Battlebots 9 SBV

[MassimoV]

Craaig vs. Tweedy is up.

[Thyrus]

I like martys bot designwise. Din't like it to be an sns

[TommyProductionsInc]

Damn, I'm doing good!
I even managed to beat Naryar!

[Shield]

Damn, I'm doing good!
I even managed to beat Naryar!

that's not a real accomplishment

[Scrapyard24c]

Looks like Holiday on Ice turned got dealt one hell of a Texan nightmare

[Scrapyard24c]

As for my next opponent, could go either way with that plow of Crasp Drone (Also why does it remind me of a rhino?)

[Clickbeetle]

Whoa, I haven't lost a match yet.  Not bad.

Slambot vs. Break the Targets: Don't know if I can win, but it's going to be fun. 

Thunderclap vs. Metallicus: Feel pretty good about this one, especially since Metallicus' weapon apparently touches the floor and doesn't always do damage.

D. adamanteus vs. Expeller: Wedge war. 

Thunderhead vs. Jermima Puddleduck: Feel pretty bad about this one.  I fear I'll need a miracle to win.


Also for the record, I disagree with the judges' decision for Oy Vey! vs. Venum.  Oy Vey did more damage, yes, but all it did for 90% of the match was spikeball around the arena.  Venum should have won on control and aggression.  Heck, it was STILL controlling the match after losing both hammers.

Nebula Belt being "immobilized" was also bogus.  Bad luck for 027--that's the worst way to lose a fight, IMO.

Can someone explain Mr. AS's MW?  Why does it have different names every time I see it, and what is all that noise it makes?  Spin motors with custom sound effects?

[MassimoV]

Omega BasedGod Hitler 64 SSJ6 Platnium Deluxe Edition: Part 1 of the Charles Barkley SaGa is the full name of AS's MW. I don't want to copy paste that every time the bot fights though. He messed with the files of the weapons so that every time they hit something they play this song:

[Clickbeetle]

Thanks.  I'm not going to ask what would possess him to think of that.

It's not exactly IRL to have weapons play songs when they hit something, but I guess if it has no effect on battle it's OK?

[MassimoV]

Thanks.  I'm not going to ask what would possess him to think of that.

It's not exactly IRL to have weapons play songs when they hit something, but I guess if it has no effect on battle it's OK?

Yeah it's goofy, something different so I let it slide.

[RFS]

Thanks.  I'm not going to ask what would possess him to think of that.

It's not exactly IRL to have weapons play songs when they hit something, but I guess if it has no effect on battle it's OK?

I think if Road Block can blare a police siren during battle then Mr AS can play songs where 95% of the lyrics are the word "ni**a". 

[Thyrus]

Always spinners in shw... meh :/

[Shield]

Also for the record, I disagree with the judges' decision for Oy Vey! vs. Venum.  Oy Vey did more damage, yes, but all it did for 90% of the match was spikeball around the arena.  Venum should have won on control and aggression.  Heck, it was STILL controlling the match after losing both hammers.

Thank you click

and I thought I was wrong, I never speak against judges, but this is an exception

[helloface]

Also for the record, I disagree with the judges' decision for Oy Vey! vs. Venum.  Oy Vey did more damage, yes, but all it did for 90% of the match was spikeball around the arena.  Venum should have won on control and aggression.  Heck, it was STILL controlling the match after losing both hammers.

Thank you click

and I thought I was wrong, I never speak against judges, but this is an exception

I also thought this. Oy Vey just bounced around the whole time, and only really had a few good hits. Venum on the other hand showed control the whole time and almost all of the hits it landed were good, solid hits. I was actually quite surprised the judges didn't go for Venum.

[Shield]

Also for the record, I disagree with the judges' decision for Oy Vey! vs. Venum.  Oy Vey did more damage, yes, but all it did for 90% of the match was spikeball around the arena.  Venum should have won on control and aggression.  Heck, it was STILL controlling the match after losing both hammers.

Thank you click

and I thought I was wrong, I never speak against judges, but this is an exception

I also thought this. Oy Vey just bounced around the whole time, and only really had a few good hits. Venum on the other hand showed control the whole time and almost all of the hits it landed were good, solid hits. I was actually quite surprised the judges didn't go for Venum.

The judges hate my guts

[Badnik96]

I too disagree with that decision. Thought Venum would have it on strategy at least. Oy Vey barely did anything aside from spin its weapon.

[SKBT]

max has score dyslexia I gave the win to the vertical not the horizontal

[powerrave]

My SHW was boring. I want something destructive to completely shatter that helicopter of mine. ... It was damn fast though.

[Mr. AS]

Also for the record, I disagree with the judges' decision for Oy Vey! vs. Venum.  Oy Vey did more damage, yes, but all it did for 90% of the match was spikeball around the arena.  Venum should have won on control and aggression.  Heck, it was STILL controlling the match after losing both hammers.

and I thought I was wrong, I never speak against judges, but this is an exception

I also thought this. Oy Vey just bounced around the whole time, and only really had a few good hits. Venum on the other hand showed control the whole time and almost all of the hits it landed were good, solid hits. I was actually quite surprised the judges didn't go for Venum.

I too disagree with that decision. Thought Venum would have it on strategy at least. Oy Vey barely did anything aside from spin its weapon.

(Also, Venum had no viable weapons left at the end of the fight. How would you call that a win?)

[Badnik96]

Yeah you outweaponed a VS with an hs. good job

he was the more aggressive and controlled the match despite your weapon and design advantage