Author Topic: Christmas Carols/songs (Read 1244 times)

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #20 on:** December 03, 2010, 09:38:16 PM »

Quote from: Squirrel_Monkey on November 30, 2010, 11:48:40 AM

BFE the Christmas Turkey ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
ACAMS stole all the beef jerky,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Nary's cake is full of razors,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
FB's made some compact lasers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Enigma's Trolling, Sparkey's crazy ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
LLB's lost and Jonzu's lazy,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Reier came back after leaving,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
CUDA's drunk, he might stop breathing,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Backlash made the final deadline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
All are merry, 'cept for Redline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

JB's skinned a new arena,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
But Clicks designs are even meaner,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

GRW is finding funny pics of Dawn
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Avalanche is refering to WWE
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

GF93 is posting funny Youtube videos
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Preytor wishes he has a pet mantis
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

There I added more.

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 03, 2010, 09:41:10 PM »

They don't rhyme. You, sir, have ruined the song. :nope:

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #22 on:** December 03, 2010, 09:42:35 PM »

Quote from: Preytor_4 on December 03, 2010, 09:41:10 PM

They don't rhyme. You, sir, have ruined the song. :nope:

I know I suck at rhyming =P

Just trying to be funny.

I am better at finding funny pictures of Pokemon, Fails and more.

back on topic.

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #23 on:** December 03, 2010, 09:45:46 PM »

I need somethin that rhymes with rollin(g) that has to do with GTM.

Pwnator · « **Reply #24 on:** December 03, 2010, 09:48:22 PM »

Quote from: Preytor_4 on December 03, 2010, 09:45:46 PM

I need somethin that rhymes with rollin(g) that has to do with GTM.

trolling

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #25 on:** December 03, 2010, 09:49:32 PM »

Who could be the troll?

S.T.C. · « **Reply #26 on:** December 03, 2010, 09:51:27 PM »

Enigma, MKB, me

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #27 on:** December 03, 2010, 09:52:52 PM »

Thanks *goes to add*

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #28 on:** December 03, 2010, 09:54:32 PM »

Quote from: Squirrel_Monkey on November 30, 2010, 11:48:40 AM

BFE the Christmas Turkey ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
ACAMS stole all the beef jerky,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Nary's cake is full of razors,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
FB's made some compact lasers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Enigma's Trolling, Sparkey's crazy ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
LLB's lost and Jonzu's lazy,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Reier came back after leaving,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
CUDA's drunk, he might stop breathing,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Backlash made the final deadline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
All are merry, 'cept for Redline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

JB's skinned a new arena,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
But Clicks designs are even meaner,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

MKB found out he's trollin
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
SotG's head is rollin
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Naryar · « **Reply #29 on:** December 03, 2010, 10:12:39 PM »

Quote from: Preytor_4 on December 03, 2010, 09:54:32 PM

SotG's head is rollin

+respect for that only rhyme

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #30 on:** December 03, 2010, 10:16:25 PM »

Velocity EVO · « **Reply #31 on:** December 04, 2010, 10:53:43 AM »

NUFF SAID!!

SpyGuy · « **Reply #32 on:** December 09, 2010, 08:29:01 PM »

THE RESTROOM DOOR SAID "GENTLEMEN" - Bob Rivers, Twisted Christmas

The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"
So I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned,
and found the place was occupied
by two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse.
What could be worse
Than two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse?

The restroom door said "Gentlemen."
It must have been a gag.
As soon as I walked in there,
I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of Mace
and smacked me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day.
Waht could I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"
and I would like to find
the crummy little creep
who had the nerve to switch the signs.
because I have two black eyes
and one high heel up my behind.
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy -
Boy oh boy!
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy.

G.K. · « **Reply #33 on:** December 13, 2010, 12:30:39 PM »

I'm in a carol service tonight. So is osiriss2.

CaptainUseless · « **Reply #34 on:** December 13, 2010, 01:03:49 PM »

Deck the boards with trolls and spammers
Trollololololololol
Turns out they are double accounters
Trollololololololol

ACAMS uses his Ban Hammer
Trollololololololol
OMG a one week ban
Trollololololololol

Now Sypher is flaming
Trollololololololol
N00b bashing will ensue
Trollololololololol

Surely the thread will be locked
Trollololololololol
Time to go to the GCT thread
Trollololololololol

People will surely rick roll
Trollololololololol
I am talking about FOTEPX
Trollololololololol

I think I'll start a showcase
Trollololololololol
Oops, I suck at Robot Arena
Trollololololololol

Now ACAMS is being racist
Trollololololololol
But are we are all used to it
Trollololololololol

I think I'll make another robot
Trollololololololol
I think it needs MOAR RAZORS
Trollololololololol

Squirrel_Monkey · « **Reply #35 on:** December 13, 2010, 01:06:03 PM »

Rythym and rhyme need work.

CaptainUseless · « **Reply #36 on:** December 13, 2010, 01:07:23 PM »

It sorta works if you extend the "o"s and "a"s etc.

frezal · « **Reply #37 on:** December 13, 2010, 06:19:08 PM »

SpyGuy · « **Reply #38 on:** December 17, 2010, 09:28:49 PM »

Bob Rivers, "Wreck The Malls"

Wreck the malls this Christmas season
Fa la la la la la la la la
Blow your cash for no good reason
Fa la la la la la la la la
Push your charge card to the limit
Fa la la la la la la la la
Your checkbook now has nothing in it
Fa la la la la la la la la

Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie
Fa la la la la la la la la
Drive through K-Mart on his Harley
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tamper with their music system
Fa la la la la la la la la
Trade something for Twisted Sister
Fa la la la la la la la la

Wreck the pet store, do some damage
Fa la la la la la la la la
Send the beagles on on a rampage
Fa la la la la la la la la
Acting in an uncouth manner
Fa la la la la la la la la
Drop your pants and moon at Santa
Fa la la la la la la la la

frezal · « **Reply #39 on:** December 19, 2010, 08:34:06 PM »