Author Topic: Christmas 2011 (Read 2594 times)

NFX · « **Reply #40 on:** December 01, 2011, 06:29:05 PM »

BUT WHICH ONE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Hard Bot · « **Reply #41 on:** December 01, 2011, 06:33:24 PM »

Those are "Mall Santas," A.K.A. fake Santas.

Nate Tech · « **Reply #42 on:** December 01, 2011, 06:35:23 PM »

Here's my list:
http://www.amazon.com/Creative-Labs-Blaster-Tactic-Headset/dp/B0041OQKIC/ref=pd_cp_e_1
http://www.amazon.com/Vulcan-Enthusiast-M-ATX-Handle-VULCAN/dp/B003IPOYGK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1322782679&sr=8-1
http://www.amazon.com/MSI-Profile-PCI-Express-R6570-MD1GD3-LP/dp/B004X69MWE/ref=sr_1_13?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1322782801&sr=1-13
http://www.amazon.com/Supply-EPS12V-SLI-ready-PCI-Express-KenTek/dp/B00596NFOI/ref=sr_1_1?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1322782980&sr=1-1
http://www.amazon.com/HDE-PC-Game-Controller/dp/B004TGZ30I/ref=sr_1_44?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1322783193&sr=1-44

NFX · « **Reply #43 on:** December 01, 2011, 06:35:48 PM »

As opposed to the real, genuine Santa that no-one has seen. You should put up surveillance, catch him on camera and sell it to CBS News or something. You would make <expletive>loads of money.

Actually, and I am not making this up, Santa lives next door to my gran.

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #44 on:** December 01, 2011, 06:37:59 PM »

I saw the real Santa in Lowes on Black Friday. He was wearing regular street clothes so he could keep a low profile, but IT WAS HIM. I wanted to snap a picture, but I felt that it would be rude.

Naryar · « **Reply #45 on:** December 01, 2011, 06:39:13 PM »

This may be amusing after all... maybe Enigma just told him santa existed for troll purposes.

Quote from: Hard Bot on December 01, 2011, 06:33:24 PM

Those are "Mall Santas," A.K.A. fake Santas.

So where is the real santa ?

Hard Bot · « **Reply #46 on:** December 01, 2011, 06:40:37 PM »

I don't know, maybe he is on his rocking (heavy metal) chair at the North Pole.

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #47 on:** December 01, 2011, 06:42:26 PM »

Guys it's Christmas. This is no time to be an asantaist.

R0B0SH4RK · « **Reply #48 on:** December 01, 2011, 07:09:40 PM »

I come from a long line of department store Santas. I don't plan on continuing this tradition.

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #49 on:** December 01, 2011, 08:45:34 PM »

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #50 on:** December 01, 2011, 09:03:50 PM »

Epic win...

Enigm@ · « **Reply #51 on:** December 01, 2011, 09:45:42 PM »

Quote from: Naryar on December 01, 2011, 06:39:13 PM

This may be amusing after all... maybe Enigma just told him santa existed for troll purposes.

nope, he still believes in santa... i haven't had the heart to tell him he's not real. It'd crush the lads little feelings. :/

doublestrand · « **Reply #52 on:** December 01, 2011, 10:52:51 PM »

I'm so cool I'm having my Christmas day on boxing day

090901 · « **Reply #53 on:** December 01, 2011, 11:44:00 PM »

Quote from: Hard Bot on December 01, 2011, 06:33:24 PM

Those are "Mall Santas," A.K.A. fake Santas.

Be careful of them too, they may want you to suck on their candy cane.

Chaosmancer · « **Reply #54 on:** December 02, 2011, 12:20:24 AM »

Quote from: doublestrand on December 01, 2011, 10:52:51 PM

I'm so cool I'm having my Christmas day on boxing day

I get to have my Christmas day on Christmas day and boxing day, technically speaking.

Somebody · « **Reply #55 on:** December 02, 2011, 02:40:48 PM »

http://www.noradsanta.org/

So all the kiddies know where santa is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NORAD_Tracks_Santa

Naryar · « **Reply #56 on:** December 02, 2011, 06:50:31 PM »

*rises and goes to make an inspired speech with gratuitous Adolf gesticulation*

HEY HARD BOT

SANTA DOES NOT EXIST

IT IS A MEANINGLESS LIE DESIGNED TO EMBRIGADE THE MINDS OF YOUNGER CHILDREN

AND A PRODUCT OF EVIL CAPITALIST SOCIETY

YOUR BROTHER LIED TO YOU

Proof : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus

AS WIKIPEDIA SAID IT IT MUST BE TRUE

*sits back on table, slightly smiles, takes Xanatos Pose*

Now let's see how this will bring us...

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #57 on:** December 02, 2011, 06:57:25 PM »

Nary, this is far too evil, even for you.

NFX · « **Reply #58 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:02:35 PM »

He's going to find out sooner or later...but yeah, maybe that wasn't the best way to break it to him.

Spoiler'd for the benefit of Hard Bot, providing he hasn't read Nar's post yet.

Naryar · « **Reply #59 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:07:19 PM »

It is the truth. Is saying the truth for means of information evil ? I think not.

Saying it for information AND for the joys of tormenting a poor young soul however, is. And that's just what I did MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

*naryar exits stage left while twirling his mustache*