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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #40 on: April 23, 2011, 10:10:11 PM »
The census was ordered by Augustus Caesar, not Julius
It wasn't ordered at all. There was a census 4-6 years after the supposed year of Jesus's birth, but there was no such mandate that people return to their town of origin. You're clinging to Bronze Age myths because that's what you were raised to believe. Had the adults in your life been Muslim, you'd be explaining to me how the Qur'an is the way.
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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #41 on: April 23, 2011, 11:02:39 PM »

Yep :D

That and, if you get past all the god stuff, most of it is actually historically accurate. There's enough evidence to support quite a good portion of it - there was a man called Jesus, he did annoy the Pharisees to heck, and he did get killed on order of Pilate of the Roman Empire. History supports this, and other parts of the Bible too.

My favorite historical inaccuracy of the Bible is located in the Old Testament. There is no record of there having been any Jewish slaves in Egypt.
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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #42 on: April 24, 2011, 02:27:32 AM »
I don't believe the same things as my parents, and frankly couldn't give a toss if the Bible is historically accurate or not. However, it shouldn't be rewritten to be politically correct and that's the end of that.
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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #43 on: April 24, 2011, 03:15:58 AM »
I don't believe the same things as my parents, and frankly couldn't give a toss if the Bible is historically accurate or not. However, it shouldn't be rewritten to be politically correct and that's the end of that.
But it's already been rewritten many times! What makes this rewriting any worse than the King James, American Standard, New Living, New Life, King James II, or any of the other countless translations? Besides, the OT portion is just a bastardization of the Tanakh anyway.
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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #44 on: April 24, 2011, 03:33:44 AM »
The versions are different translations of the Hebrew versions. Sure details have been lost, but the Bible has never been made to be politically correct and anti-discriminatory. That's what they're trying to do here - they're removing some important details, adding in equality where there was none (remember, equality is actually a fairly recent phenomenon) and all sorts of things which drain further meaning from the words.

Here's a comparison: Have they started defacing Shakespeare yet? If so, then fair enough, they're ruining good literature. If not, why are they PC'ing the Bible and not Shakespeare? In a Humanist society that is today, surely the Bible holds about as much meaning as, say, Hamlet?
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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #45 on: April 24, 2011, 08:57:33 AM »

Here's a comparison: Have they started defacing Shakespeare yet? If so, then fair enough, they're ruining good literature. If not, why are they PC'ing the Bible and not Shakespeare? In a Humanist society that is today, surely the Bible holds about as much meaning as, say, Hamlet?

I answered this before.

They are editing the bible because people take it too seriously.  Shakespeare isn't edited because people don't follow it in such a passionate way that instigates a mindset that leads to bloodshed and conflict (i.e. war) Heck, Shakespeare even made up some of his own words for his work.  People still leave those inaccuracies within his work because it doesn't have any morbid reprocussions.

Because the Bible and peoples beliefs of the pages within it spark conflict and war (usually amongst closed-minded people) they feel the need to revise it.  When mankind senses something monumentally wrong, they usually try to fix it.  Even though the answer is usually to put the book down and use some common sense.

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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #46 on: April 24, 2011, 09:04:05 AM »
It just strikes me as styupid, 'tis all, so I was trying to find a comparison *shrugs*
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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #47 on: April 24, 2011, 09:05:01 AM »
I burnt s bible yesterday. Then Quran, then today it's gonna be the Torah.
It's a weird thing I do.
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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #48 on: April 24, 2011, 09:20:06 AM »
It just strikes me as styupid, 'tis all, so I was trying to find a comparison *shrugs*

Yeah. I certainly didn't mean to argue with you.  You are right, it is stupid.  I guess I piped up because it seemed like you were enraged by the whole thing and I wanted to indicate some reasons why they are making the changes.  Not because I wanted to justify them, but because I feel that if you become enraged over edits in the bible then you are taking the book too seriously.  Always remember that no matter what they change in any book, it can never affect your core beliefs that you hold within yourself.  Reading books, from the bible to comics, is like a knowledge buffet.  You take what you want to hold close to your mind and heart and let the rest be.

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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #49 on: April 24, 2011, 09:23:07 AM »
It just strikes me as styupid, 'tis all, so I was trying to find a comparison *shrugs*

Yeah. I certainly didn't mean to argue with you.  You are right, it is stupid.  I guess I piped up because it seemed like you were enraged by the whole thing and I wanted to indicate some reasons why they are making the changes.  Not because I wanted to justify them, but because I feel that if you become enraged over edits in the bible then you are taking the book too seriously.  Always remember that no matter what they change in any book, it can never affect your core beliefs that you hold within yourself.  Reading books, from the bible to comics, is like a knowledge buffet.  You take what you want to hold close to your mind and heart and let the rest be.
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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #50 on: April 24, 2011, 03:33:12 PM »
The versions are different translations of the Hebrew versions. Sure details have been lost, but the Bible has never been made to be politically correct and anti-discriminatory. That's what they're trying to do here - they're removing some important details, adding in equality where there was none (remember, equality is actually a fairly recent phenomenon) and all sorts of things which drain further meaning from the words.

Here's a comparison: Have they started defacing Shakespeare yet? If so, then fair enough, they're ruining good literature. If not, why are they PC'ing the Bible and not Shakespeare? In a Humanist society that is today, surely the Bible holds about as much meaning as, say, Hamlet?
The Bible is a book of Bronze Age myths. What makes you so sure that the racist/sexist translations are accurate? Besides, it's religion. If you don't wish to believe this translation, don't adhere to that version of Christianity. Stick to the racist/sexist/homophobic version.
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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #51 on: April 24, 2011, 03:53:14 PM »
What really gets to me is their plans to discontinue to 1984 model of the bible, so that, in the future, churches that are currently boycotting this book will be forced to buy it if they want bibles.
So in 20 years time, 9/10 places will only have this Bible
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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #52 on: April 24, 2011, 04:03:51 PM »
What really gets to me is their plans to discontinue to 1984 model of the bible, so that, in the future, churches that are currently boycotting this book will be forced to buy it if they want bibles.
So in 20 years time, 9/10 places will only have this Bible
Complete and utter bullsh**.
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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #53 on: April 24, 2011, 06:41:48 PM »
You see Frezal, its not entirely the rewriting that piss's me off.

What really got to me was the Article saying the okay to discontinue the prior version; it also mentioned this will force the churches of the southern states to buy this book (the book is currently boycotted)

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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #54 on: April 24, 2011, 06:45:18 PM »
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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #55 on: April 24, 2011, 06:52:48 PM »
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It will nonetheless be highly influential in the United States as a study Bible officially approved by the U.S. bishops, who said it would replace the current version as the official text on the conference's website later this year.
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To promote acceptance of the new translation, Zondervan said it would phase out the 1984 update of its popular 1978 version of the book, which many churches have continued to use during the translation controversies. That means no more copies will be printed to continue stocking the pews for denominations like the Southern Baptist Convention, which rejected the 2005 modernization and stuck with the 1984 version.

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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #56 on: April 24, 2011, 08:35:35 PM »
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It will nonetheless be highly influential in the United States as a study Bible officially approved by the U.S. bishops, who said it would replace the current version as the official text on the conference's website later this year.
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To promote acceptance of the new translation, Zondervan said it would phase out the 1984 update of its popular 1978 version of the book, which many churches have continued to use during the translation controversies. That means no more copies will be printed to continue stocking the pews for denominations like the Southern Baptist Convention, which rejected the 2005 modernization and stuck with the 1984 version.

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Jesus ****ing Christ! There are multiple translations of the Bible that are commonly accepted in the US and throughout the world right now. If churches don't like to preach a gospel that isn't racist/sexist/homophobic, they can always use a translation that isn't the 2011 version of the New International Version.
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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #57 on: April 24, 2011, 08:54:08 PM »
For once, Frezal is absolutely right here.
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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #58 on: April 24, 2011, 08:58:07 PM »
Jesus ****ing Christ! There are multiple translations of the Bible that are commonly accepted in the US and throughout the world right now. If churches don't like to preach a gospel that isn't racist/sexist/homophobic, they can always use a translation that isn't the 2011 version of the New International Version.

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Re: Bible Rewritten
« Reply #59 on: April 24, 2011, 11:33:54 PM »
Fair enough.