Christmas Music

[HurricaneAndrew]

[Jonzu95]

[Conraaa]

[cephalopod]

[Mr. AS]

jingle bells batman smells robin layed an egg
the batmobile lost a wheel and the joker got away

[Philippa]

I don't like people, I don't like Christmas either and I got bored and made a song during maths to the tune of Jingle Bells, thus killing two rather hefty birds with one stone.

Dashing through the snow,
Get the **** out of my way,
Cutting people down,
Laughing all the way - BAHAHA!
I hear them calling out,
They don't put up a fight,
When they yell and scream in pain,
It fills me with delight.

Oh, jingle bells, go to hell,
I hate Christmas Day,
If you set up a manger scene,
I'm gonna make you pay, hey!
Jingle bells, go to hell
I hate Christmas Day,
If you put that bauble on that tree,
It's you that I shall slay.

Merry ****ing Christmas everyone.

[SKBT]

[Kossokei]

I don't like people, I don't like Christmas either and I got bored and made a song during maths to the tune of Jingle Bells, thus killing two rather hefty birds with one stone.

Dashing through the snow,
Get the **** out of my way,
Cutting people down,
Laughing all the way - BAHAHA!
I hear them calling out,
They don't put up a fight,
When they yell and scream in pain,
It fills me with delight.

Oh, jingle bells, go to hell,
I hate Christmas Day,
If you set up a manger scene,
I'm gonna make you pay, hey!
Jingle bells, go to hell
I hate Christmas Day,
If you put that bauble on that tree,
It's you that I shall slay.

Merry ****ing Christmas everyone.

I shall now sing this while playing Carmageddon.

whenever I play carmageddon...

[freeziez]

[TriTon]

Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military

Ooh, Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs, mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs, your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man
But every time I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk

Ooh, Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs, I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you

[Meganerdbomb]

[Resetti's Replicas]

[Noodle]

Uh I think this is crimmus music:

[frezal]

[Enigm@]

[GoldenFox93]

[frezal]