Author Topic: Dreams (Read 19985 times)

Scourge of teh Galaxy · « **Reply #580 on:** April 24, 2011, 03:43:08 AM »

Uh, Jonzy, it gets worse

'cause, y'know

YOU'RE the evil mastermind

Kujii · « **Reply #581 on:** April 24, 2011, 03:48:52 AM »

We have a Dream Thread?

Oh...where to begin.... *wanders off into the ravine of his lucid dream journal*

Kujii · « **Reply #582 on:** April 24, 2011, 04:48:03 AM »

So then, when I was 6 years old, I started to dream. I specifically Lucid dream, and its not as fun as it sounds.

The day was October 14th when I first dreamed, and it was a while before I was aware I was not in the waking world. I awoke in my bed, and slipped off the top bunk before heading to the front room. I opened my Door, and instead, I saw the kitchen, a room that in order to reach, I generally must go through a hallway, and a Dining Room first. This immediately disoriented me, something just seemed off, and impossible about that, and I knew it.

My Father was over the stove, smiling and flipping pancakes that for some reason sizzled as bacon would. He looked at me, and then said a line that has never left me. "Have some pancakes son!"

There is more terror in that line than anything else you could say to me; I am more wary of a person offering me pancakes, then I am of a person Juggling armed missiles. I'm not kidding, I've heard that line in my lucid dreams so often, that I no longer trust the food itself; I will never eat at IHOP.

I asked my Father where the living room went, and he said he sold it for pancake mix. (lolwut?) He also insisted I please eat some pancakes "Before the Stove Melts". I calmly sat down, THEN freaked out, and ate the pancakes. That then via a poison killed me.

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I thought nothing of it until I went to sleep again. For when I opened my door, there was the kitchen. My Father smiled at me and said "Have Some Pancakes Son!"

It was here that I became lucid for the first time, my legs pulled me to walk forward and ask him about the front room, but something just snapped inside me instead. I looked at him, and with incredible might, I mustered out the statement; "I would rather eat the Microwave, then ever look at your pancakes" The world shattered, he looked at me with that smile... Just that smile that never goes away... His hand shook with a tad bit of rage, before he Dropped the Spatula he was holding. He then said; "That can be Arranged...", pulled the microwave off the cart, and slammed it into my head. I died immediately, then Awoke in my bed.

This was a declaration of war; I was unaware of that at this time; but now 11 years later I understand the consequences of that one sentence from long ago...

I read that most people must rediscover they are asleep to initiate a lucid dream; its a state they must slip into while dreaming, but it does not replace dreaming. I don't face this; Ever since that fateful day I initiate all dreams with a clear understanding that this is a dream. There is constants to these if I'm ever in doubt, yet I stopped doubting it when I was 9.

Lets just check in with the third night...
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I awoke aware. I got out of the covers of my bed, and pressed my ear to the door to hear my Father making the pancakes. Understanding what would certainly happen if I opened the door, I instead faced my Window... A curiosity that had never consumed me before erupted into my thoughts, and I climbed on the nearby Dresser to kick the window out.
Once the window was out of the pane, I tried to crawl through it, but before I could, my door opened, and my father Grabbed me by the back of my shirts collar. He turned me around and asked what I thought I was doing, then slammed my head against the dresser 4 times before killing me.

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There is more to this, but I don't feel like typing right now.

FOTEPX · « **Reply #583 on:** April 24, 2011, 04:52:03 AM »

Scourge of teh Galaxy · « **Reply #584 on:** April 24, 2011, 04:55:39 AM »

Quote from: FOTEPX on April 24, 2011, 04:52:03 AM

something terrifying

Good for you. Next time, spoiler it plz. kthxdownrated

EDIT: Thank you, and next time, please don't downrate me for having fears :)

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #585 on:** April 24, 2011, 06:54:19 AM »

I'm the evil mastermind...? O_o

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #586 on:** April 24, 2011, 07:50:47 AM »

I had a dream that there was an 8th series of Robot Wars. It was touted as "the very last series" and hosted by Kim Daives who was wearing some bizarre red yellow and purple sequined jacket. The Grand Final was on and he announced the 4 finalists but all I could remeber was that one was Tornado and another was Wild Thing. JP said Wild Thing was equipped with an axe and had beaten Panic Attack and Razer in the semifinals. I racked my brain trying to remember who won Series 8 (after all I should have known because the program was a rerun) and even though I could remember all the other series winners in my dream I couldn't remember this one.

I'm posting this one because Robot Wars is such a big part of my life but I rarely have dreams about it

Enigm@ · « **Reply #587 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:10:55 AM »

Last night I had a dream where me, Hydro, and Scourge were having a threesome.
I think that me and Hydro's conversation and drinking a flask of straight whiskey helped fuel that.

Hydro · « **Reply #588 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:13:41 AM »

Quote from: Enigma on April 24, 2011, 09:10:55 AM

Last night I had a dream where me, Hydro, and Scourge were having a threesome.
I think that me and Hydro's conversation and drinking a flask of straight whiskey helped fuel that.

Mission Accomplished

BTW I had another dream like that last night. Woke up raping my pillow.

Enigm@ · « **Reply #589 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:16:10 AM »

Quote from: Hydro on April 24, 2011, 09:13:41 AM

Quote from: Enigma on April 24, 2011, 09:10:55 AM
Last night I had a dream where me, Hydro, and Scourge were having a threesome.
I think that me and Hydro's conversation and drinking a flask of straight whiskey helped fuel that.

Mission Accomplished

BTW I had another dream like that last night. Woke up raping my pillow.

Was I involved or was it you and Scourge?

Scourge of teh Galaxy · « **Reply #590 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:18:37 AM »

Quote from: Enigma on April 24, 2011, 09:10:55 AM

Last night I had a dream where me, Hydro, and Scourge were having a threesome.
I think that me and Hydro's conversation and drinking a flask of straight whiskey helped fuel that.

...tha hell? Since when have I appealed to you, 'nigma? =P

Enigm@ · « **Reply #591 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:20:48 AM »

Quote from: Scourge of teh Galaxy on April 24, 2011, 09:18:37 AM

Quote from: Enigma on April 24, 2011, 09:10:55 AM
Last night I had a dream where me, Hydro, and Scourge were having a threesome.
I think that me and Hydro's conversation and drinking a flask of straight whiskey helped fuel that.
...tha hell? Since when have I appealed to you, 'nigma? =P

Ask my mind. :P

Scourge of teh Galaxy · « **Reply #592 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:21:23 AM »

Maybe I will...

Oi! 'niggy's mind! Since when have I appealed to you?

Enigm@ · « **Reply #593 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:23:22 AM »

Quote from: Scourge of teh Galaxy on April 24, 2011, 09:21:23 AM

Maybe I will...

Oi! 'niggy's mind! Since when have I appealed to you?

My mind: Cause I got a thing for Scottish girls. :D

0_0
To tell ya the truth, I was probably high.
Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Scourge of teh Galaxy · « **Reply #594 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:24:36 AM »

If you're allied with Cthulhu, shouldn't you be going after Aztec girls?

Enigm@ · « **Reply #595 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:26:13 AM »

Quote from: Scourge of teh Galaxy on April 24, 2011, 09:24:36 AM

If you're allied with Cthulhu, shouldn't you be going after Aztec girls?

I'm not into S&M and tentacle rape. :P

Hydro · « **Reply #596 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:41:50 AM »

Quote from: Enigma on April 24, 2011, 09:26:13 AM

I'm not into S&M and tentacle rape. :P

I am ololololololo

kill343gs · « **Reply #597 on:** April 24, 2011, 10:09:10 AM »

Every time I open this thread, my deams get crushed a little more.

Hydro · « **Reply #598 on:** April 24, 2011, 10:14:25 AM »

Quote from: kill343gs on April 24, 2011, 10:09:10 AM

Every time I open this thread, my deams get crushed a little more.

What are these "deams" you speak of?

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #599 on:** April 24, 2011, 01:59:24 PM »

Quote from: Enigma on April 24, 2011, 09:10:55 AM

Last night I had a dream where me, Hydro, and Scourge were having a threesome.
I think that me and Hydro's conversation and drinking a flask of straight whiskey helped fuel that.

Ok I'm just going to machete through the awkwardness and ask, do you guys even know each other in real life? None of the GTM members ever appear in my dreams becuase I don't know your faces (apart from a few)