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Re: Mr AwesumSauce Stock Showcase
« Reply #560 on: March 14, 2014, 03:00:06 PM »



This is the bot that everyone will have to face 3 of during the Break the Targets! event. It has no weapons, no speed, or any way of possibly defeating the HW. The best part? It is BFE'd to only have 1 armor value, AKA 1/200th of DSA's durability. Almost any attack should be able to kill it in one hit.

dat skin bloop doe
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Mr AwesumSauce Stock Showcase
« Reply #561 on: March 14, 2014, 03:15:45 PM »
Love that target skined bot.

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Re: Mr AwesumSauce Stock Showcase
« Reply #562 on: March 14, 2014, 03:23:30 PM »
I don't know what it is... but it just doesn't seem as good as your other bots. Got battleshots?
You got my vote for RA2 Wizard. Always and forever.

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Re: Mr AwesumSauce Stock Showcase
« Reply #563 on: March 14, 2014, 03:46:19 PM »
I don't know what it is... but it just doesn't seem as good as your other bots. Got battleshots?
What? It's literally made to get destroyed in one hit, like . Of course it isn't going to be good at combat.

Here's a battleshot of it lasting a whole 3 seconds against maelstrom.

How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Mr AwesumSauce Stock Showcase
« Reply #564 on: March 14, 2014, 04:10:29 PM »
... /sarcasm
You got my vote for RA2 Wizard. Always and forever.

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Re: Mr AwesumSauce Stock Showcase
« Reply #565 on: March 29, 2014, 10:35:33 PM »
... /sarcasm
woosh





Hivemind II. Hivemind 1 was basically a clone of 090901's bot with a different setup so it wasn't worth showcasing.
HPZ drive. DSA. Looks slightly retarded because its an axle build, but it fights decently, beats Ariel HK at the very least.
Uses two red extenders on the axle because its Sage's birthday. Pls bully me ._.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Mr AS Stock Showcase
« Reply #566 on: April 20, 2014, 08:47:26 PM »
4/20 national stock bot building day
4 20. National day for stock robots. Real, Thanks.





Eviscer8, 2 reg zteks for weapons and HPZ for drive. Plastic and 1 nifty.

It's basically a MW Mono, complete with ugly looking block chassis and all.  :rolleyes:
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Mr AS Stock Showcase
« Reply #567 on: April 20, 2014, 09:04:39 PM »
Nice.  Looks like it would be good against other HS.  So long as you don't lose any wheels.

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Re: Mr AS Stock Showcase
« Reply #568 on: April 21, 2014, 03:08:02 PM »
eh, i would just get some irons pointed upwards and some downwards...

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Re: Mr AS Stock Showcase
« Reply #569 on: May 08, 2014, 08:46:52 PM »
Here's an old HS/Rammer I never posted.





DSA + HPZ drive. simple stuff.

Does things and such, beats fury pretty well. It did manage to beat Macro Mole (my older 18 claw HS with the plow and mace).
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Mr AS Stock Showcase
« Reply #570 on: May 08, 2014, 09:49:28 PM »
I'm still happy people use those zteks. lol i always thought they were awesome
You got my vote for RA2 Wizard. Always and forever.

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Re: Mr AS Stock Showcase
« Reply #571 on: May 09, 2014, 06:24:51 AM »
Love it, very solid build  :thumbup


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Re: Mr AS Stock Showcase
« Reply #572 on: May 09, 2014, 10:10:16 AM »
most dope


For once the mods did something right
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Re: Mr AS Stock Showcase
« Reply #573 on: May 14, 2014, 02:09:04 PM »
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Re: Mr AS Stock Showcase
« Reply #574 on: May 16, 2014, 04:47:17 PM »
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Re: Mr AS Stock Showcase
« Reply #575 on: May 30, 2014, 10:22:05 PM »
Remember that one bot I entered in Roboleague? Around 3 years ago? Yeah, that's the one. One of my 3 first tourney entries ever.

It kind of sucked, and I kind of rebuilt it:




DSA, HPZ drive and 6 razors. (Almost) the largest chassis possible.

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but muh turn speed
Like I need turn speed to beat HS.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2015, 05:15:22 PM by Mr. AS »
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Mr AS Stock Showcase
« Reply #576 on: May 31, 2014, 03:23:32 AM »
woah, is that much arm strong enough?
i mean, won't it fracture?

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Re: Mr AS Stock Showcase
« Reply #577 on: May 31, 2014, 07:49:48 AM »
Dude.. That's sick.

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Re: Mr AS Stock Showcase
« Reply #578 on: June 01, 2014, 05:47:10 PM »
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but muh turn speed
Like I need turn speed to beat HS.

Uh, turn speed is kind of important.  HS knocks you sideways and you can't turn fast enough to face it again, you're screwed.

Still, I like the design.  Different from the usual popup.  The wedged sides should help compensate for the turn speed.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2015, 05:15:27 PM by Mr. AS »

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Re: Mr AS Stock Showcase
« Reply #579 on: June 01, 2014, 06:12:12 PM »
woah, is that much arm strong enough?
i mean, won't it fracture?

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but muh turn speed
Like I need turn speed to beat HS.

Uh, turn speed is kind of important.  HS knocks you sideways and you can't turn fast enough to face it again, you're screwed.
If you make your popups so narrow that they get smacked away in a single hit by HS or build them to kill other popups, turn speed might matter. None of those really apply to this bot though.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.