who might of heard that*
Phew, cya! *hops in my mustang, witch is in perfect condition and drives off*
Allright! Now I don't have to speed of when I see police syrens! ?? Aw crap, I don't have a licance! *sees cop tryign to pull me over*
Well I'm glad this thing has a fake tag on the back!
*races off*
*goes gets a licance then changes the tag for another fake one*
*drives off again nto worryign about cops*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 06, 2008, 08:46:13 PM
*pauses flame wars*
Come on people, don't let this die!
*resumes flame wars*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 06, 2008, 10:50:00 PM
The pork chop...HAS FAILED!!!
Unleash...THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!!
JACK THOMPSON, ATTACK!!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Lupus on June 07, 2008, 04:27:10 AM
*hits the abort button firing homing missiles at modder TY*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Lupus on June 07, 2008, 04:27:40 AM
muahahaha secret about button means FIRE
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 07, 2008, 05:39:57 AM
Huh.

*Casts an antimagic spell against TY's magic keyboard*

You'll stop cheating right now ! Cause I am fed up of damned h4xx0rs!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sage on June 07, 2008, 09:48:18 AM
i dont think this is what flame wars were meant for.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 07, 2008, 10:21:09 AM
Agreed, but as said, we're waiting for a REAL flame war. So we're making something dumb right now.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sage on June 07, 2008, 11:15:09 AM
you do know flame wars dont really last that long. everyone makes a huge deal about it. usually just 2 stupid people being stupid.

but if we really want a flame war...

SOMEONE START ONE.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 07, 2008, 11:27:59 AM
Flame wars last if hardy trolls wage them. (DNFTT) But yea, generally they don't last very long.

This topic was designed to be a punching ball, but then went off topic because nobody really holds a grudge against another, so we found another way to entertain ourselves.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 07, 2008, 02:43:22 PM
^ Aggreed, (allthough, for some reason ont he offical forums there was alot more fighting...)

AHA! but my keyboard only works for me, and it's got powerful magic, so powerful it bounces your spell off!(ok, I'm done with this magic crap, lets say, it's just programed to only work for me.)

*buys a new keyboard, puts on a lazor shield to block magic and programs it to only work for Modder TY*

Haha! Now no one can stop me! *shoots lazors at everyone*

Offtopic to the offtopic-ness
You guys have to watch arby n' the chief the movie, it's so freakign funny, even if you don' know crap about halo.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 07, 2008, 02:47:50 PM
Feel the wrath of crappy lawyers!
*Jack Thompson sues modder for being an obnoxious godmoder.*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 07, 2008, 02:49:09 PM
Oh, this is going to be VERY tricky...
*bribes lawyer with a candy bar, witch works*
Ok, glad that's cleared up!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 07, 2008, 03:15:46 PM
Damnit... Dispel magic failed...

*Laser damage (that is essentially thermal energy at the impact) is reduced by 75% by Naryar's fire resistance, but it still hurts*

Aw! You gonna pay for that!

Then...

*gets off his hidden training weights on the forearms and legs for a total of 12 kg*

Witness my awesome ninja skillz!

*takes a stupid looking fighting stance*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 07, 2008, 03:27:03 PM
Oh, you are good...

New attack: The ultimate ninja destroyer: CHRIS, THE NINJA PIRATE!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 07, 2008, 03:40:43 PM
You can't make something other than summoning?

*casts a Lightning Bolt on Chris*

PH34R Naryar, the triclassed asshole!

Now Chris, come if you can still move and meet your doom!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 07, 2008, 03:46:38 PM
FROSTSHOCK!!!!
The most OP of all Shaman attacks!
*Naryar is frozen*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 07, 2008, 03:49:54 PM
And now...Sub-Zero style!
*Deep voice shouts*
"Finish him!"

*Punch*
*Naryar shatters*

"FATALITY."
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 07, 2008, 04:02:52 PM
Guuuuh....

*Naryar is dying*

*A red haze surrounds the ninja's body. Then, an orange shape gets out from the mouth*

HAHA! I RETURNED! You killed my body, but my spirit remains!

*Naryar's ghost stands wrathful. He is just a transparent Naryar in an orange hue*

Now... a new power rises on me...

MASS LIFE LEECH!

*Naryar sucks up Sorrow's and Chris's energy and strengthens*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: RA2lover on June 07, 2008, 05:46:18 PM
My Secret Weapon: INTERNET STOPPER (http://www.smouch.net/lol)
HACK THIS!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 07, 2008, 06:54:30 PM
Oh, dang ninjas... The onyl way to defeat ninjas, is with ether another ninja, or a secret that only I know!

*uses hax to give me ninja skills and a cool sword*
Haha!
Wait, oh crap!
*I hax into Naryar, makign it so he's allways in his human body and is never a ghost*
Now, we fight!
*takes a few lightning fast slashes at Naryar, witch causes him to fall ot the ground, but unable to die because of my hax, he get sof anf fights back, then i stab him in the neck, thus makign him unable to breathe and making him choke forever*
Dang, that was pretty darn easy!
*takes the monkey sword stance(witch is real) then looks at ACAMS ban hammer*
oooooooo...
*quickly grabs ACAMS ban hammer*
HAHA!
*goes old skool mario on sorrow and bans him*
HAHAH! TAKE THAT!
EDIT: You do know, we're acting like were otuside fighting echother, not acting like we're fighting online. Meanign that your internet hacker i useless, because I'm hacking directly into the people, not they're computers.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 07, 2008, 07:08:12 PM
*Grunts. Focuses and uses telekinesis to get the sword out of his neck. Has a hatefull look at TY's grabbing ACAMS's terrible weapon*

OK, OK... Then...

*Just when TY's striking Sorrow, Naryar with his demented ninja speed appears right near them, grabs the computer and punches TY with focused strength. His enemy flies*

1337 punch of reveeeenge! Haha, now wish the birds a good day!

*observes TY crashing after some air time*

Nearly 130m flight... i should have hit stronger.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 07, 2008, 07:41:50 PM
A ghost, eh?

Go! Bill Murray!

*Ghostbusters theme plays*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 07, 2008, 08:08:31 PM
I'm not ghostly any more!

*Ninja-spins on itself and slams the h4xx0r keyboard in Sorrow's face*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 07, 2008, 10:33:22 PM
Ha! I created that keyboard, and I can UN...create it.
*Snaps fingers. Keyboard disappears.*
Judo chop!
*KOs Naryar*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: RA2lover on June 08, 2008, 07:56:26 AM
lol. RickRoll Phail.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Lupus on June 08, 2008, 08:27:04 AM
* transforms into a caterpie* hahaha no one will attack me im to cute
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Lupus on June 08, 2008, 08:27:42 AM
D:: rick roll the ultimate fail weapon
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 08, 2008, 01:20:29 PM
Don't you remember? I used a code so that I don't fly away, I'm invincible, don't feel pain, bones never break, and such, you can't win this match.
Oh, and the hazor keyboard I was using is one I made, so you just screwed your self!
make_keyboard_invincible
make_keyboard_undissapearable           (lol, new word!)
Destroy_anyone_who_touches_keyboard_except Modder TY

HAHAH! Just try to take my keyboard of haxor ness! *comercal for keyboard fo haxor ness starts*
HEY! NO! TURN THAT THING OFF! *blows up the TV*
*goes to every store that sells haxor keyboards then grinds them into dust*
MUAHAHAHAHA! NOW NOONE CAN STOP ME!
*random perosn walks in, gives me an angry look and has a heart attack*
Uhh, ok I didin't see that coming...
*hops in my mustang with just got tricked otu by the guys at Overhualin*
See ya!
*races off*

Oh, and they invented the edit button for a reason, to stop double posts!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: JACKSRROW on June 08, 2008, 01:21:24 PM
uses dust of keyboards to make one really big one MUWHAHAHAHA NOW I WILL DO MY BEST ATTACK OF KEYBOARD *keyboard falls about and catchs fire* ummm RUN
Title: Flame wars
Post by: JACKSRROW on June 08, 2008, 01:22:19 PM
wow double psots HAX
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 08, 2008, 01:23:27 PM
*takes the flaming keyboard, then disentagrates it*
BUAHAHA! Now NO ONE WIL STOP ME!!!
*looks at the dead random person*
sad face :( (lol, cookie to whoever figures out where I got that)
*drives away in my mustang*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Lupus on June 08, 2008, 01:35:10 PM
*randomly say caterpie scream and nibble pplz knees *
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 08, 2008, 01:37:01 PM
*picks up Lupus*
BUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*throws Lupus to pluto, thus freazing him there*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sage on June 08, 2008, 01:56:05 PM
post
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sage on June 08, 2008, 01:56:35 PM
double post
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sage on June 08, 2008, 01:57:05 PM
triple post
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sage on June 08, 2008, 01:57:38 PM
quadruple post
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Lupus on June 08, 2008, 01:57:39 PM
SPAMMMEEERRR
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Lupus on June 08, 2008, 01:58:27 PM
its cold on Pluto D: *floats back to earth*sucker
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sage on June 08, 2008, 01:58:37 PM
Quote from: Lupus;9371
SPAMMMEEERRR


ur one to talk.

(i so just started a war! :))
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Lupus on June 08, 2008, 02:01:00 PM
you just started a war *transforms into a bastard and starts kicking Wizard in the leg
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 08, 2008, 02:21:08 PM
*naryar gets fed up oh getting mauled*

Im bored...

*leaves the fight, sits on a stone, then watches*

Sheeeeeeesh...

(EDIT: Lupus, he's called Sage)
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sage on June 08, 2008, 02:47:25 PM
doesn't matter. i like wizard almost as well.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 08, 2008, 03:27:56 PM
Hey, Lupus, you're FROZEN on pluto, unless a commet where to hit puto and destroy it then you're stuck for quite some time.

Anyways
*Looks at Naryar, just watchign the fight*
force_person_to_fight Naryar Target Lupus
Haha! Now oyu can watch all the way from pluto!
*watches Naryar fly away to pluto, crashing on top of Lupus*
Lol, and now.
*grabs Sage and lifts him 3 feet above the ground, then throws him to the moon*
Haha! OW! I think I pulled something...
*slowly walks away in pain*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 08, 2008, 04:51:00 PM
Will Save against Compulsion: 19

*shrugs off TY's hacking*

*Teleports back*

OK... Youll gonna pay... You have no protection against the world itself!

*grasps hands together*

SPATIAL DISTORTION : SINGULARITY!

*The space itself folds on Modder TY that gets distorted and suck up in nothingness*

OK now, You're damned!

*Lets his hands loose. TY reappears in the Abyss, home of demons*

Oh, and give Baalzebul a good human to play with!

*Falls to ground... exhausted*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: kill343gs on June 08, 2008, 05:17:56 PM
*Turns off computer, since flame wars only happen on the internet.*

That'll show them.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 08, 2008, 05:19:05 PM
*Slams hands together*
Quantum manipulation...BREAK!!
*Naryar's head is sent to the past, his torso stays on the present, and his limbs go into the future*
Eliminated...
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 08, 2008, 06:00:20 PM
(warning, sillyness)

*Ghost raises in the present and in the future (no spirit in the limbs), but divided in two, and the power is divided by two too*

*Ghost in past, annoyed*: This SUCKS! I have no time-affecting spell !

____

*Ghost in present, angered voice*: If I would still have my head Sorrow...

...I'll drive you mad with explaining the temporal paradox you just created.
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 08, 2008, 06:13:21 PM
*Naryar is sucked up by Bill Murray*
Ha! Ghostbusted!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 08, 2008, 06:41:56 PM
*Ghost in present casts a minor spell when being sucked up*

SCORCHING RAY!

*One ray destroys the proton pack and another hit the Ghostbuster in the throat*

Damn... I can make four normally...
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 08, 2008, 06:44:17 PM
*Naryar present half-ghost casts a minor spell when sucked up*

SCORCHING RAY!

*Two rays of fire shoot through the air. One strikes at the weapon (disabling it) and the other just in the Ghostbuster's face*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 08, 2008, 07:48:29 PM
*uses keyboard to teleport back*
Dang, that was crazy down there, so many drunken demons...
Make_person_unsuckable Modder TY
Make_person_unmoveable Modder TY (unless_person_wants_to_move (person (Modder TY)))

Haha! Now I'll never move unless I want to!
*boulder lands on my head, I don't get knocked otu and the boulder shaters*
... What was that?
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Sorrow on June 08, 2008, 08:17:57 PM
Grr...
*The other three Ghostbusters show up*
Cross the streams, boys.
*Runs for cover*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 08, 2008, 08:37:03 PM
*Looks at TY, just came back the way Naryar expected him to*

The other moron's back... i knew that... at least he got some hard time there.

*Considers the other ghostbusters*

Too much for me! Time to retreat!

*Dives into his torso*

____________

*Past ghost feels tired and dissapears in the earth to recover*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: RA2lover on June 09, 2008, 11:39:32 AM
Quote from: kill343gs;9392
*Turns off computer, since flame wars only happen on the internet.*

That'll show them.


well, i did da "RICKROLL"internet stopper(workz, you have to reboot PC to stop it)
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 09, 2008, 04:31:26 PM
Multiply (people (Ghostbusters)) X9999999
Haha! Now theres, uhhh, a ton of Ghostbusters! Now any ghost that tryes to do anythign will be caught!
Title: Flame wars
Post by: kill343gs on June 09, 2008, 04:51:45 PM
Quote from: RA2lover;9410
well, i did da "RICKROLL"internet stopper(workz, you have to reboot PC to stop it)


There's also a manual shutoff button you know...
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 09, 2008, 05:04:46 PM
*TY gets arrested because of the film's copyright*

*Naryar's present ghost goes to sleep, smiling at TY's error*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Lupus on June 10, 2008, 09:48:04 AM
*is tired of the flame wars*meh*teleports back to earth and time outs*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Meganerdbomb on June 10, 2008, 10:58:52 AM
*steps into the midst of this chaos and sends everyone to his own separate corner.*
Title: Flame wars
Post by: Naryar on June 10, 2008, 11:40:29 AM
That makes a lot of corners, no?
Title: Flame wars
Post by: modder TY on June 10, 2008, 01:11:11 PM
*secretly use keyboard to make it so the cops don't care if I commit crimes*
Haha, I can never be stoped!
*fingers get tired*
dang it!
*slowly typing*
make_person_never_tired Modder TY (espicaly (fingers))
Ok, now I can't be stoped!
EDIT: Lol, I see you took advantage of my wrestling bell.
Title: Re: Flame wars
Post by: Mr. AS on February 05, 2013, 04:42:08 PM
fgt
i like this post!
Title: Re: Flame wars
Post by: Jamin on February 05, 2013, 04:53:42 PM
shut 'em down!