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Battlebots X SBV
« on: April 04, 2015, 05:15:02 PM »


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« Last Edit: May 09, 2015, 09:43:48 PM by MassimoV »

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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2015, 05:29:21 PM »
My HW and SHW are swapped on the splashes and brackets. My SHW is multibot too, btw.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2015, 05:36:54 PM »
What the hell is Phobus?

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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2015, 05:44:43 PM »
Its Amethyst and Stroke God, Millionaire, but whatever.



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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2015, 05:45:28 PM »
Texakana twister is gonna get a hell of a match for my bot is very zippy and flippy.
Phobus.......???? CHASE THEM AWAY CHASE THEM AWAY IM AFRAID NEED YOUR AID BLOODY MONSTROSITIES  ON PARADE! From this angle not sure what itnis or if its IRL. Its gonna kill me.
Blitzkrieg is gonna have a hell of a match and if it loses, the main series gets a hell of a send off.
Anti Gravity will have fun and will explore the KekBanter effect: distract with one, attack with the other. I made armor very strong so it should survive.
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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2015, 05:56:37 PM »
Lots of good looking robots here.

Gonna weigh up my bots chances in round 1 here.

LW: Billet 5: Wild Bite look like a good little bot, Billet 5 is rather tested in battle and hopfully gets more of the bigger hits in.
MW: Point of Impact: While unstable, PoI has a large damage potential. Super Hornet seems to be a bot that PoI would fare well against. Hope PoI stays upright long enough to win.
HW: Iron Mask: Hammer/Axe bots have never done well in tourneys. Minor Threat looks to be a bot that IM has a slim chance of winning against, nice exposed top for the hammer.
SHW: Decimator: Decimator has that name for a reason. Good luck to the cluster bot I guess.

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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2015, 05:57:30 PM »
My favorites are Nemesis and Train.

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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2015, 06:00:51 PM »
Oh btw...
The top shell of Stroke God Millionaire is powered by dual perms and the bottom shell is connected to an axle. When the dual perms start up, the bottom shell winds up spinning in the opposite direction of the top shell.



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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2015, 06:20:53 PM »
My SHW is multibot too, btw.
With itself?

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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2015, 06:43:37 PM »
My SHW is multibot too, btw.
With itself?
Yeah. Hence why it's 600KG.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2015, 06:50:43 PM »
Whelp, time to go 0-4
Oh I'll be doing some banging.......

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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2015, 06:56:32 PM »
how high do you even have to be to accept awesumsauce's shw

also my LW is BREAK the targets you pleb

matchups are okay. i'd like to use the rammer version of BuffalOWNED for my first round max

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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2015, 07:06:43 PM »
Alright, should all be fixed.

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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2015, 07:25:57 PM »
looks like I'm not winning. again.
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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2015, 07:39:35 PM »
My LW HS will slaughter Redline's LW flipper. Lemonism's MW HS will slaughter my MW flipper. My HW Drum might win if the hazards cooperate with me and tear the back of Badnik's HW flipper and I have no clue how my SHW match will go.


Actually, this has to be the best looking bots in the Battlebots series. I'm serious. There are more bots I like to look at than bots I find mediocre or cringe-worthy.

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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2015, 08:15:12 PM »
You know, I had this big post of my opinions of all the robots I was writing, and then I accidentally closed the tab and deleted it. Thanks Obama.

EDIT: I FORGOT I HAD COPIED MOST OF IT THANK YOU BASED GOD
I'm bored. Here's what I think about all the robots.

« Last Edit: April 04, 2015, 08:50:11 PM by Badnik96 »

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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2015, 09:19:51 PM »
Not sure how my LW's first match will go seeing how its weapon motor is exposed from the top, but if it can catch its opponent's hammer and keep under it then I should win.

Not sure about my MW's first match-up either because the first charge could result in a crippling blow to either robot.  Either SH will take off part of PoI's supports leaving it helpless, or PoI will take off either or both of SH's weapon racks exposing its chassis for PoI to destroy.

Aviator H can certainly win its first match, but only if it tears off its opponent's wedge quickly.  Even with 5mm titanium armor, I'm not confident AH's chassis can withstand repeated hits from (what I assume to be) Blitzkrieg's weaponed flippers.

How Thunder Rage's first match goes depends on the speed of its opponent.  I don't know how much damage those S3 discs will cause, but once TR gets up to speed, it's very hard for slow robots to stop.
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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2015, 10:51:05 PM »
Shield vs. 027 LB is up.

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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2015, 10:57:25 PM »
Mr. AS vs. Badnik is up

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Re: Battlebots X SBV
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2015, 10:58:55 PM »