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Boy masturbates to death (News Article)
« on: September 12, 2011, 03:49:59 PM »
Article here


Discuss.
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Re: Boy masturbates to death
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2011, 03:50:38 PM »
old news maaaang
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Re: Boy masturbates to death
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2011, 03:52:59 PM »
What the **** jonzo
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Re: Boy masturbates to death
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2011, 03:56:08 PM »
I swear the threads here get weirder and weirder by the day..
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Re: Boy masturbates to death
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2011, 04:00:36 PM »
O_O
« Last Edit: August 03, 2012, 05:06:55 PM by Mr. AwesumSauce »
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Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
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Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
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Re: Boy masturbates to death (News Article)
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2011, 04:28:58 PM »
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Re: Boy masturbates to death (News Article)
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2011, 04:39:31 PM »
That's how I'm gonna go out.

Except when I do reach an age at which going out is considerable, then it's probably only going to take one good wank to stop my heart. :V

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Re: Boy masturbates to death (News Article)
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2011, 04:54:48 PM »
Obviously fake.
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Re: Boy masturbates to death (News Article)
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2011, 09:38:32 PM »
I told you Jonzu...

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Re: Boy masturbates to death (News Article)
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2011, 09:47:27 PM »
If you keep touching yourself there, you'll go blind

So stop putting your finger in your eye

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Re: Boy masturbates to death (News Article)
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2011, 10:03:07 PM »
I knew it that someone will make fun of me...

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Re: Boy masturbates to death (News Article)
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2011, 10:10:47 PM »
hmm. very interesting.
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Re: Boy masturbates to death (News Article)
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2011, 10:11:20 PM »
hmm. very interesting.
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Re: Boy masturbates to death (News Article)
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2011, 10:11:53 PM »
I knew it that someone will make fun of me...
It's because it's so damn easy. :rolleyes:
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Re: Boy masturbates to death (News Article)
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2011, 11:18:43 PM »
I knew it that someone will make fun of me...
Yeah don't make fun of Jonzu like that.  We all know he broke that 42 record already.

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Re: Boy masturbates to death (News Article)
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2011, 11:02:14 AM »
I WONDER HOW EVERYONE IN HEAVEN REACTED WHEN HE CAME  :rotflmao:



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Re: Boy masturbates to death (News Article)
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2011, 11:14:50 AM »
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Re: Boy masturbates to death
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2011, 11:49:40 AM »
Cyber bullying people who you've never met before. Wow, you're cool.
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Re: Boy masturbates to death (News Article)
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2011, 01:14:31 PM »
That's not really cyber bullying, and Nary's not really cool. As for the story: pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: Boy masturbates to death (News Article)
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2011, 01:17:31 PM »
Interesting how goose returns and immediately posts in a thread about wanking.
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