Battlebots X SBV

[MassimoV]

Kurt vs. RammingSpeed is up.

[MassimoV]

09 vs. VB is up.

[S.T.C.]

You know, I had this big post of my opinions of all the robots I was writing, and then I accidentally closed the tab and deleted it. Thanks Obama.

EDIT: I FORGOT I HAD COPIED MOST OF IT THANK YOU BASED GOD
I'm bored. Here's what I think about all the robots.

Best in Combat:
Break the Targets
Moros
Billet
Reclaimed
Mini Metallicus
Wraptile
Texarkana Twister
Cutter
Black Harpy

Best-Looking:
Wide Bite
Grave Digger
Wraptile
Trireme
Steve Irwin Exterminator
Vibetech
Parsnip

Cringe:
Sheep Cloud
Strawberry Swisher IRL
Kingson Dededoo (it wouldn't be so bad if you gave it a legit skin)
GivMehDemRibs (really, really, generic and a meh skin)

Best In Combat:
Phobus
Dr. Demolition
Super Hornet
Turn Table
Wraptor
Black Banshee II
Vindicate
Varjack (don't underestimate S3 Blades)
Mad Max
Metallicus

Best-Looking:
Enver
Blood Eagle
Tracer Bullet
Hound
Galactus
Point of Impact
Veto
Debaser
Super Hornet
Plow King
Wraptor
THE REAL N****

Cringe:
Attacker 2.0
1000 Tortured Souls
Hell Sender (at least skin it!)
[Memes]

Best in Combat:
Crescent (if it uses cheat teeth)
Aviator
Oizys
Emergency (I see lots of judge decision wins)
Wrex
Texas Tornado
Jellybean
Crasp Drone
General Disorder
Comet
Mega Metallicus
Steel Raptor
Sky Toss
Big Max

Best Looking:
Crescent
BuffalOWNED
Iron Mask
Hunter
Wrex
FireStorm
Paradox
Beast
Steel Raptor

Cringe:
Mike Meyers
Meme Robot
Blitzkrieg 3 (at least make it not-tryhard)

Best in Combat:
Dolos
Super Gigabyte
T-Wrex
DC Sniper
Des Devious
Think Fast
Whyachi the Undead
Krude Oil
SPIN 2 WIN/Meme Simulator
Giga Metallicus

Best Looking:
Ignignokt
Super Gigabyte
Gaff Hexagon Blade
Thunder Rage
T-Wrex
GRND
Thunder Lizard
Tri-Force
Des Devious
Bloodthirsty
Nemesis
Krude Oil
Narcacuga
Train
Giga Metallicus

Cringe:
Windmill (huge, boxy, and has a tiny weapon)
Stroke God, Millionaire (clearly tryharding)
Xevious (huge boxy chassis, no skin)
Meme/Spin (really)
HARDCORE METH LAB (kill yourself)
Whyachi the Undead (at least put some effort in some aspect of your robot instead of making an uninspired whyachi clone)
Ramming Impact (it isn't awful, but one iron on a superheavy? really? also the hand drawn "I Will Win" is a really bad touch)

SGM wasn't try-hard, it just happened. I didn't have any idea what to build and, as I kept putting things together, the idea came to me.

[MassimoV]

Jake vs. STC is up.

[MassimoV]

Craaig vs. The Ounce is up.

[Badnik96]

Well then, sorry for misinterpreting your design. Still a lot of beaters.

[MassimoV]

RA vs. Redline is up.

[Badnik96]

What the hell is Phobus?

Undercutter in the vein of Pure Dead Brilliant
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kEaMfKxDD8I#

[The Ounce]

First match went better than expected; I didn't expect to get under Vibetech even from the side.

*watches Cutter vs. Gravedigger*

Well, my LW's not gonna reclaim its crown this time.  A robot with a skirt hinge couldn't get under Cutter, so what chance does a narrow VS with a chassis wedge have?

[Linxus]

Feel like getting the worst possible MW draw considering foil-tin armour on the top and no wedge or anything to avoid being hit there. Also an extra HW fight, lol.

also really hope that HW is AI'd as a rammer and not a pusher or anything...

[P3PSl]

I'm very scared against my draws.
But it will be a good learning curve going against these amazing builders.

[S.T.C.]

Well then, sorry for misinterpreting your design. Still a lot of beaters.

Had a lot of weight to play with lol.

[RedSawn]

I expected a lot less firepower at LW level, part of the reason I made this Gravedigger DSL 2 version a LW. Firestorm and Tri-Force have Steel 10 though so we'll see what happens at HW and SHW. It'll be harder to blast past Plow King at least for a minute or so because of the Behemoth scoop.

[playzooki]

why am i not allowed to use the same cluster partner in 3 weight classes.

[cephalopod]

First match went better than expected; I didn't expect to get under Vibetech even from the side.

*watches Cutter vs. Gravedigger*

Well, my LW's not gonna reclaim its crown this time.  A robot with a skirt hinge couldn't get under Cutter, so what chance does a narrow VS with a chassis wedge have?

Went about as well as I expected :P nice work man :)

[RedAce]

Well, my LW's not gonna reclaim its crown this time.  A robot with a skirt hinge couldn't get under Cutter, so what chance does a narrow VS with a chassis wedge have?

You might still have a chance. Cutter's weapon is powered by a single mag for the 4WD. You never know.

Also, sorry for taking you out so early Redline. Glad it won BOTM to say the least.

[RedSawn]

No worries, it's part of the game. I already shot myself in the foot with a low armour flipper, I just didn't think it'd happen so soon.

I wouldn't be so sure, Ounce. My criteria for making the sheet wedge was that it didn't glitch out and prop itself up on air. It's not been tested against wedges better then 2.1 Scout and it doesn't win there all of the time. I can't even remember if it won most of the time. It was a 2~3 hour build to replace Madd.

[MassimoV]

why am i not allowed to use the same cluster partner in 3 weight classes.

Cause you're retarted.

[090901]

Well then, sorry for misinterpreting your design. Still a lot of beaters.

le hworf blade face

[Tibsy]

Yes!!! *fist pumps* I'm cannon fodder again!!! :D