End of the World May 21, 2011

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

He's both, but I'd like to see what the f*ckwad's saying now that his theory's gone to pot

[NFX]

That's twice now he's failed to correctly predict the rapture. You'd think people would learn from things like this.

[lloopp D lloopp]

You were saying?

[freeziez]

LOL WE SURVIVED!

[GoldenFox93]

LOL WE SURVIVED!

I'll arrange a Green Christmas to celebrate   

[freeziez]

LOL WE SURVIVED!

I'll arrange a Green Christmas to celebrate   

For the rest of the thread I shall communicate through ice-related puns. :)

So chill out now.

[GoldenFox93]

LOL WE SURVIVED!

I'll arrange a Green Christmas to celebrate   

For the rest of the thread I shall communicate through ice-related puns. :)

So chill out now.

You're not sending me to the cooler, Frost-face   

[kill343gs]

MFW people don't understand the rapture

(Image removed from quote.)

[Urjak]

Isn't the Rapture when Christians go up to meet god?

[Vertigo]

Oh look, I didn't die...

[freeziez]

Isn't the Rapture when Christians go up to meet god?

I'm Christian, and I don't think it's related to our religion.

[Urjak]

Now that I looked it up, I think it is...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture

[Clickbeetle]

Not all Christians agree that the rapture will happen though.  The Bible never specifically mentions a rapture event; there is only indirect evidence that it MIGHT happen.  Personally I just think it's wishful thinking.  The Christians will suffer through the tribulation like everyone else.  Actually probably more than everyone else.


What the Bible does say clearly is that no one knows the day or the hour when Jesus will return to Earth... so you know that if anyone ever predicts Jesus' return, you automatically know they are wrong.

[Hydro]

What the Bible does say clearly is that no one knows the day or the hour when Jesus will return to Earth... so you know that if anyone ever predicts Jesus' return, you automatically know they are wrong.

^This^

[kill343gs]

What the Bible does say clearly is that no one knows the day or the hour when Jesus will return to Earth... so you know that if anyone ever predicts Jesus' return, you automatically know they are wrong.

This was going to be my next comment once people finally started paying attention to the real meaning of The Rapture... However, I think you may have miscued the last part a little bit. By this logic, you are implying that every time a person predicts such an event, it automatically will not happen. I know that this is not what you meant, but I just want to clear that up for those who might not understand. A simpler way to word it would be to state that there is no way for a human being to know the date, and as such all human-made predictions cannot be deemed valid.

[Urjak]

It is a good thing the Bible doesn't predict it then, or else we would know there are some inaccuracies in the Bible when Jesus doesn't actually come.